Cops Just Ran Up On Me In My Whip, Saw The Drugs, Didn’t Say Sh!t

[poppastoppa]

Talon like fangers.

Clean ur whip Op. I see why some nikkas be dateless

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Finger identification

OP got a sick twisted fetish, he comes up with all these stories just to find an excuse to show his finger to strangers

 

[Dwayne_Taylor]

op should smoke at home, why risk it breh

 

[Wiles]

I remember 4 years ago a cop let me off and I had a whole zip

 

[Big Brown Areola]

Why is this dude's car always so dirty?

 

[Big Daddy]

nikkas still move like this in 2018...

What was I supposed to do blow it down in the room and risk a $200 charge on that b!tch card Einstein

 

[Big Daddy]

That was a regular car pulling off.

A regular police car

 

[Big Daddy]

This man put thumbs up as verification
Ya got me crying

you sure thats a thumb breh?

Really?
A thumb? THAT long?
It was actually my pointer finger you starbright geniuses

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

You need to get that big oscar meyer built ass thumb checked out my nikka.

That shyt is the opposite of human

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Finger identification

OP got a sick twisted fetish, he comes up with all these stories just to find an excuse to show his finger to strangers

Really?
A thumb? THAT long?
It was actually my pointer finger you starbright geniuses

He did it again

 

[Big Daddy]

Talon like fangers.

Clean ur whip Op. I see why some nikkas be dateless

Dateless? Me?

*checks join date*

Ahh, I see yous a noob. You have a lot to learn about me lil grasshopper. I suggest you do your coli thread googles and catch up. I am the only n!gga on the coli who has proven outright that I’m fukking when where and almost who ever I want.

What about you? I can screenshot real-time texts from my hos right mf now my n!gga. I’m the only one on this site that do it big on smashing hos. Thread after thread i show and I prove. I didn’t earn that dap/post ratio from telling tales.

Can you do say the same? Where’s your hos at? Show one text, just one, from this MONTH(giving you a whole month) from a b!tch

You can’t

Come for me about my feet and fingers but don’t ever ever ever try to come for me bout no p*ssy gettin. That’s MY lane n!gga. That’s all I do almost every day is fukk girls. That’s MY sport

 

[Big Daddy]

Finger identification

OP got a sick twisted fetish, he comes up with all these stories just to find an excuse to show his finger to strangers

You do realize you’re just telling on yourself, right?

 

[Big Daddy]

Why is this dude's car always so dirty?

Your big brown areolas ain’t never been in my sh!t girl gon somewhere

 

[Big Daddy]

They can't arrest agents and informers

Or E.T.

Or lemurs

Me restraining myself from slapping the sh!t out you n!ggas

 

[Collateral]

Just two weeks ago I was pulled over twice in the same night with the loud on me. The first time I had just rolled a blunt and was gonna light it when I see lights and got pulled over. Pigs said I was doing 65 in a 50 They let me go but I was tight because the blunt that I had to stuff in my pockets got fukked up and it was my last rillo


The second time I had JUST got done smoking, whip loud as ever when I get pulled over again on the highway. He was mad that I “cut him off”
I just apologized for the smell and I told him I had just finished smoking a Dutch.
I was high as fukk dealing with the second cop but he didn’t say anything. He ending up letting me go.

I should of stayed my ass home, but thank god I ain’t get no tickets or get arrested.