Cőon behavior you witnessed at work

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Most Blk chick c00ns I run into are the ones who can't understand why they only attract white men.

(Eye roll) you mean why u only hang around, market urself, and pay attention to or cater to white dudes.

Silly rabbit!

 

[1 other person]

This shyt right here turns my stomach.


I recently had a discussion with a very successful black woman about why I have difficulty acclimating with white folks in the workforce or in general and I don't know how to be a Carlton or some co0n ass black dude. I don't fukk around with that gay shyt like them white boys be doing and talk that talk like they do. She said "son you will need to act like a co0n and shuck and jive for 8 hrs then be yourself when you get home, thats the secret for getting ahead. Its all a game". I thought that was some real shyt.

 

[yardman]

One of the Deans at my job is an older white lady and the Director of the dept is an older black woman, they're about the same age. When the black woman meets with other depts or schools, instead of introducing herself and her title, she calls herself "the dean's pitbull" She also often talks about how fair the boss' skin is and how delicate it is, telling us to make sure the temp in the office is always on the cooler side to accommodate for her. Disgusting

 

[Sunalmighty]

This is sad but kinda funny too

So every year we have these once a year Quarter 3 "pump up/jock-jams" ass conferences.

They do it by division and I'm the only black manager in mine, but there are several black non-managers etc.

Every year (no joke) they have our executives up on stage trying to get us all "excited" for Quarter 3...the only thing a breh is excited for is the free lunch and time off the floor

Well after the powerpoint presentation they have these "games" where they give away $20 gift cards...and then the music starts

I swear this shyt has to be a fetish to older white men ...they always play the "newest" rap song with a dance and offer a gift card to someone to teach them how to dance...

A few years ago it was the Dougie and the schmoney dance..It's always brothers (and some sisters) fighting each other to get on stage and teach everyone how to dance on some

This last year two brothers went up and "offered" to show everyone how to Milly Rock and I swear it was the most uncomfortable I've ever been at work. I felt bad for them thinking that dancing at work while people clap and laugh at you is ever going to get you somewhere

"Every niccas an entertainer'
-Paul Mooney

 

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Had a recent incident at a workshop. We all went out for lunch. 2 white female teachers, 1 white male, 1 Blk male and me (Blk female).

Started talking about dating and Blk dude mentions in crazy detail what his latest gf is mixed with. She Irish, N. American, Spanish, I mean brotha was sounding off with mean pride in his voice.

White girl asks, "why is that such a big deal?" White dude starts asking why Blk dudes like mixed and go crazy for white chicks. Blk dude just grinning sheepishly. You could just hear the simpering in the voices of the whites that they love that this c00n is this impressed by chick's ancestry.

I got up to refill my lemonade.

WELCOME TO MOE'S!

 

[Kokoro]

Girlllll I use to work for H&m and one day they had me doing stock with these two lesbian black chicks. So we're talking and shyt and they get to talking about relationships. Then one of them is like "I wanna transfer to a different location where we get more white girls here" and the other one is like "yeah we get too much black girls here" so I'm like okayyy these people arent self aware because this conversation is happening between three black women. So then one of them is like "I don't like dark roast beef p*ssy I want some of that cute pink p*ssy" and then the other was like "word like I don't know why but black lesbians just look dirty to me and they got bad attitudes" and right before she could go any further I was just like "damnnnnnn ma, I thought you was a black lesbian too" and she just laughed and the other one was like "nah I'll date black girls but not any black girl" and I'm like "so you'd date any white girl" and she basically agreed and I gues the other one got wind where I was taking the conversation and just changed the subject and I'm cool with it cause I just wanted to do my work and go home. My boyfriend at the time said that he's heard shyt like that but he just moves on more black girls for him as he said.

So black lesbians look dirty and have bad attitudes huh?

So what do they think about themselves then, since they are black lesbians? Dumb ass broads...

 

[K-ZOE]

DJ related work: A friend of mine used to have his own DJ company in the early 2000s and was looking to expand. He tried to partner with this more established white owned and operated dj/entertainment company. They were all for it because they needed more black DJs. So my friend sets up a meeting at his office with the ceo of the white company, himself, me, and another dude. He considered me and the other dude his top 2 DJs. So white dude arrives and we go into the conference room where the conference table is. Me and the other DJ take seats at the side of the table and my friend who's goddamn office it is, where he paid rent to maintain his space, walks past the head of the table and says LET ME SAVE THE BIG CHAIR FOR THE MASTER!

Me and the other DJ were both in the process of sitting down at that moment and we both just stopped when we heard that and looked at each other like:

Even the white dude was taken back by that shyt like

I'm sure if I think about it I have even more c00n stories from my Army days.

 

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Also beware gym c00ns.

