Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[Th3Birdman]

Listen, Amerie is just washed vocally.


But she had bangers. This got me through middle school:

 

[CantStop]

I think selling 80% of the Lakers would be the best option for Jeanie and the Buss family...If Phoenix sold for 4 billion...Jeanie could probably get 4 billion or more for 80% of the Lakers...That would put money in Jeanie's pockets, clear her debt, increase her net worth and she'd still have a prominent role within the organization.

the thing is,

we want her ass outta here


sell it all.

but jeanie loves attention and she has nothing else going for her. all she has is the lakers. now that racist cuck mohr is going to make decisions. she already lets linda rambis make decisions over cocktails

we were better off with that cokehead jim buss

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

High key Brown might easily be the worst rotation player. The lack of wings forces you to play him serious mins.

Gaht damn, I know he's hurt, but is Anderson really that fukking bad as well.

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Listen, Amerie is just washed vocally.


But she had bangers. This got me through middle school:

2005

Where did the time ago. Now knowing it was that long ago...at least she getting work.

 

[Th3Birdman]

High key Brown might easily be the worst rotation player. The lack of wings forces you to play him serious mins.

Gaht damn, I know he's hurt, but is Anderson really that fukking bad as well.

Breh, this is the craziest thing about this season.

We got rid of the old nikkas for young nikkas and ALL the young nikkas got hurt


The Lakers might actually be cursed breh. Least we got to see prime Kobe/Shaq and Bron and Bubble AD

 

[CantStop]

Breh, this is the craziest thing about this season.

We got rid of the old nikkas for young nikkas and ALL the young nikkas got hurt


The Lakers might actually be cursed breh. Least we got to see prime Kobe/Shaq and Bron and Bubble AD

the team cheaps out on training staff and medical staff. it's not a shock that they don't know wtf they're doing.

this shyt is so ghetto

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

When Bron starts passing up open 3s you know he knows this game is a wrap. smh

 

[Mars]

the thing is,

we want her ass outta here


sell it all.

but jeanie loves attention and she has nothing else going for her. all she has is the lakers. now that racist cuck mohr is going to make decisions. she already lets linda rambis make decisions over cocktails

we were better off with that cokehead jim buss

Exactly, Jeanie isn't selling the Lakers. So selling most of the team is the best we can hope for.

 

[jaydawg08]

Lonnie has been REALLY underwhelming for awhile now. Need him to get back on track, defensively he's been really poor

 

[Th3Birdman]

These refs are killing my enthusiasm to continue watching, dog.

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

Idk wtf Ham is doing. Put some size on Fox.

 

[Regular_P]

Scoring at will but they can't get a stop to save their lives.

 

[seraphx]

Lonnie has been REALLY underwhelming for awhile now. Need him to get back on track, defensively he's been really poor

Him and DS don't mesh well at all making him basically a spot up. It's bad...

 

[seraphx]

No Reaves sucks, he kind of keep things afloat sometimes. Especially with the worst bench in the league lol.

 

[LezJepzin]

your lineup on the court RN is smaller than what Beverley says