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[Buggsy Mogues]

THE COLI STARTED AFTER I SIGNED UP AT THIS RINKY DINK LITTLE OPERATION DOWN SOUTH CALLED SOHH AND THE SERVERS COULDN'T HANDLE THE POWER OF HULKAMANIA BROTHER!!

YOU KNOW MENE GENE, WHEN THE HULKSTER SIGNED UP AT SOHH THAT SITE WENT FROM 10,000 TO 5 MILLION VISITS PER DAY BROTHER, THEY WERE HANGING FROM THE RAFTERS!!

SO I MADE A CALL TO MY GOOD BROTHERS @Brooklynzson AND @cook AND TOLD THEM THE HULKAMANIACS NEEDED A BETTER SERVER WITH 24 TERABYTES OF BANDWIDTH PER MONTH BROTHER, THE SAME SIZE AS MY 24 INCH PYTHONS, AND THAT'S BASICALLY HOW THE COLI WAS BORN DUDES. I ACTUALLY DESIGNED THE WEBSITE MYSELF BROTHER! THE HULKSTER REALLY WANTED A SITE WHERE ME AND ALL MY HULKAMANIACS COULD COME AND TALK ABOUT MY FAVORITE RAPPERS LIKE BUBBA SPARXX AND UNCLE KRACKER BROTHER!

AL GORE ACTUALLY CALLED ME RECENTLY AND SAID "BROTHER, YOU DID IT AGAIN HULKSTER" BECAUSE CURRENTLY THE COLI IS THE MOST POPULAR WEBSITE ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB WITH 28 MILLION REGISTERED USERS BROTHER!!!

 

[The Rainmaker]

ME AND JIMMY HART SAT DOWN AT THE COMPUTER THE OTHER NIGHT, BROTHER. WE WERE DISCUSSING HOW THE PROGRAMMING WORLD WAS IN NEED OF AN EASIER WAY TO CODE, DUDE. WE WENT AND DEVELOPED A WHOLE NEW PROGRAMMING CODE IN ONE NIGHT, JACK! WE NAMED IT PYTHON IN HONOR OF MY 24-INCH ARMS, BROTHER. THOSE JABRONIES AT AMERICA ONLINE WANTED ME TO DROP THE CODE FOR THEM, BUT INSTEAD I DROPPED THE BIG LEG ON THEM, AND WENT AND SHOW MY CREATION TO TWO PENCIL-NECK DUDES WHOSE NAME DOESN'T MATTER AND TOGETHER WE CREATED GOOGLE, DUDE!

 

[Nintendough]

THE COLI STARTED AFTER I SIGNED UP AT THIS RINKY DINK LITTLE OPERATION DOWN SOUTH CALLED SOHH AND THE SERVERS COULDN'T HANDLE THE POWER OF HULKAMANIA BROTHER!!

YOU KNOW MENE GENE, WHEN THE HULKSTER SIGNED UP AT SOHH THAT SITE WENT FROM 10,000 TO 5 MILLION VISITS PER DAY BROTHER, THEY WERE HANGING FROM THE RAFTERS!!

SO I MADE A CALL TO MY GOOD BROTHERS @Brooklynzson AND @cook AND TOLD THEM THE HULKAMANIACS NEEDED A BETTER SERVER WITH 24 TERABYTES OF BANDWIDTH PER MONTH BROTHER, THE SAME SIZE AS MY 24 INCH PYTHONS, AND THAT'S BASICALLY HOW THE COLI WAS BORN DUDES. I ACTUALLY DESIGNED THE WEBSITE MYSELF BROTHER! THE HULKSTER REALLY WANTED A SITE WHERE ME AND ALL MY HULKAMANIACS COULD COME AND TALK ABOUT MY FAVORITE RAPPERS LIKE BUBBA SPARXX AND UNCLE KRACKER BROTHER!

AL GORE ACTUALLY CALLED ME RECENTLY AND SAID "BROTHER, YOU DID IT AGAIN HULKSTER" BECAUSE CURRENTLY THE COLI IS THE MOST POPULAR WEBSITE ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB WITH 28 MILLION REGISTERED USERS BROTHER!!!

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[Berniewood Hogan]

THIS THREAD IS PROOF THAT ALL OF YOU ARE BEHIND THE HOGAN ALIAS, BROTHER!

