Cops Just Ran Up On Me In My Whip, Saw The Drugs, Didn’t Say Sh!t

[MischievousMonkey]

You do realize you’re just telling on yourself, right?

How?

 

[Big Daddy]

How?

Men don’t ask other men “how”, in Harlem

 

[The Lyon King]

Really?
A thumb? THAT long?
It was actually my pointer finger you starbright geniuses

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[MischievousMonkey]

Men don’t ask other men “how”, in Harlem

H... Why?

 

[NoMorePie]

 

[Maude]

Just make sure you keep the keys out of the ignition. They can pop you for a dui just for that if they want to be dikk heads.

some cac taught me that. If you get pulled over and you drunk take your keys outta the ignition and you cant get a dui.

 

[RNS]

What was I supposed to do blow it down in the room and risk a $200 charge on that b!tch card Einstein

nikka you sitting in your car with all the evidence in the world to HELP them pigs lock your dumbass up. It ain’t about you blowing in the car. It’s about how you did it wrecklessly. Clean that up.

 

[Big Daddy]

nikka you sitting in your car with all the evidence in the world to HELP them pigs lock your dumbass up. It ain’t about you blowing in the car. It’s about how you did it wrecklessly. Clean that up.

ain’t nobody scared of these cacs

 

[poppastoppa]

Dateless? Me?

*checks join date*

Ahh, I see yous a noob. You have a lot to learn about me lil grasshopper. I suggest you do your coli thread googles and catch up. I am the only n!gga on the coli who has proven outright that I’m fukking when where and almost who ever I want.

What about you? I can screenshot real-time texts from my hos right mf now my n!gga. I’m the only one on this site that do it big on smashing hos. Thread after thread i show and I prove. I didn’t earn that dap/post ratio from telling tales.

Can you do say the same? Where’s your hos at? Show one text, just one, from this MONTH(giving you a whole month) from a b!tch

You can’t

Come for me about my feet and fingers but don’t ever ever ever try to come for me bout no p*ssy gettin. That’s MY lane n!gga. That’s all I do almost every day is fukk girls. That’s MY sport

In your feelings I see. A hit dog will holla. If the chicks you got riding in that, you can keep em. Ole chip toenail polish broads.

On da real breh, you aint gotta prove nothing to me, its all jokes. If you doing you, then do you.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

They got scared by your fingernails probably

 

[Big Daddy]

In your feelings I see. A hit dog will holla. If the chicks you got riding in that, you can keep em. Ole chip toenail polish broads.

On da real breh, you aint gotta prove nothing to me, its all jokes. If you doing you, then do you.

This n!gga ain’t got no hoes

 

[Detroit Wave]

Cops out here be up front. They be like "we just lookin for dope n guns"

 

[poppastoppa]

This n!gga ain’t got no hoes

You right breh, I got a wife. Smarten up youngin.

 

[Money Be Green]

Only reason he ain't arrest you cause he saw that rasta cap

 

[EBK String]

must have seen you're an informant in the system

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