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[KingBeez]

I INTRODUCED THEM JABRONIS XAVIER WOODS AND BRAD MADDOX TO PAIGE DUDE, AND SHE REALLY GAVE THEM A RUB IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BROTHER!


I HAD MY THOUSANDS OF HULKAMANIACS RUNNING WILD ON HER FACE BROTHER!

 

[prophecypro]

I SHOWED NAS HIS FIRST TECH MAKING TOWNS WITH LARGE PROFESSOR DUDE!

I TOLD BIGGIE HE GOTTA WRITE FOR THE bytchES BROTHER!

 

[DANJ!]

SO I WAS AT THE CLUB WITH PUFFY, I TOLD HIM 'HEY MAN, YOU'VE REALLY GOT YOUR FINGER ON THE PULSE OF URBAN MUSIC BROTHER, WHY DONT YOU CREATE YOUR OWN RECORD LABEL?' THEN WHENEVER I WAS IN NEW YORK, I TAUGHT HIM HOW TO MARKET AND BRAND HIS PRODUCT. THE FIRST THING I SAID IS 'DUDE, YOUVE GOTTA CREATE A SOUND' THEN I SHOWED HIM WHAT I MEANT. I GOT ON THE SAMPLER AND DID A LOOPEROOSKI OF 'REAL AMERICAN', I TOLD HIM 'IF YOU DO THAT WITH OLD R&B RECORDS, YOU'LL BE SITTIN' ON A GOLDMINE, BROTHER. THEN I PLAYED 'JUICY FRUIT' FOR HIM, HE'D NEVER EVEN HEARD THE RECORD. ME AND MY nikkaS USED TO LOVE THAT RECORD. I SAID 'PUT BIG POPPA ON THIS AND I GUARANTEE YOU HE'S GONNA GO OVER, JACK.'

 

[StarClout]

This entire thread

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

IT WAS MY IDEA TO DO THE JOB AND PUT HIM OVER, BROTHER!

 

[TransJenner]

DONT WORK YOURSELF INTO A WORKING SHOOT OF WORK JACKS !!!!

 

[prophecypro]

I TOLD AUSTIN HE NEEDS TO GO NORTH TO MCMAHON TO REALLY GET OVER DUDE!

 

[DaHNIC82]

I WAS TAKING PICTURES AT CIRCUS CIRCUS WHEN TUPAC GOT SHOT IN VEGAS BROTHER!

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

SO I MET BIGGIE SMALLS BROTHER! THE NORTORIOUS B.I.G.G DUDE JACK! HE SAID HE WAS A BIG FAN AND THAT "WOOD YOU MUST SLAUGHTER THOSE LAMBS FOR BROOKLYN BROTHER BROTHER" HE SAID "WOOD!" I TOLD HIM THAT I WOULD BEAT THAT STINKY GIANT AND THAT COWARD STING...ONLY IF YOU PUT ME ON THE ALBUM BROTHER. AND BIGGIE SAID "WOOD! I GOT YOU BROTHER!"

 

[Nintendough]

These "Wood" references

 

[Nintendough]

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RIDING SHOTGUN WITH PAC AND SUGE IN VEGAS THAT NIGHT BROTHER BUT I GOT INTO AN SCRAP WITH BIG MEECH AT THE CLUB THE NIGHT BEFORE AND LAID LOW TO KEEP THE BLOCK DRY JACK! I TOLD THEM TO USE A DUMMY CAR SINCE THE STREETS WERE WATCHING BROTHER!

 

[ZEB WALTON]

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

 

[YakSpiller]

WELL LET ME TELL YOU MEAN GENE, BRAD MADDOX WAS THE HULKSTERS NUMBER 1 CHOICE TO BE THE NEXT HULKSTER HE JUST TOOK IT TO FAR BROTHER...DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO BROTHER AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SWEET SWEET TIMES ME AND THE ONE THEY CALL PAIGE HAD, JACK... I WAS THE ONE THAT SHOWED HER HOW TO PRACTICE MEAN GENE THE KID XAVIER WOODS IS A MARK FOR THE REAL WOOD BROTHER HE'LL NEVER DRAW LIKE THE REAL WOOD DUDE STICK TO NINTEDO BRUH

 

[DaylitoJames]

WELL LET ME TELL YOU MEAN GENE, BRAD MADDOX WAS THE HULKSTERS NUMBER 1 CHOICE TO BE THE NEXT HULKSTER HE JUST TOOK IT TO FAR BROTHER...DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO BROTHER AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SWEET SWEET TIMES ME AND THE ONE THEY CALL PAIGE HAD, JACK... I WAS THE ONE THAT SHOWED HER HOW TO PRACTICE MEAN GENE THE KID XAVIER WOODS IS A MARK FOR THE REAL WOOD BROTHER HE'LL NEVER DRAW LIKE THE REAL WOOD DUDE STICK TO NINTEDO BRUH

'Wood may be right about this one brehs

 

[JuvenileHell]

I MADE CHRISSY TOUCH IT IN MIAMI BROTHER! LOST 52 BRICKS AND HAD TO FALL BACK MEAN GENE!