 

[RammerJammer]

THIS THREAD IS PROOF THAT ALL OF YOU ARE BEHIND THE HOGAN ALIAS, BROTHER!

NICK HOGAN IN A NECKBRACE IS ACTUALLY BEHIND THE ACCOUNT, ADMIT IT JACK

 

[DaylitoJames]

ONE DAY I WAS GETTING DRUNK WITH MY HOMIE GEORGE "THE ANIMAL" STEEL AND WE DECIDED TO GO TO AN UPSTART FAST FOOD PLACE CALLED IN AND OUT BURGER BROTHER! THE NAME REMINDED ME ON HOW I LIKE TO BE IN AND OUT ON RING RATS SO WE DECIDED TO GO THERE! I JUST WANTED SOME BURGERS NOTHING SPECIAL BUT GEORGE WANTED THEM TO ADD A TON OF RANDOM ASS TOPPINGS ON THE BURGERS AND I TOLD THE MANAGER "YOU HEARD MY FRIEND.... WE WANT THESE BURGERS ANIMAL STYLE" AND THUS THE ANIMAL STYLE CREATION WAS BORN JACK! ALTHOUGH AT THE TIME GEORGE OWED ME SOME MONEY AND WAS LATE ON PAYMENT SO AS PAYBACK I LOWKEY TOLD THE MANAGER TO MAKE THE ANIMAL STYLE OPTION A "SECRET" SO THEY WON'T HAVE TO PAY GEORGE ANY ROYALITIES AND THUS THE SECRET MENU WAS BORN GENE!

 

[FunkDoc1112]

THE HULKSTER GAVE HAVOC THE SHOOK ONES SAMPLE, JACK! BACK IN THE DAY I USED TO KICK IT IT WITH ALL OF THOSE HULKAMANIACS DOWN IN QB. I PLAYED THIS HERBIE HANCOCK SONG WHILE WE WERE ALL DRINKIN 40S AND SMOKIN BLUNTS AND I GOTTA TELL YOU MEAN GENE, WHEN I FIRST HEARD THE PIANOS IT WAS LIKE THE NIGHT I PITCHED THE BODYSLAM SPOT THAT ELECTRIFIED 93 MILLION FANS IN THE SUPERDOME, BROTHER. IT JUST CLICKED TO ME. THE STARS ALIGNED AND HAVOC WAS ALMOST IN TEARS BROTHER, HE TOLD ME, "MY GOD, HULKSTER, YOUR EAR FOR BEATS IS AMAZING. IF IT'S NOT ASKING TOO MUCH CAN I USE IT FOR THIS SONG WE'RE MAKING?!"

AND MEAN GENE THE HULKSTER IS NOTHING IF NOT A HERO TO THE KIDS AND THOSE LITTLE 5 FOOT DUDES LOOKED UP TO ME. I KNEW THEY SAID THEIR PRAYERS AND ATE THEIR VITAMINS EVERY NIGHT AND SO I GRACIOUSLY ALLOWED THEM TO USE THE BEAT AND MAKE MILLIONS, JACK!

I WAS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE THE THIRD MEMBER OF MOBB DEEP BUT PRODIGY DIDN'T WANT TO PUT ME OVER SO I BECAME THE THIRD MEMBER OF THE NWO INSTEAD, BROTHER. THOSE ARE STILL MY THUN-THUNS, THOUGH!

 

[2CT]

I WAS THE ONE WHO HELPED BIRDMAN PUT TOGETHER CASH MONEY RECORDS IN '91 AND THE HULKSTER STILL HASN'T RECEIVED HIS PORTION OF THE PAYMENT FOR IT EITHER, JACK! I TOLD JUVENILE TO NAME HIS ALBUM 400 DEGREES CAUSE THATS HOW MUCH HEAT I GOT AT THE BASH WHEN I WENT HEEL, BROTHER! IT SOLD 16 MILLION RECORDS THE FIRST WEEK AND WE TOOK OVER FOR THE 99 AND THE 2000, MEAN GENE

 

[Nintendough]

THIS THREAD IS PROOF THAT ALL OF YOU ARE BEHIND THE HOGAN ALIAS, BROTHER!

IM ACTUALLY BROOKE JACK!

