Coworkers takin a shyt in the morning unnapreciation

[Buckeye Fever]

Just made it home from momma's house after work. Now I'm takin a shyt as i type

did homie actually not wash his hands tho

Nope. And he's even Black!

The worst was when I worked in a warehouse with that nikka in the summer of 08. It was hot, so we all had on shorts and beaters. nikka clowned me talkin bout "you look like you bout to kick over some lil' nikka'z fort"

This nikka goes and takes a shyt and comes back 20 minutes later and he lifts a box and i smelled shyt he had on those mesh basketball shorts too.

I just cant take a shyt at work or in public for that matter.

Im at home shyttin right now.

Ima wipe, let the scent go away, then shower. Got my hennessy, beer & music ready.

 

[damaddwebba]

I took a shyt at work one time only back in 2003. We wore all white and wore button up shirts. I had to shyt BAD! I went in there and it was one of those splatter joints. I had brown splatter spots all on the back of my shirt

I threw it in the garbage and went out to my car to get my backup shirt

Negro are you 3 years old? How can a grown ass man splatter the back of his shirt with shyt while taking a shyt

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Negro are you 3 years old? How can a grown ass man splatter the back of his shirt with shyt while taking a shyt

Put a 6 after the 3

I forgot to lift my shirt. I hate button ups.

I also cant take shyts in a hoodie

 

[MustafaSTL]

I shower after I doo doo so boo boo'n at work aint a option

So you take a shower literally every time you shyt? So if you have diarrhea and shyt 3-4 times in a short time, you're showering each time?

 

[ScoopNScore]

Im fire bombing this bytch right now

How you got a work bathroom looking like something out the Saw movies ?

So glad I got an actual bathroom at work, fully ventilated you ain't smellin nobody's ass unless they on that shyt

This was thread worthy because

34+ responses and 8 daps would say otherwise

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

This thread has me weak

Brehs getting doodoo splatter on the back of their shirts

Brehs STILL smelling like shyt AFTER they done emptied they bowels

 

[Bless't]

Was she Bosnian?

 

[Randy Sandchild]

Read zero responses to this thread but LOL. Get mad at ppl shytting brehs

 

[newworldafro]

c/s but some people liking shytting at work...I've literally heard people say this

Bathrooms are probably cleaner, feel like you sitting in a Tahoe instead of a Smart Car. Odor eliminating technology. I can understand, but at the end of the day, when you got to go you got to go.

for indoor plumbing and and sewage systems.

 

[Xerces]

since we're on the topic of the toilet.

some guy watched me wash my hands then take a piss and as i was taking said piss as he was washing his hands asked me if i had OCD or just did things back to front.
i had to let him know i have to shake hands with several people a day, i'm not touching my dikk with other peoples germs on my hand.

looked at me like i was an alien.

I do the same thing!

 

[Grizzly]

Im fire bombing this bytch right now

Do you work in a fieldhouse?

 

[KingTut]

I remember this happen to me my 1st year in high school, I snuck out of school to go boo boo at the burger king across the street.. made it there BLEW it up only to get back to school and realize everything still smelled like doo doo. I remember sitting through class and everyone being like "something stinks" This was a time when over size tee's and jeans was poppin...

A nikka had doo doo all over the back of my shirt. I left school and walked like 5 miles home hot, sweating in the Louisiana humidity, and smelling like sewage.


I'm still mentally scared till this day, I take off or raise my shirt mad high every time I sit on the throne

 

[Luck]

How you got a work bathroom looking like something out the Saw movies ?

So glad I got an actual bathroom at work, fully ventilated you ain't smellin nobody's ass unless they on that shyt



34+ responses and 8 daps would say otherwise

Do you work in a fieldhouse?

I work at a railroad company. The plant is 100 years old.

Dirty, dusty jobs here so that's years of accumulated filth. But I've shytted in worse places

How are some of you cats not taking multiple shyts a day yall just let that shyt build up inside of you?

I average 4 shyts a day, and that's about 2 hours Im getting paid to shyt so 24[2*5(26)] that's ~$8000 that they giving me to doo doo annually

I don't shyt for free, fukk that.

 

[AMcV'88]

I do the same thing!

 

[SirReginald]

nah dudes a fakkit

jus takes shyts all the time w/o warning nikkas

damn dude I know the feelin doe. I used the public bathroom at the school and I smell foul shyt all the time