Nintendough
#Kliq
I KNEW WALDO WAS HIDING THE ENTIRE TIME JACK! I GAVE HIM THE GIMMICK WHILE PLAYING POKER AT MACHS CRIB DUDE! HE'S BEEN IN THE BASEMENT WORKING ON MY NASA BATTERY THE WHOLE TIME BROTHER!
Create a Hogan ducktale in ALL CAPS
- Thread starter Nintendough
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YakSpiller
Veteran
"I TOLD NASA ABOUT THOSE NEW PLANETS DUDE"
"I WAS THE FIRST WRESTLER TO WRESTLE IN ANOTHER GALAXY BROTHER"
"I WAS THE FIRST WRESTLER TO WRESTLE IN ANOTHER GALAXY BROTHER"
MenacingMonk
War & Peace
GORILLA MONSOON SHOT JFK, BROTHER! JOHN WAS GONNA PASS A BILL TO MAKE RASSLIN ILLEGAL! BRUNO WAS THE SECOND GUNMAN, DUDE!
THE WOOD WAS ACTUALLY MY NICKNAME IN MY SHORT STINT ADULT FILM CAREER! BOOGIE NIGHTS IS BASED ON ME, MEAN GENE!
I WAS GONNA PUT ZEUS OVER, BUT HE REFUSED, BROTHER!
I WAS ACROSS THE STREET WHEN SHAWN MICHAELS GOT JUMPED. I WAS GONNA HELP HIM, BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS A RANDOM JOBBER, BROTHER!
THE WOOD WAS ACTUALLY MY NICKNAME IN MY SHORT STINT ADULT FILM CAREER! BOOGIE NIGHTS IS BASED ON ME, MEAN GENE!
I WAS GONNA PUT ZEUS OVER, BUT HE REFUSED, BROTHER!
I WAS ACROSS THE STREET WHEN SHAWN MICHAELS GOT JUMPED. I WAS GONNA HELP HIM, BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS A RANDOM JOBBER, BROTHER!
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Nero Christ
Sniper out now on all digital platforms brev
I CAN TELL YA FOR A FACT DUDE, THAT I PISSED ON MELLANIA IN RUSSIA LONG BEFORE TRUMP DUDE
THAT'S WHAT STOPPED THE COLD WAR THE FIRST TIME BROTHER
THAT'S WHAT STOPPED THE COLD WAR THE FIRST TIME BROTHER
Beautiful Bobby Eatin
SWEEEEEEEEEETNESS!
I LOVE NI--BLACK PEOPLE, BROTHER! THAT WAS THE UNMASKED MR. AMERICA ON THAT TAPE, JACK!
DUDE, ME AND SLAUGHTER SOLD THAT COLISEUM OUT UNTIL WE GOT THOSE BOMB THREATS, IT GOT REAL, BROTHER. SO THEN WE DID THE ARENA AND LET ME TELL YA, IT'S STILL CONSIDERED THE GREATEST MATCH IN WWE HISTORY, MAN!
The Prince of All Saiyans
Formerly Jisoo Stan & @Twitter
RammerJammer
#RollTide #TSC #RiseUp #BullsNation #RIPKobe
THE REASON I HAD THAT BLACK EYE AT WRESTLEMANIA 9 IS BECAUSE I WAS WORKING AS SECURITY AT THE WU-TANG CONCERT THE NIGHT BEFORE AND BROTHERS A FIGHT BROKE OUT BETWEEN A FAN AND THE MEMBERS AND I WAS TRYING TO BREAK IT UP AND I ACCIDENTALLY GOT HIT IN THE FACE BY INSPECTAH DECK DUDE!
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MenacingMonk
War & Peace
There's so much shyt you can do with Hulktales and the Wu.
PRINCE RAKEEM WAS INSPIRED BY AKEEM, DUDE!
THE MASK GHOST WORE IN THE EARLY DAYS WAS GONNA BE USED FOR BRUTUS' NEW GIMMICK, BROTHER! HE WAS GONNA BE CALLED BOOTYFACE THRILLAH, MEAN GENE!
I WAS THERE WHEN ODB GRABBED THE SHOTTY FROM THOSE WOULD BE ROBBERS, JACK! WHAT PEOPLE DONT KNOW IS I HIT THE MAN WITH A BIG BOOT BEFORE ODB GRABBED IT, MEAN GENE!
I WROTE DECKS TRIUMPH VERSE AFTER I BODY SLAMMED ANDRE, DUDE! IT CAME TO ME AFTER THE BLOOD RUSHED TO MY HEAD FROM LIFTING HIM, DUDE!
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Nintendough
#Kliq
I WAS ACTUALLY SIGNED TO NO LIMIT WHEN I GAVE THEM THE RUB IN WCW, MY ALBUM WAS SUPPOSED TO DROP A SINGLE WITH MYSTIKAL THAT SUMMER BUT I FELT THEY WERE TOO SKINNY TO BE MAIN EVENT MEAN GENE!
Bootzilla
Direct from the chocolate milkyway
Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
COINCIDENTALLY, SOME OF THESE HAPPEN TO BE TRUE, BROTHER!
RammerJammer
#RollTide #TSC #RiseUp #BullsNation #RIPKobe
TELL US THE STORY ABOUT YOU ALMOST JOINING DEATH ROW DUDE
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I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RIDING WITH PAC AND SUGE THE NIGHT HE DIED BROTHER! THEY INVITED ME TO THE TYSON FIGHT MEAN GENE. ME AND SUGE GO WAY BACK TO WHEN I LIVED IN BOMPTON FOR 6 MONTHS JACK! HE MADE ME AN HONORARY BLOOD! BUT SOMETHING BAME UP AT THE LAST MINUTE DUDE! HAD I BEEN THERE BROTHERS, THAT JABRONE ORLANDO ANDERSON WOULD'VE GOTTEN THE BODYSLAM, BIG BOOT AND LEG DROP MANIACS! AND PAC WOULD STILL BE BICKING BACK IN THE HOOD WITH THE HULKSTER TODAY BROTHER!