BruhManFromTheFifthFlo
Veteran
I don't understandYeah it can
Cőon behavior you witnessed at work
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IllustratorMike
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She wanted me to smash to my surprise.I don't understand
That's why she approached me to begin with. So her words were kinda insincere wouldn't you say?
Meh. Ain't but 4 black people at my job, and we all pretty much stay out of drama
The tag of you "having a very low tolerance for foolishness" in combination with that avi seems paradoxical.
I'm at work one day with this dude that always super interested in everything. At my job they just started hiring blacks so a lot (most )of the higher ups are white
Everything's cool though it's pretty much to the point were they know we're not really into snowboarding, fishing, swimming and more into bball football rap etc. Just through conversation.
Anyway long story short brotha at my job is so into wanting to fit in to be looked at as well "versed"with these white folks they start talking bout that popular fishing show (dnt know what it's called)and he probably seen one episode so he starts talking bout it and they looking at him like
Because they know damn well he probably don't fish.So they start getting real technical about it in detail about rods and baits and hook prices and he started to sound lost in the conversation, sorta like talking to a female about basketball and discussing pick n rolls and motion offense.
Meanwhile I'm in a corner like
They start noticing he don't know what the fukk he talking bout so one of the guys start giving the
face
It finally ended when he was like" those hook baits they get pretty expensive right?
The old white guy with the most time at the job looked at him like
Meanwhile me the other black dudes and younger white guys end up laughing at him
Everything's cool though it's pretty much to the point were they know we're not really into snowboarding, fishing, swimming and more into bball football rap etc. Just through conversation.
Anyway long story short brotha at my job is so into wanting to fit in to be looked at as well "versed"with these white folks they start talking bout that popular fishing show (dnt know what it's called)and he probably seen one episode so he starts talking bout it and they looking at him like
Because they know damn well he probably don't fish.So they start getting real technical about it in detail about rods and baits and hook prices and he started to sound lost in the conversation, sorta like talking to a female about basketball and discussing pick n rolls and motion offense.
Meanwhile I'm in a corner like
They start noticing he don't know what the fukk he talking bout so one of the guys start giving the
faceIt finally ended when he was like" those hook baits they get pretty expensive right?
The old white guy with the most time at the job looked at him like
Meanwhile me the other black dudes and younger white guys end up laughing at him
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BruhManFromTheFifthFlo
Veteran
The cac? 
IllustratorMike
All Star
Yup.The cac?
But I'm a happily married man and I don't have a desire to PAWG.
Mane, the stories I could tell you about that job but I don't miss it tbh.
AyBrehHam Linkin
First Black Brehsident
Never worked with a c00n
Because i am the c00n
But naw seriously, glad all my fellow blacks been real af in the workplace in all my jobs.
Some to real tho
. this wasnt c00n shyt but it was funny af. I remember in this cinema pizzeria i used to work in, we had the hoodest back kitchen staff ever in this mostly middle to upper class cac establishment. My man greg n i were able to not be too ghetto n shyt, but this nikka we called "Bat Squirrel"(long ass story 
), this felony record havin GD nikka was toooo much.
There were a bunch of cacs in line for the concession stand right by our pizza part. One of the cacs musta said something about the pizzas smellin good. Bat Squirrell ass hear breh and yells out "Yall down for some pizza, come ova here n fukk with some real nikkas then
"
Greg n I were
The cacs were
Our teenage cac coworker in the concession stand was
They bought a pizza, said it was fantastic
Because i am the c00n
But naw seriously, glad all my fellow blacks been real af in the workplace in all my jobs.
Some to real tho
. this wasnt c00n shyt but it was funny af. I remember in this cinema pizzeria i used to work in, we had the hoodest back kitchen staff ever in this mostly middle to upper class cac establishment. My man greg n i were able to not be too ghetto n shyt, but this nikka we called "Bat Squirrel"(long ass story ), this felony record havin GD nikka was toooo much.There were a bunch of cacs in line for the concession stand right by our pizza part. One of the cacs musta said something about the pizzas smellin good. Bat Squirrell ass hear breh and yells out "Yall down for some pizza, come ova here n fukk with some real nikkas then
"Greg n I were
The cacs were
Our teenage cac coworker in the concession stand was
They bought a pizza, said it was fantastic
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I used to work this office job that had this one black woman in her mid to late 20s who loved shuckin' up to the white higher ups by always being in their face tryin to impress them with her so called "aptitude"You know that type of chick that annuciates every word like a Valley girl and you can smell them
Well, one morning in the breakroom when I was brewing my green tea, she came in with two white women(supervisors) talking about classical music and how much she/they loved it. She was just listing composers and such so that part was cool...I kept drinking my tea and reading the news on my cellphone...
