Cőon behavior you witnessed at work

[Booker T Garvey]

this whole thread

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

@Malt-O-Meal

 

[lamont614]

Why is it that cats like these aren't called "c00ns"?

That nikka doing the flips on the first one my god

 

[semicko82]

The biggest c00ns that I always encountered in the work place are the ones who are thuggin in the streets but when white boss tells them to do something

 

[GunRanger]

This annoying ass Jamaican security guard in the office building I work made a joke to a white security guard (who works for a different company on a tenant's floor) that I don't like black girls, and I only liked white girls. Why even joke like that in front of white people


Mind you this annoying motherfukker stay tap dancing around them. Always bringing up how he needs more money, and how they "make all the money."


His old ass just fukking dumb and lazy



I got more, but it'll annoy me. There was this fat c00n who was filling in one day, and i dont even want to remember him. He would watch anime on his phone during break

 

[pickles]

I'd laugh in dudes face

Older black lady tried to go hard at all the young nikkaz at work. Telling me that she prefers that I dress a certain way when the wasnt the policy. Told her that. Kept wearing what I could get away with and she tried to take me to HR and I pulled out the dress code policy in the meeting and told her that her preference wasn't policy

Caught ice grillz in the hallway after that for the rest of my time there lmao.

Several times I've had some divisive c00ns try to call me out just because I'm African... Talking about my people sold them. I'm East African and I had no parts in the Atlantic slave trade and regardless that ain't an argument to have around cacs.

They tried to blame you for the slave trade?? :swaggyP:

I don't whether to or

OMFG.

I guess the white man was just the vessel, a transporter if you will.

 

[O.Red]

This thread is hilarious and sad at the same time

 

[thernbroom]

 

[ridedolo]

Off subject a lil bit, but the biggest c00ns I've run into have been... I don't even know what to call them. Let's say Latino c00ns?? Anyway, I've met multiple Hispanic dudes that did shyt to make white people feel comfortable. One dude I knew was named Ernesto and that's how he introduced himself to me. But when a new white person would report he would be like, "you can call me Ernie" . Another dude was named Martín, but would be like you can call me Martin . shyt used to piss me off.

an actual c00n i used to work with would crack self-deprecating jokes about black people in the presence of white people for fun. i just kept my distance from dude and then one day our supervisor (white dude) had heard enough and was like, "yo, stop samboing for these white folks." i was like

latinos be c00ning heavy. I regularly visit my clients and i heard this old latino dude straight c00ning. i heard him say "i dont really identify with hispanic culture"..even tho he was born in PR.....

then i heard him telling this woman that he must be the only rican who doesnt use adobo...i literally sat there like

shyt is mad embarrassing. its like he feels the need to distance himself from hispanics to make white people feel comfortable.
also noticed that he seemed proud of the fact that his daughter married a J*w...

 

[IllustratorMike]

I used to work this office job that had this one black woman in her mid to late 20s who loved shuckin' up to the white higher ups by always being in their face tryin to impress them with her so called "aptitude" You know that type of chick that annuciates every word like a Valley girl and you can smell them fumes comin off of her?

Well, one morning in the breakroom when I was brewing my green tea, she came in with two white women(supervisors) talking about classical music and how much she/they loved it. She was just listing composers and such so that part was cool...I kept drinking my tea and reading the news on my cellphone...

Then, I guess for extra c00n points, she states in front of these broads that "Black people would do well broadening their musical palates and not always poisoning their minds with that awful rap"

Now bear in mind, this was casual Friday and I was rocking a Public Enemy target logo tee under a long sleeve shirt and jeans (To this day, i think she peeped this early on when I came in just to start this bullshyt convo). She then looks in my direction as to help solidify her point with them and proceeded to ask me: "Mike have you ever listened to Sousa? Do you EVEN know who that is?" Gotta admit, her troll face when she asked me that was A-1.
I immediately hit her with the
So all the cacs in there looked in my direction awaiting my response like I was gonna trip over myself.

