PS3 White Knight Chronicles 


50% of gameplay is smashing triangle button...
Triangle is the button you smash to open gates, doors, put planks and other shyt. You also have to press it repeatedly, instead of just pressing it once to open the fukking gate. I guess it's supposed to be more immersive for players like you?
You also mash square button to punch away enemies in the cut scenes and in the actual gameplay.
In both those cases, you have to press one button repeatedly as if you are a dumb fukk. I guess that's the level of console gamers like you.
I finished this game and dlc both on survivor difficulty and I am not trolling.
So shut the fukk up. I am not gonna touch on the topic of over dramatic scenes catering to 16 year olds, maybe later.

The last of us
You Naughty Dog trolling?I watched the movie for 2 hours and then read a story summaryYou played it? Once someone says "Zombie story" about TLOU it proves to me they didn't play it and they merely saw a quick gameplay clip or two.
it's a generic zombie story
I watched the movie for 2 hours and then read a story summary

Must be talking about Left 4 Dead or RE cuz there's not a single Zombie in TLOU nor is the story anywhere near "generic."Story is neither generic or Zombie centered? What game you talking about breh?
First offTriangle is the button you smash to open gates, doors, put planks and other shyt. You also have to press it repeatedly, instead of just pressing it once to open the fukking gate. I guess it's supposed to be more immersive for players like you?
You also mash square button to punch away enemies in the cut scenes and in the actual gameplay.
In both those cases, you have to press one button repeatedly as if you are a dumb fukk. I guess that's the level of console gamers like you.
I finished this game and dlc both on survivor difficulty and I am not trolling.
So shut the fukk up. I am not gonna touch on the topic of over dramatic scenes catering to 16 year olds, maybe later.

material. I'm not even gonna show you where you messed up your whole rant. Contradictions up the ass but continue to let us know how TLOU and UC getting super high scores makes you furious 
I'd love to know how he mashed triangle or even square fighting bloaters or even the big bloater boss in the gym. I'd love to know how he beat the game on survivor just mashing square and triangle.
Dude gonna be in the guiness world records 
are you joking? it has all of the tropesStory is neither generic or Zombie centered? What game you talking about breh?
Right, they're not zombies in name.Must be talking about Left 4 Dead or RE cuz there's not a single Zombie in TLOU
The cordyceps virus is nothing like a zombie. It mutates the human host into what you see in the game into several forms. A zombie is an.. undead person. Nobody in TLOU gets killed and comes back as a zombie.are you joking? it has all of the tropes
I'm probably missing a couple.
- friendly cannibals
- humans are the REAL enemy
- little kid is the cure
- little kid bonds with the adult
- people try to use the little child to cure the infection but the MC stops them
- MC loses his family/loved one in the beginning
Right, they're not zombies in name.
yes a parasitic zombie, it's not new, it's been done beforeThe cordyceps virus is nothing like a zombie. It mutates the human host into what you see in the game into several forms
Sure you can, just because a game/movie/show/book follows some tropes doesn't mean it's bad(after all there are only so many stories that can be told), it's just when it does follows a bunch of tropes to a T it can get kinda boring because of how predictable it is(like when they revealed that ellie was infected but didnt turn I knew we would eventually be saving her from some organization that wants to use her to develop a cure)You can do that for virtually anything
, I'm not trying to shyt on one of your favorite games or anything it's just I heard from so many TLOU fans that the story is amazing and groundbreaking and I was a bit disappointed when I learned that it's just another zombie/post-apocalypse story.nahThen again, judging from your profile, you seem to be more of those ________ simulator players. Baldurs Gate is the GOTG amirite![]()
but i did like Baldur's Gate DAOverall plot isn't anything original, but the characters and how they react with each other and the overall way it plays out is brilliant.
it's a generic zombie story
You mad as fukkTriangle is the button you smash to open gates, doors, put planks and other shyt. You also have to press it repeatedly, instead of just pressing it once to open the fukking gate. I guess it's supposed to be more immersive for players like you?
You also mash square button to punch away enemies in the cut scenes and in the actual gameplay.
In both those cases, you have to press one button repeatedly as if you are a dumb fukk. I guess that's the level of console gamers like you.
I finished this game and dlc both on survivor difficulty and I am not trolling.
So shut the fukk up. I am not gonna touch on the topic of over dramatic scenes catering to 16 year olds, maybe later.

The predictableness of that is just one aspect of it. To me, I don't watch many movies with these tropes so it's new to me. Also every movie doesn't have the same characters so it's not the same.yes a parasitic zombie, it's not new, it's been done before
Parasite Zombie - TV Tropes
Sure you can, just because a game/movie/show/book follows some tropes doesn't mean it's bad(after all there are only so many stories that can be told), it's just when it does follows a bunch of tropes to a T it can get kinda boring because of how predictable it is(like when they revealed that ellie was infected but didnt turn I knew we would eventually be saving her from some organization that wants to use her to develop a cure), I'm not trying to shyt on one of your favorite games or anything it's just I heard from so many TLOU fans that the story is amazing and groundbreaking and I was a bit disappointed when I learned that it's just another zombie/post-apocalypse story.
nahbut i did like Baldur's Gate DA
a few times playing TLOU outside of a cutscene. Just riding the horse around in Columbia with Ellie behind talking to her while the music is solemnly playing in the background and the characters are just.. talking. it felt so organic. It felt like a real Father/daughter relationship. At that point, I HAD to protect Ellie with all my life.