Then, I guess for extra c00n points, she states in front of these broads that "Black people would do well broadening their musical palates and not always poisoning their minds with that awful rap"
Now bear in mind, this was casual Friday and I was rocking a Public Enemy target logo tee under a long sleeve shirt and jeans (To this day, i think she peeped this early on when I came in just to start this bullshyt convo). She then looks in my direction as to help solidify her point with them and proceeded to ask me: "Mike have you ever listened to Sousa? Do you EVEN know who that is?"Gotta admit, her troll face when she asked me that was A-1.
I immediately hit her with the
So all the cacs in there looked in my direction awaiting my response like I was gonna trip over myself.
I said: Well, I usually don't prefer his band-like style...but when I'm on that classical tip, I'll put on some Vivaldi or Prokofiev
Completely made the two cacs
Now this broad has never given me the time of day but she used this instance to try and serve me up like some goddamn guinea pig to make a jaundice point
She was quite habitual with this type of behavior around other blacks in the office as well but after that, she stop fukkin with me.
That is the only time that's happened to me that I know of
you were lightweight c00ning here too tho, trying to impress the cacs
Ooh!
This was in like 2012, but me and 2 co-workers overheard this c00n tellin this white dude that he really dont like hangin around blacks and that white ppl are so much more pleasant to be around.
We all get back out to the floor and the white dude tells the c00n "u should come hang with me and my crew, bro!" c00n was like "Awesome!"
That weekend, me and the 2 black co-workers were shootin hoops at the park. We decided to roll up to Dairy Queen. We see this c00n in the parking lot slam dancin wit about 12 other white ppl
The 2 brothaz wit me was like "we never see that nikka in public! He know we wanna beat the shyt outta him cuz of how he be puttin his own ppl down in front of white ppl. Now, he think shyt sweet cuz he think them white boys gon protect him. Follow me around the building."
We go to the side of DQ and them nikkaz tell me to walk past him and when i say the code phrase, they gon come out and jump him.
So i come from the side of the building, walk towards him and he spots me like
As i walk past him, i look at him and say "Rock on, dude" which was the code phrase.
Them nikkaz came from the side of the building and gave dude the beats. And afterwards they said "now see, them white dudes just stood there while u got your ass beat
This was in like 2012, but me and 2 co-workers overheard this c00n tellin this white dude that he really dont like hangin around blacks and that white ppl are so much more pleasant to be around.
We all get back out to the floor and the white dude tells the c00n "u should come hang with me and my crew, bro!" c00n was like "Awesome!"
That weekend, me and the 2 black co-workers were shootin hoops at the park. We decided to roll up to Dairy Queen. We see this c00n in the parking lot slam dancin wit about 12 other white ppl
The 2 brothaz wit me was like "we never see that nikka in public! He know we wanna beat the shyt outta him cuz of how he be puttin his own ppl down in front of white ppl. Now, he think shyt sweet cuz he think them white boys gon protect him. Follow me around the building."
We go to the side of DQ and them nikkaz tell me to walk past him and when i say the code phrase, they gon come out and jump him.
So i come from the side of the building, walk towards him and he spots me like
As i walk past him, i look at him and say "Rock on, dude"
which was the code phrase.Them nikkaz came from the side of the building and gave dude the beats. And afterwards they said "now see, them white dudes just stood there while u got your ass beat
Had this one sista put me on blast in front of everyone. Asking me all the questions (it was during a survey/State came to our facility)
Saying shyt like "how do you not know the answer?" being hella unprofessional..everyone looking at her like why are you going at him so hard?
Saying shyt like "how do you not know the answer?" being hella unprofessional..everyone looking at her like why are you going at him so hard?
Sunalmighty
Superstar
Bruh since I've moved to Georgia I've had the worst experiences with sistas. I work with some older more seasoned ones but most of these niccas is c00ns.
Damn in Georgia
This might be one of the best threads I read on the coli. I feel like it was supposed to be a joke, but turned into some real shyt. They need a memoirs book like this brehs should be required to read.
It's crazy how people get so stuck on white is right they will shyt on their own kind to be accepted. But, in reality this whole shyt is a scam. nikkas go hard their whole life to get some sort of degree and get a good job, but lose their soul in the process.