I said: Well, I usually don't prefer his band-like style...but when I'm on that classical tip, I'll put on some Vivaldi or Prokofiev

Completely made the two cacs and her

Now this broad has never given me the time of day but she used this instance to try and serve me up like some goddamn guinea pig to make a jaundice point

She was quite habitual with this type of behavior around other blacks in the office as well but after that, she stop fukkin with me.
That is the only time that's happened to me that I know of

 

[CASHAPP]

This annoying ass Jamaican security guard in the office building I work made a joke to a white security guard (who works for a different company on a tenant's floor) that I don't like black girls, and I only liked white girls. Why even joke like that in front of white people


Mind you this annoying motherfukker stay tap dancing around them. Always bringing up how he needs more money, and how they "make all the money."


His old ass just fukking dumb and lazy



I got more, but it'll annoy me. There was this fat c00n who was filling in one day, and i dont even want to remember him. He would watch anime on his phone during break

How does anime make you a c00n?

 

[Danie84]

Unfortunately, I'm surrounding by an unhealthy amount of c00ns in the Cubicle

...and, their one Massa Boss away from swallowin these CaCsucKKKin colleagues

The Coli and headphones tune me out from the Cac00nery, tho

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Also beware gym c00ns.

Have literally heard Blk bodybuilders talking shyt about blk women to white dudes. I'm talking throwing major shade.

Blk chick was in great shape racking weights and looked amazing! Blk dude talking major shyt about her having a hair wrap with a cap on. Talking shyt about weave and Blk women. The white dudes weren't even responding that's how bad it was.

Oh...my...gawd...you ain't lyin!!
There was this one soldier c00n at the gym on post that had me cracking up and giving him the
everytime I saw him.

so check this out...
First time I see this punk, he's choppin it up with his white buddies in the free-weights section of the gym. Doing the full routine...hands all over the place, dancing around, loud-talking and laughing insanely at every bland joke they made.
So I shake my head and move past em.
I go over to the weight machine room and there's no one in there but me. I'm doing my thing, headphones in and getting in a good workout when Mr c00n comes in. Starts working out, not making a sound besides normal breathing. About ten minutes later, two cac females come in.
All of a sudden he's groaning and moaning and blowing air out his mouth like a damn sperm whale blowin air out it's blowhole. I mean, doing EVERYTHING to get these two overweight wrinkled and saggy cacs attention.
I don't know if that was his intro, but after about 15 minutes of blowin and moanin, he walks over to them and starts talking to them about their workout routine. Now, these cac whales hadn't done a damn thing since they came in there but sit on the machines and talk to each other.
So I'm thinking I'm spot on with the c00nery levels in this dude. But just to test it out, I decide to walk past them on my way out and butt in. So I walk up to mr dark-as-night-c00n-head and ask him about the chest press machine and what he thinks the proper form on it is for someone 6feet tall.
He looks at me and says that he's just an amateur and doesn't know anything about the machines.
(yet this fool was just trying to tell the two cac whales something)
So I said "Oh really? Okay..." and walked off.
c00n fool wasn't worth goin in on...first and last time wasting breath on him.

Seen him plenty of times after that doing the same routine...licking any cac ass that was in the gym.
I stopped caring what it is with this super dark nikka hating himself so much months ago before I left the post gym. Hopefully he found himself.

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

The funny thing about being in the government is that you will run into both sides of that coin. One of the funniest moments in my unit is when we had a maximum c00n that was kissing ass to the white managers and and talking down to the black manager (these folks are GS14/15s) and the black manager straight up told her to drop the act, because you're just as black as everybody else in this office.

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Let me start with the excuse that there was an open bar and I was probably about 10 shots and 6-7 drinks deep. This is back when Soulja Boy "Superman" or whatever the song was called was poppin. Somebody threw the song. I'm the only black dude working in our office. So I saw everybody fukking the dance up so I got on the floor to show them how to do it. Also in my defense my girl at the time who's black as well was out there trying to do the dance too and asked me to.

Holdup...that's you on the table there?!