Converting to Islam. Any Coli brehs have any advice?

[Ms. Elaine]

Don't be naive

What am I being naive about? Such people are muslims in name only.

 

[blac_da_rappa]

Holy Bible is full of prophecies ... Gen to Rev

 

[richaveli83]

Why did you choose to leave the faith?

A few reasons. I was partially raised in the Nation of Islam which is not considered "real Islam" but later left and started attending orthodox mosques (sunni and ahmadiyya). Mainly because I wanted to sleep around without restrictions and do what I want.

 

[Ikwa]

The usual suspects getting all emotional in another Islam thread
I wonder why they lose all composure when the truth is mentioned

They want to extinguish the light of Allah with their mouths, but Allah will perfect His light, although the disbelievers dislike it.

Quran - 61:8

Indeed they dislike it
To the breh @YG Joey ignore the miserable individuals and welcome to the truth. I would say find a few young bros that regularly go to the mosque to roll with, attend classes about Aqeedah (Creed), learn how to perform the 5 daily prayers, maintain them and try your best to treat people well. Islam is a simple religion, take it slow and enjoy the new found tranquility in your heart

 

[DJDONTNOBODYPAYME]

10 Pages and no one corrected The OP on the accurate description of its Order.





It's "revert", not "convert"

 

[Thighmaster B]

I'm sorry there is so much trolling and so many angry atheists in this thread.

Here's my advice.

- Visit your local mosque, talk to imams and about how serious you are with your conversion.
- Convert/revert and fraternize with your new brothers.
- After gathering enough info and contacts, buy an one-way ticket to Turkey and illegally cross the Syrian border.
- Join ISIS and fight Kurds, Arabs and other jihadist rivals while dodging NATO and Russian bombing raids, all for 10 bucks a month.
- Enslave and rape Yazedi girls, push gays off rooftops and execute local tribes who refuse to submit to ISIS rule.
- Strap on a suicide vest and blow up the nearest Muslim Shiite mosque you can find.
- In that brief instant between when you push trigger and are blown to smithereens, realize you wasted your life.

 

[Inspect Her Deck]

I'm sorry there is so much trolling and so many angry atheists in this thread.

Here's my advice.

- Visit your local mosque, talk to imams and about how serious you are with your conversion.
- Convert/revert and fraternize with your new brothers.
- After gathering enough info and contacts, buy an one-way ticket to Turkey and illegally cross the Syrian border.
- Join ISIS and fight Kurds, Arabs and other jihadist rivals while dodging NATO and Russian bombing raids, all for 10 bucks a month.
- Enslave and rape Yazedi girls, push gays off rooftops and execute local tribes who refuse to submit to ISIS rule.
- Strap on a suicide vest and blow up the nearest Muslim Shiite mosque you can find.
- In that brief instant between when you push trigger and are blown to smithereens, realize you wasted your life.

Here's my advice:

neg

 

[Thighmaster B]

Here's my advice:

neg

ok, consider yourself negged.

There, negging done. It felt kinda good. Thanks.

 

[Olu Dara]

I'm sorry there is so much trolling and so many angry atheists in this thread.

Here's my advice.

- Visit your local mosque, talk to imams and about how serious you are with your conversion.
- Convert/revert and fraternize with your new brothers.
- After gathering enough info and contacts, buy an one-way ticket to Turkey and illegally cross the Syrian border.
- Join ISIS and fight Kurds, Arabs and other jihadist rivals while dodging NATO and Russian bombing raids, all for 10 bucks a month.
- Enslave and rape Yazedi girls, push gays off rooftops and execute local tribes who refuse to submit to ISIS rule.
- Strap on a suicide vest and blow up the nearest Muslim Shiite mosque you can find.
- In that brief instant between when you push trigger and are blown to smithereens, realize you wasted your life.

You might be messing around but the feds just might come knocking on you door for this post

 

[Losttribe]

Mo was the Jared Fogle of his time.

You're the devil Crakker of all time


And don't pretend that you don't know that the entire Earth had the same social standard up until less than 100 years ago. That was nearly 2000 years ago.
The Prophet Muhammad's first wife was older than him.. he was with her into she passed away. Afterwards he took on others to help unite groups

 

[Thighmaster B]

You might be messing around but the feds just might come knocking on you door for this post

Yeah they'll especially object to the sarcasm and the wasted your life comment. Luckily, this isn't Saudi Arabia or Pakistan so blasphemy laws don't apply.

 

[Olu Dara]

Yeah they'll especially object to the sarcasm and the wasted your life comment. Luckily, this isn't Saudi Arabia or Pakistan so blasphemy laws don't apply.

