Coworkers takin a shyt in the morning unnapreciation

[Luken]

I remember this happen to me my 1st year in high school, I snuck out of school to go boo boo at the burger king across the street.. made it there BLEW it up only to get back to school and realize everything still smelled like doo doo. I remember sitting through class and everyone being like "something stinks" This was a time when over size tee's and jeans was poppin...

A nikka had doo doo all over the back of my shirt. I left school and walked like 5 miles home hot, sweating in the Louisiana humidity, and smelling like sewage.


I'm still mentally scared till this day, I take off or raise my shirt mad high every time I sit on the throne

should of been shytting naked in the first breh

 

[unit321]

Like my nikka, do that shyt in yo crib befo u come in dis bytch
or at least wait till past 12 till u start stinkin up the bathroom and the hallway that leads to it
for fukks sake some ppl r so inconsiderate dont nobody wanna smell yo dudu at 9am

 

[hypo666]

I swear this is true, I used to work as a bingo caller, {you would read numbers out and have a microphone} I started off cleaning tables,so this was a promotion. I badly needed to take a shyt ,so I went in the toilet with the microphone switched on, when a bingo game was in process.... It was one of those commerical bingo places, and hundreds of people heard. Yes I got fired and no ,the management didn't believe it was an accident.... It actually was an accident, I loved that job, it was a holiday job while I was a student, I was being paid well over the minimum wage, and being a bingo caller it was really helping my self confidence,.

 

[Another Man]

Yall ever run across those people that sound like they are having sex when they in the stall? There was some random guy at this insurance place I did contract work for that would moan and grunt and go "ahh yeah" while taking a dump it was the most disturbing thing ever.

Everyone knew he did it and even the would laugh about it behind his back. I knocked on the nikka's stall once when I was in there for making all that noise dude went silent after that

but

 

[Another Man]

I work at a railroad company. The plant is 100 years old.

Dirty, dusty jobs here so that's years of accumulated filth. But I've shytted in worse places

How are some of you cats not taking multiple shyts a day yall just let that shyt build up inside of you?

I average 4 shyts a day, and that's about 2 hours Im getting paid to shyt so 24[2*5(26)] that's ~$8000 that they giving me to doo doo annually

I don't shyt for free, fukk that.

You know you got brolic spiders in there watching you shyt

Waiting their turn too. Thats why they run up on ppl in restrooms cuz theyre tired of waiting to dump one off

Yall ever see a spider shyt tho? shyts disturbing, looks like a bird shytting too

 

[FaTaL]

I took a shyt at work one time only back in 2003. We wore all white and wore button up shirts. I had to shyt BAD! I went in there and it was one of those splatter joints. I had brown splatter spots all on the back of my shirt

I threw it in the garbage and went out to my car to get my backup shirt

how the fuk you sh!t on your shirt?

 

[Grizzly]

how the fuk you sh!t on your shirt?

shyt happens...literally

 

[big bun]

You knee grows are some weirdos...taking showers after every shyt, shytting naked, shytting on your shirts, etc.

 

[FaTaL]

You knee grows are some weirdos...taking showers after every shyt, shytting naked, shytting on your shirts, etc.

how is that weird?

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

Do any of you brehs take your shirt completely off when you hit that toilet?

 

[Nephilim_BC]

I hate when nikkas take shyts at MY crib