Cőon behavior you witnessed at work

[LurkMoar]

I'd laugh in dudes face

Older black lady tried to go hard at all the young nikkaz at work. Telling me that she prefers that I dress a certain way when the wasnt the policy. Told her that. Kept wearing what I could get away with and she tried to take me to HR and I pulled out the dress code policy in the meeting and told her that her preference wasn't policy

Caught ice grillz in the hallway after that for the rest of my time there lmao.

Several times I've had some divisive c00ns try to call me out just because I'm African... Talking about my people sold them. I'm East African and I had no parts in the Atlantic slave trade and regardless that ain't an argument to have around cacs.

Breh they tried to blame you for slavery?

 

[onthereal]

I was on my 2nd month at a job and one morning, i said "what up, brotha" to this Black dude.

He just looked at me like .

10 minutes later, he pulls me to the side and says "Dont refer to me as brother if you dont address the white workers the same way. I want to work in racial harmony"

I say this to every younger dude in my office and its never once been a problem. most of them say it back to me. this is ridiculous and definitely goes in the c00ning HOF.

then he pulls you to the side like a camp counselor

 

[Paradise50]

Some of them older Africans be some back stabbing c00ns in the workplace. Cacs know this so they love having a pet African on their team


Edit: not all but I've seen a lot

 

[A1aaa]

being a black man in corporate america amongst c00ns be like:

 

[Dameon Farrow]

All that shucking and jiving.... FOR WHAT???? When he needed bail not ONE PERSON around that table threw him ONE CENT!!!!!!!!!

We need dads and OGs!!!!!!!!

That's the coldest part of it. Son went upstate and it's like they never knew this dude. Folks that c00n it up need to be taking notes.

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

One time, I went into work late (after I called to let them know I was running late) and one of the big supervisors was there when I came into work. So the big supervisor who happens to be white, asks my "supervisor", is this the guy (refering to me) that called in early in the week that was running late. So my "supervisor" yells yup, this is him. Straight kissed his ass. All dude at to say was I'm not sure who it was who called in.

 

[pickles]

I can't think of any over the top c00ning when I was in the army but it was c00n central. Don't be shocked at ex-military c00ns. Thats where they perfect their craft. I know plenty of brothas that were "the black guy" in their crew. Never hung with us, used white slang, went to the redneck bars, and wouldnt know the 1st thing to say to a black girl. In my unit, for a good year and a half I was the only married black dude that was married to a black woman. And my dude Will was the only 1 married to a white chick that just barely skated into the fukkable zone. My man Cope was married to a frog face white chick with no teeth. Literally none. Not several missing. NONE. Another dude was married to this skeletal white chick who was clearly anorexic and she seemed a lil slow. But as long as u white, u were alright with him. This mufukka got out, divorced her, and traded her in for a Precious level fat white chick.

I laughed out loud for real breh.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Man I dunno my experience is that there's no in between with black women in healthcare...either they're gonna c00n hard or they don't take no shyt off of nobody.



RNs around here stay with that constant



Face


Man everytime some shyt go down they wanna tell me about the shyt.


I be like" sheeeeeeitt they ain't gonna fire you, who tryna work in this small ass town"

This reality for employers keeps a lot of motherfukkers working in this country. you wonder how some kats keep their job in spite of foolishness/ineptness. That's your answer. In some places the population just isn't motivated enough and the every now and then screwups just aren't worth seeking out a replacement.

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

I have a story but I wasn't at work or nothing like that.
This was during my very short time I did in college. So, me & a classmate of mine were the only two without a textbook that was mandatory to have. Once we found that out we both teamed up & went walking all around campus to every store trying to find the book. Long story short, we had to leave school grounds & go to the Barnes & Noble down the road. Anyway, we go there, find the books then go to wait on the long as$ line for checkout.

While we on line (keep in mind, Tons of White Folk ALL OVA!!!) My classmate, a dude I only knew for a couple weeks he starts looking through the magazines they have on display near the registers. So we all waiting in line & he starts showing me model chicks in a magazine askin me what I think about them physically. I won't lie I was entertaining it because I was bored in this long as$ line. Opinions are shared as pages turn, suddenly we get on a Caucasian model. Honestly, I thought she wasn't attractive but this dude was thirst'n after this thin Taylor-swift-in-the-face chick so hard I could've slipped in his damn drool.
So, He asked me "what you think?" With da creepy grin prolly thinking I was into this stickfigure b#tch.
I simply said "...Next"
He goes "whatchu mean Next?!"
Again, in a calm tone I repeated "...Next."
He must've been shocked at my lack of lust for Skeletonya pale no-as$-havin as$ so he took it upon himself to shout loudly "WHAT? YOU DON'T LIKE WHITE GIRLS?!!!!??!!"


Coli, when I tell you I felt the eyes of the white collective stare straight into my soul from all corners of that store I'm Not Lying.


...I quickly cut that dude off after he did that. Moral of the story kids is always get your supplies early so you can avoid bookstores & dem magazines by the register.

Yoo why you throw d will in there tho

 

[tuckgod]

My man Cope was married to a frog face white chick with no teeth. Literally none. Not several missing. NONE.

 

[DallasTxRep]

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Breh they tried to blame you for slavery?

I wish it was just me. My pops went thru the exact same thing working in an office. Some Caribbean woman hated him and raised that argument around cacs. My pops was like

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

Back in High school me and my friend got jobs at Sears working in the warehouse/MPU.

It was us, this Russian dude that was cool as fukk, and this 40 year old nikka.

At Sears when customers buy TVs, Washers & other heavy shyt, we had to get it from the warehouse and bring it out to them in under 5 minutes or else we would have to give them a $5 coupon. Me, my homeboy & the Russian never gave a fukk. We literally had to give out 100s of coupons weekly. It was the dumbest shyt in the world.

But this old nikka regardless of his time would always give out coupons to cacs, preferably the women. Even if it took him 1 minute.

But if they were black and it took him like 15 minutes he would go out of his way to NOT give them a coupon.

I asked him why he did that, he said,

"They're always looking for something. I ain't one of those 'Hook-A-Brotha-Up' type of Negros"

In his mind he thought all of our 5-6 CAC managers were taking notice and were going to promote him to MPU Supervisor.....

 

[damn_ese]

I refuse to laugh at the lame jokes my manager tells, but then again, they can't afford to get rid of me just yet, so i'm always giving him the
most of them cacs in the office kinda give me right off the bat (I'm the only Mexican in the company) i kinda look like i'm mad, maybe thats why, anyways, the only people that was cool from the get go was black brehs,
one time some cacs was talkin about vegan shyt they eat, my black breh looks at me, shakes his head and says "white people" loud enough so they could all hear

another time our department was at a meeting and everyone was talking amongst themselves, but then the convos slowly start dying down, just as he finished saying " I give money to homeless people . . not white people though, hell no!" and I know damn well, the cacs heard it but didn't say anything. I was dying brehs , this black Super Hero Did Not Give A fukk!

he was eventually let go, but damn he kept it real as fukk!

 

[TheDarkskinnedDrake]

I've seen some true c00ns in the military. I had an old GySgt who told me straight up that to get promoted I need to "tap dance" and play my role nah my role is to lead my squad fukk feelings i don't get paid in feelings. Dude would make our commander coffee and walk it across the camp to him like nope I'm not making another man coffee under the guise of respect. Another instance we had was one of the new young brehs came out and had on a Confederate flag shirt everyone was like . So I go up to him like what the fukk do you have on, this fool has the nerve to say well I'm from Virginia this is my heritage I could have literally murdered this dude right in the hallway.