Create a Hogan ducktale in ALL CAPS

[TheWhackMamba]

I REMEMBER SITTING DOWN IN THE STUDIO AT DEATH ROW ROLLING A FATTY WITH SUGE, MATE. DRE AND PAC WALKED IN BROTHER. PAC SAID WHO IS THIS CAC? I TOLD HIM MY NAME WAS 'WOOD AND I WAS FROM CALIFORNIA DUDE. SAID I LOVE THAT PLACE, MEAN GENE. WENT TO NASA WITH MY HOMEBOY ELON MUSK, FRIEND. LAYED DOWN THE BEATS MENE, WHOOO, BY GOD, WHOOOO, GENE

 

[MushroomX]

I KILLED ANDRE THE GIANT AT WRESTLEMANIA 3 IN THE SUPERDOME BROTHER. THE LAST WORDS I HEARD FROM HIS MOUTH DUDE, WERE, "END MY SUFFERING NOW BROTHER". ME AND HIM BROTHER, WERE KINDRED SPIRITS, BLOODBROTHERS, TEARING EACH OTHER LIMB FROM LIMB UNTIL ARE BACKS BREAKED EACH NIGHT IN THE SQUARED CIRCLE WHILE 1 BILLION HULKAMANICS WANTED MORE. SO I USED MY HULK-FU AND DECAPITATED THE GIANT WITH THE LEG BROTHER. I WEPT FOR DAYS, BUT BRUTUS HAD MY BACK DURING THIS DARK DAY IN MY LIFE BROTHER.

 

[DONCIC]

I WAS ORIGINALLY OFFERED JESSE THE BODY VENTURA'S ROLE IN PREDATOR BEFORE HE GOT IT, BROTHER. WE EVEN SHOT A FINAL SCENE WHERE I DEFEATED THE PREDATOR WITH A BIG BOOT AND A LEG DROP, JACK, BUT THEN ARNOLD GOT ME CANNED BECAUSE HE FELT MY PYTHONS WERE BIGGER THAN HIS, DUDE. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING , MEAN GENE, HOLLYWOOD IS 50% POLITICS, 50% JEALOUSY, AND 100% WORSE OFF BECAUSE I WASN'T IN THAT MOVIE, BROTHER

 

[Rout3r2035]

I CARRIED THE WARRIOR TO THAT FIVE-STAR NIG... I MEAN HOOD CLASSIC IN WCW, BROTHER

THAT STORY ABOUT MATSUDA BREAKING MY LEG THE FIRST DAY OF TRAINING IS A LIE, MEAN GENE! MY BONES ARE TOO STRONG TO CRACK. LET ME TELL YOU BROTHER, HE WAS SO IMPRESSED I FINISHED MY TRAINING THAT DAY. IT'S WHY I ONLY NEEDED FIVE MOVES TO KEEP THE HULKAMANIACS RUNNING WILD, JACK.

 

[Nintendough]

I KILLED ANDRE THE GIANT AT WRESTLEMANIA 3 IN THE SUPERDOME BROTHER. THE LAST WORDS I HEARD FROM HIS MOUTH DUDE, WERE, "END MY SUFFERING NOW BROTHER". ME AND HIM BROTHER, WERE KINDRED SPIRITS, BLOODBROTHERS, TEARING EACH OTHER LIMB FROM LIMB UNTIL ARE BACKS BREAKED EACH NIGHT IN THE SQUARED CIRCLE WHILE 1 BILLION HULKAMANICS WANTED MORE. SO I USED MY HULK-FU AND DECAPITATED THE GIANT WITH THE LEG BROTHER. I WEPT FOR DAYS, BUT BRUTUS HAD MY BACK DURING THIS DARK DAY IN MY LIFE BROTHER.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Oh man,it's too early to be laughing like this.Great thread.

 

[Nintendough]

Oh man,it's too early to be laughing like this.Great thread.

ACTUALLY BROTHER WHEN I WAS TRAPPED IN THE DUNGEON OF DOOMS LAIR IN 95' I LEARNED THAT TIME IS JUST A NASA LIE JACK! WHEN THE NASA BATTERY IN MY BACK WAS ON RED I HALLUCINATED AND THE GHOST OF STU HART TOOK ME TO THE CENTER OF EARTH, I LEARNED NOT ONLY THAT DAY IS NIGHT AND NIGHT IS DAY BUT THAT THE CORE OF THE WORLD IS A HULKAMANIAC BECAUSE ONLY THE HULKSTER CAN PRODUCE THAT MUCH HEAT DUDE!

 

[TL15]

WHERE I GREW UP EVERYONE USED THAT WORD...BROTHER

 

[NYChase718]

I TOLD THE MAN UPSTAIRS TO REST ON THE SEVENTH DAY , DUDE

 

[Nintendough]

WHERE I GREW UP EVERYONE USED THAT WORD...BROTHER

 

[RammerJammer]

I WAS THE ONE THAT TOLD ANDRE TO GO UP ON STAGE AND TELL THE WORLD THAT THE SOUTH GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY JACK!

 

[DaylitoJames]

THE REASON I HAD THAT BLACK EYE AT WRESTLEMANIA 9 IS BECAUSE I WAS WORKING AS SECURITY AT THE WU-TANG CONCERT THE NIGHT BEFORE AND BROTHERS A FIGHT BROKE OUT BETWEEN A FAN AND THE MEMBERS AND I WAS TRYING TO BREAK IT UP AND I ACCIDENTALLY GOT HIT IN THE FACE BY INSPECTAH DECK DUDE!

I WAS THE ONE THAT ORIGINALLY TOLD EVERYONE THAT THE WU-TANG WAS NOTHING TO fukk WITH BROTHER! WHEN I FIRST MET THE CLAN THEY WERE JUST NINE GUYS THAT WATCHED TOO MANY KUNG-FU FILMS JACK! EVER SINCE THE RZA AND MYSELF HOOKED UP IN THE SLUMS OF SHAOLIN WE HAD THE WHOLE BLOCK KNOWING ITS BEST TO PROTECT YA NECK GENE!

 

[cartierhoe]

TRUMP WANTED ME TO BE IN HIS CABINET BROTHER, BUT I HAD TO TELL THE DONALD THAT THE 24-INCH PYTHONS COULDN'T FIT INTO PRESIDENTIAL CUPBOARDS DUDE!

 

[jadillac]

IN THE EARLY 80'S I KNEW THIS BLACK GUY...HE WAS ON DRUGS REALLY HEAVY, BROTHER.....AND UM, ONE DAY I CONVINCED HIM TO STOP.

HE SAID "OF COURSE HULKSTER FOR YOU I'LL TRY"...SO HE TRIED, BUT ONE DAY HE STARTED HAVING BAD WITHDRAWLS MAN, SHAKING HIS HEAD, SHAKING HIS ARMS, CONVULSING AROUND, AND A WIDE LOOK IN HIS EYES, DUDE.

I TOLD HIM "BROTHER, IF YOU STAY OFF DRUGS, I'LL DEDICATE MY TRADEMARK IN WRESTLING TO YOU, MAN!!!"

AND THAT'S WHERE THE SHAKING/CONVULSING OF "HULKING UP" CAME FROM. TO THIS DAY, THE POWER OF HULKING UP, KEEPS THAT GUY OFF DRUGS, BROTHER!!!

 

[Nintendough]

TRUMP WANTED ME TO BE IN HIS CABINET BROTHER, BUT I HAD TO TELL THE DONALD THAT THE 24-INCH PYTHONS COULDN'T FIT INTO PRESIDENTIAL CUPBOARDS DUDE!