You are tellng people to join ISIS

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

stop c00ning for them sand cacs

Facts
If OP ain't from the bloodline of Ishamel, then you are playing yourself

Jesus knelled face down when he prayed (Matthew 26:39) believed in one God (Deuteronomy 6:4), fasted (Matthew 4:2) yet He's angry at Muslims

Fasting was apart of the Hebrews/Jews/Christians culture. Nice try though

 

[blackslash]

nikkaz say they wanna be Islam but dont wanna follow Allah's commandments but instead wanna make up they own versions of islam
This below is authentic Islam...that western bullsht yall talking bout is not

Alright so you say its all in the followers misconstruing the Quran's commands but I say nay its in fact the Quran(the source) that embodies this evil spirit

Lets look at
Surat Al-Imran Ayat 32
"Obey Allah and the apostle, but if they turn back, surely Allah does not love the unbeliever"

We'll start with this to show that the Quran tells of Allah's hatred of the unbeliever and those who dont obey Muhammed

Now Lets look at
Surat Al-Fath Ayat 29
"Muhammed is the messenger of Allah, and those who are with him are SEVERE with unbelievers, and merciful among themselves"

Now we're beginning to see the contrast as with Christ who tells us show mercy even to are enemies
Muhammed tells us "be severe" towards those who dont believe and only show acts of mercy withing the circle(believers)

Now lets look at
Surat An-Nisa Ayat 24
"Also(forbidden are) women already married, except those (captives and slaves), whom your right hand possess"
Now it may seem as if Im sidetracking but I bring this verse up for a reason
But when the muslims were worried about whether it be okay to sleep with already married women who the captured in battle Muhammed presented this revelation to say "yea its okay to sleep with married women if they are slaves or captives"


Now lets look at
Surat Al-Ma'dah ayat 33
"The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and his apostle and strive to make mischief in the land is only this,
that they should be murdered, or crucified or their hands cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grevious chastisement"
So here we say the very violent command Muhammed reveals from Allah which shows acts of severeness to those that cause "mischief" in muslim land...

Now lets look at
Surat At-Tawbah ayat 5
"When the sacred months have passed, slay the idolaters wherever you find them, and take them captive, and besiege them, and prepare for them each, ambush. But if they repent and establish worship and pay the poor-due, then leave their way free. Lo! Allah is Forgiving and Merciful"
So what we have here is your basic "Convert or die" verse. Where we find that Muhammed reveals that his followers should search out and kill all those who are not believers, or take them captive. Aint that what Isis do...."capture unbelievers ask them to deny their faiths and if they do their spared but if they dont they are beheaded?

Welp lets now look at the same Surat
Surat At-Tawbah ayat 29
"Fight those who believe not in Allah, nor the last day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and his Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of truth, from among the People of the Book( Jews and Christians) until they pay the Jizyah with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued".

Another verse in the same surat outlining the severeness followers of Allah must have towards unbelievers. This time its in reference to Christians and Jews and how they get special treatment.
Instead of being outright slaughtered for not converting they have a third option that the "idolaters" dont have which is to pay Jizyat(tribute money) to muslims, acknowledging their inferiority
So much for no compulsion

Now another verse I will talk about...which will give you an understanding as to why Isis also attacks other muslims too
Surat At-Tawbah ayat 79
"O Prophet, strive hard against the unbelievers and the hypocrites and be unyielding to them and their abode is hell and evil is the destination"
Its important to note the arabic word used for the words "strive hard" here is another form of the word "Jihad"
So muslims are not only commanded to wage Jihad on idolaters, christians and muslims, but also hypocrites, muslims who dont live by the commands of Allah.



Surat At-Tawbah ayat 111
"Surely Allah has bought of the believers their persons and their property for this, that they shall have the garden, they fight in Allah's way, so they slay and are slain"
So in this verse we see that Allah defines believers as those who slay and are slain
They keep killing until they are killed
Doesnt sound too much like the peaceful muslims, but it sounds a whole lot like Isis

Surat Muhammed ayat 35
"Be not weary and fainthearted, crying for peace when you should be uppermost: For Allah is with you, and will never put you in loss for your (good) deeds"
So what we see here is, Allah telling muslims that once they are strong enough to slay the idolaters, and the hyocrites and the People of the Book, peace is not an option. If you seek peace when you should be uppermost then according to Allah you are indeed a hypocrite
Islam so peaceful

Surah Al-Baqarah ayat 106
"Whetever communications we abrogate or cause to be forgotten, We bring one better than it or like it. Do you not know Allah has power over all things"
Just like u did, people here in America have been trying to condemn Isis by quoting "peaceful" verses in the Quran
but those peaceful verses were revealed before Allah commanded his followers to slay unbelievers
This verse if important to note when it comes to the doctrine of abrogation in islam which means earlier verses get cancelled out by later verses and if that the case the verse you quoted about no compulsion is obsolete.

@Kotal Kahn @Inspect Her Deck @Young/Nacho\Drawz

 

[JuvenileHell]

Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.


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