Corporate office annoyances

[The God Poster]

Sharing a bathroom with another office and multiple times watch fools take a piss and not wash they hands.

Then they wanna dap u up next time they see u

Wanting to fukk the co worker and the security guard
But can't because you know the type of drama that brings

 

[skeetsinternal]

- Old/middle age white women hitting on me...

- Copying my boss on every email when you have a request for me

You being held accountable

 

[Schmoove]

Whoever leaves a damn swallow of coffee in the coffee pot instead of making a new brew

 

[Mowgli]

Taking a shyt and some old geriatric fukkboy taking forever to tinkle and pass his kodney atone sonhe can get up out the bathroom. I'm not tryin to let you hear me shyt. Cacs wanna hear the toilet seat paper give under the weight of massive turds. Get chow ass out the bathroom and let me shyt in peace.

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Old ugly hoes that treat you like the biggest perv on earth. bytch nobody is trying to rape your fugly ass.

Girls wearing jackets that cover their asses.

People that are too good to say "Hi"

Timid people that act all shy.

People that want to laugh and the corniest shyt. "I left my keys on the OTHER table "

Coworkers talking about their kids/husbands. The fukking girls next to me yap about that shyt all the time, or talk about their friends upcoming wedding/marriage/kids etc. I don't know your friends, nor care about whats going on in their lives. STFU

 

[Groanman]

I usually don't take dumps while at work. But on the rare instances I do, some one always walks in and uses the stall right next to mine.
It's like, damn man.

 

[No Homo]

That fake small talk...like you cacs really care about how my weekend was:cambe:

 

[Mr Rager]

Looking at my damn screen like what's on it is any of your business

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

the brown nosers

the snitches

the racists

the ugly bytches

the fat bytches who eat all the food when the management buys for the the floor.

the complainers

the bytch who wants to fukk buts married. and so am i .

The dirty bathroom.

the nosey ass co workers who try to eavesdrop.

the bad bytch they just hired then fire a few months later.