Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[ALonelyDad]

Ham be jerkin with Rui he’s still a fukkin MEATHEAD

Rui struggled last series outside of the last game so I don't blame him, he has plenty of decent options and has to pick the best players for matchups

 

[Joe Sixpack]

Rui struggled last series outside of the last game so I don't blame him, he has plenty of decent options and has to pick the best players for matchups

What you mean you don’t blame him?

The fukk?

Rui has to play 30 minutes a night!

 

[jaydawg08]

If he is proven right then what?

After game #1? I make no crazy assertations from the 1st qt of game #1.. Normally takes till Game 3 to really get a sense.

Do y'all nikkas not watch ball?

 

[Joe Sixpack]

Oh my God he came straight down the fukkin lane

 

[GreatestLaker]

Okay I'm turning off this shyt.

 

[Regular_P]

Bruce Brown really went coast-to-coast off a rebound and LA's defense was back?

 

[Sccit]

U DUMBFUCCS REALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS MEMPHIS OR GS?

NOW WE GET TO SEE THE REAL LEBRON

35-12-8 WIT AN L

THEN EVERYONE WILL SAY HE HAS NO HELP AGAIN

SLURPERS, PLEASE BOOKMARK THIS POST FOR WHEN THEY DO

 

[GreatestLaker]

After game #1? I make no crazy assertations from the 1st qt of game #1.. Normally takes till Game 3 to really get a sense.

Do y'all nikkas not watch ball?

Denver in 5.

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

These new nikkas got the yips. Calm down.

 

[BlackStarryKnight]

U DUMBFUCCS REALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS MEMPHIS OR GS?

NOW WE GET TO SEE THE REAL LEBRON

35-12-8 WIT AN L

THEN EVERYONE WILL SAY HE HAS NO HELP AGAIN

SLURPERS, PLEASE BOOKMARK THIS POST FOR WHEN THEY DO

Beat it loser

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

 

[CantStop]

they're the best offensive team for a reason

we're the best defensive team but let's keep it 100, even our defense isn't some lockdown 2004 pistons type shyt so it's really inconsequential

 

[Joe Sixpack]

U DUMBFUCCS REALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS MEMPHIS OR GS?

NOW WE GET TO SEE THE REAL LEBRON

35-12-8 WIT AN L

THEN EVERYONE WILL SAY HE HAS NO HELP AGAIN

PLEASE BOOKMARK THIS POST FOR WHEN THEY DO SLURPERS

You realize it’s not 2009 anymore right?

 

[Sccit]

Beat it loser

WHEN HIT DOGS HOLLER PART 588733897335

 

[Sccit]

You realize it’s not 2009 anymore right?

RIGHT

IF IT WAS 2009 I WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE SOME CONFIDENCE IN OUR TEAM