Coworkers takin a shyt in the morning unnapreciation

[The Mad Titan]

I took a shyt at work one time only back in 2003. We wore all white and wore button up shirts. I had to shyt BAD! I went in there and it was one of those splatter joints. I had brown splatter spots all on the back of my shirt

I threw it in the garbage and went out to my car to get my backup shirt

I remember this happen to me my 1st year in high school, I snuck out of school to go boo boo at the burger king across the street.. made it there BLEW it up only to get back to school and realize everything still smelled like doo doo. I remember sitting through class and everyone being like "something stinks" This was a time when over size tee's and jeans was poppin...

A nikka had doo doo all over the back of my shirt. I left school and walked like 5 miles home hot, sweating in the Louisiana humidity, and smelling like sewage.


I'm still mentally scared till this day, I take off or raise my shirt mad high every time I sit on the throne

 

[3rdWorld]

I never had the ability to just casually take a dump in public..



I'd have to be pressed with diarrhea to use a public toilet.
In high school my house was 5 mins away, so I'd just walk out the gate to the crib then back again.

 

[50CentStan]

lately the first thing I've been doing at work is taking a boo boo. I go to another building to take a dump though. Cant have co workers knowing how leathel my #2s are.

 

[606onit]

Call Center bathrooms:

Fortune 300 Bathrooms:

 

[The Mad Titan]

Yall ever run across those people that sound like they are having sex when they in the stall? There was some random guy at this insurance place I did contract work for that would moan and grunt and go "ahh yeah" while taking a dump it was the most disturbing thing ever.

Everyone knew he did it and even the would laugh about it behind his back. I knocked on the nikka's stall once when I was in there for making all that noise dude went silent after that

 

[Lil Gangsta]

I shower after I doo doo so boo boo'n at work aint a option

i used to do that but now im like fukk it man

dat shyt too extra

 

[Lil Gangsta]

Dude didn't warn you before going in?

nah dudes a fakkit

jus takes shyts all the time w/o warning nikkas

 

[Londilon]

 

[Lil Gangsta]

On the bright side, shytting at work probably saves you money on buying toilet paper

and i use a lot of toiler paper when i take a shyt i dont stop whiping till the toilet paper actually the one dirtying my ass

 

[Luck]

Call Center bathrooms:

Fortune 300 Bathrooms:

Im fire bombing this bytch right now

 

[Xerces]

I will try not to crap in public unless it is a secluded stall with one toilet and sink and no one else can get in there. Yesterday at work, I took a dump; and there is a pretty good looking women who works in the office area, and it is one of the automatic flush toilets, well it didn't flush . So I came out saw the maintenance man and quietly told him the automatic flush wasn't working, he responded with "it hasn't been working in a while you have to press the button" I Ran back in there so fast to press that button.

 

[Xerces]

On the bright side, shytting at work probably saves you money on buying toilet paper

nah breh, that junk is the single ply with no cushion for your buns type of toilet paper. You feel like you are wiping your butt with a low grade sandpaper

 

[Brandeezy]

Im fire bombing this bytch right now

Looks clean af tho

 

[AMcV'88]

since we're on the topic of the toilet.

some guy watched me wash my hands then take a piss and as i was taking said piss as he was washing his hands asked me if i had OCD or just did things back to front.
i had to let him know i have to shake hands with several people a day, i'm not touching my dikk with other peoples germs on my hand.

looked at me like i was an alien.

 

[Luck]

Looks clean af tho

I go in the maintenance closet and clean the toilet with disinfectant before I shyt. I figure if I'm about it be here for the next 30 minutes to an hour of my life, I might as well make it clean and comfortable as possible

I remember one time I was in here so long the production manager called me and asked if I went home early