 

[FunkDoc1112]

I WAS A MINORITY INVESTOR IN ROC-A-FELLA RECORDS, BROTHER. ME AND THE JIGGAMAN GO WAY BACK, I USED TO CARRY WEIGHT FOR HIM WHEN I'D HIT UP MARCY AFTER SELLING OUT THE GARDEN, JACK. WHEN JAY LOST THOSE 92,000 BRICKS I WAS THE ONE WHO SMOOTHED THINGS OVER BETWEEN HIM AND HIS CONNECT. HE WANTED JAY-Z'S HEAD, BUT I LOOKED THAT MAN RIGHT IN THE FACE AND TOLD HIM, "WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER, WHEN THE JIGGAPOWERS EXPLODE AND RUN WILD ON YOU?!" HE WANTED NO PART OF THE 24-INCH PYTHONS BUT IF HE DID WE WOULD'VE DRAWN MILLIONS, BROTHER.

SO ANYWAY IT'S 95 AND JAY-Z IS STRUGGLING TO TAKE OFF AS A RAPPER SO NATURALLY HE COMES TO A PLATINUM-SELLING ARTIST AND ACCOMPLISHED GUITARIST SUCH AS MYSELF AND ASKS, "HULKSTER, I'M IN A FUNK HERE. HOW DOES A DOPEBOY LIKE ME BECOME A GLOBAL ICON LIKE YOU?" AND I TOLD HIM, "JIGGA MY MAN, I GOT TO THE TOP WITH THE POWER OF CREATIVE CONTROL! I PUT MY CAREER IN MY OWN HANDS! YOU GOTTA START YOUR OWN LABEL SO YOU CAN EXERCISE ALL THE CREATIVE CONTROL YOU WANT, BROTHER!" JAY WAS SO THANKFUL FOR MY ADVICE HE ACTUALLY GAVE ME A FEATURE ON REASONABLE DOUBT BUT IT WOULD'VE PUT HIM OVER BUDGET, MEAN GENE!

 

[jackswstd]

YOU KNOW SOMETHING HULKAMANIACS! BROTHER BRON CALLED ME DURING THE NBA FINALS LAST YEAR MEAN GENE! HE SAID WOOD, WE'RE DOWN 3-1 HOW CAN I MOTIVATE THE TEAM, JACK! I SAID LISTEN HERE MY NI, I MEAN BROTHER. THAT PUNK CURRY ISN'T BUILT FOR THE MAIN EVENT DUDE, HE'LL NEVER HEADLINE 7 STRAIGHT FINALS BROTHER! USE YOUR STROKE WITH THE REFS CHAMP, EXCERCISE YOUR CREATIVE CONTROL WITH THAT WORM ADAM SILVER JUST LIKE I DID WITH BISCHOFF. SAY YOUR PRAYERS, TAKE YOUR VITAMINS AND HULK UP ON THOSE WARRIOR PUNKS BRON!

 

[jadillac]

I wanna like Hulk again.

Hulk why you have to break our hearts like that?

 

[Nintendough]

I wanna like Hulk again.

Hulk why you have to break our hearts like that?

FUKKING NIG....NATE DOGG I LOVE THAT GROUP BROTHER! I GAVE THEM THE RUB AT A KONNAN CONCERT DUDE!

 

[jdashmaj]

I GHOST WROTE EVERYDAY STRUGGLE ON READY TO DIE DUDE! YOU KNOW ME AND THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G GO WAY BACK BROTHER. I WAS THE BEST MAN AT HIS WEDDING TO FAITH...PUFF AND BIG WERE TRYING TO MAKE THE PERFECT STREET RECORD MEAN GENE! SO I TOLD BIGGIE LET ME TAKE A COUPLE PUFFS OF THAT LOUD DUDE . SO THEY PASS ME THE L AND THE MIC DUDE

AND THE REST IS HISTORY. LITTLE KNOWN FACT BROTHER BIGGIE ASKED ME TO LEG DROP HIM IN THE STUDIO TO GIVE AN AUTHENTIC SOUND OF HIM FALLING FOR SUICIDAL THOUGHTS DUDE

 

[TheAlbionist]

I WAS THE THIRD MAN HOLDING THE CAMERA WITH MY 24 INCH PYTHONS IN EVERY ONE OF THOSE PAIGE VIDEOS BROTHER