Have literally heard Blk bodybuilders talking shyt about blk women to white dudes. I'm talking throwing major shade.

Blk chick was in great shape racking weights and looked amazing! Blk dude talking major shyt about her having a hair wrap with a cap on. Talking shyt about weave and Blk women. The white dudes weren't even responding that's how bad it was.

 

[1 other person]

Thread is kind of depressing. We need to have our own economy. Most of us are knee deep in this shyt

 

[DrX]

Bruh...you don't know how many older black folk I seen sittin at GS-5 for 20+ years!!!
They started in govt service back in the damn 70's and they STILL makin the same money they did back then!!
Ain't tried to go further and ain't thinkin about it. Everytime they get in trouble for not pushing their career they just get shuffled off to another division for 10 years.
It's pathetic.

yeah, alot of those people are lazy and complacent ....then have the nerve to give young ppl advice


dept manager is a loser...this bytch was like 40 and a retail dept manager making like 11 an hour with a masters degree....she was a c*nt to the employees too...I promised myself ill never end up in that situation

 

[BrothaZay]

This shyt right here turns my stomach.


I recently had a discussion with a very successful black woman about why I have difficulty acclimating with white folks in the workforce or in general and I don't know how to be a Carlton or some co0n ass black dude. I don't fukk around with that gay shyt like them white boys be doing and talk that talk like they do. She said "son you will need to act like a co0n and shuck and jive for 8 hrs then be yourself when you get home, thats the secret for getting ahead. Its all a game". I thought that was some real shyt.

Thats the thing. Its not the secret to get ahead.

Its an "easy" way out.
That's like the idiots who think that the only way to be successful in something like the music industry is by being a back stabbing two faced fakkit. Its makes it easier, but its not the only way.

You can still be successful while keeping all your morals intact.

I'll rather make 60,000 a year knowing I stayed true to myself, the values my mom and family put in me growing up, and my culture, than making 100k being a bootlicking c00n who can't even look myself in the mirror.

 

[K-ZOE]

My daughters basketball trainer!! I already had to de-program her of some c00n shyt he was teaching her. She's dumb nice and will be going D1. But she's quiet and shy when she first meets people so she can easily be mistaken for being aloof. This ninja tells her she gotta smile more and in fact smile constantly because white ppl love that it it makes them feel comfortable. He's all nudging me while saying this, tryna get me to cosign and approve. I say hell no. I told her be pleasant and approachable but you aint gotta be skinning and grinning all up in ppl face like a damn c00n.
About 2 weeks ago after a session he takes my ex, my daughter, and some college bound white girl he trains and her mom out to dinner. Why my ex told me the whole time this c00n at the table just talking all kinda crazy shyt about black ppl and shyt only black ppl do IN FRONT of the white chicks! Like straight up non factual stereotypical type shyt at that. She said she was so uncomfortable she was about to say something to him. I told her she shoulda. SMH.

 

[Arris]

dude at my old job was light with it but it still made me sometimes

Had a recent incident at a workshop. We all went out for lunch. 2 white female teachers, 1 white male, 1 Blk male and me (Blk female).

Started talking about dating and Blk dude mentions in crazy detail what his latest gf is mixed with. She Irish, N. American, Spanish, I mean brotha was sounding off with mean pride in his voice.

White girl asks, "why is that such a big deal?" White dude starts asking why Blk dudes like mixed and go crazy for white chicks. Blk dude just grinning sheepishly. You could just hear the simpering in the voices of the whites that they love that this c00n is this impressed by chick's ancestry.

I got up to refill my lemonade.

WELCOME TO MOE'S!

cringe worthy

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I was on my 2nd month at a job and one morning, i said "what up, brotha" to this Black dude.

He just looked at me like .

10 minutes later, he pulls me to the side and says "Dont refer to me as brother if you dont address the white workers the same way. I want to work in racial harmony"

I'd laugh in dudes face

Older black lady tried to go hard at all the young nikkaz at work. Telling me that she prefers that I dress a certain way when the wasnt the policy. Told her that. Kept wearing what I could get away with and she tried to take me to HR and I pulled out the dress code policy in the meeting and told her that her preference wasn't policy

Caught ice grillz in the hallway after that for the rest of my time there lmao.

Several times I've had some divisive c00ns try to call me out just because I'm African... Talking about my people sold them. I'm East African and I had no parts in the Atlantic slave trade and regardless that ain't an argument to have around cacs.

 

[Geek Nasty]

Had a nikka tell me one time he walk with his head down upstairs because he doesn't want to make eye contact with the office CACs cause it may make them want to fire him.

I asked him why he be walking all fast when he comes to the office thats how the conversation started.

Get your degree brehs. when you're degreed up, you don't have to sweat The Man taking away a job when you have a CAREER.