bruhs let me tell yall a little story about eric. eric is a stereotypical soft light skinned dude that pulls females left and right. well about a few years ago eric met the one(LMAO) and was head over heals for this chick, ready to drop EVERYTHING for her. so me. my nikka Julio and my homie dax are chillin at my pad when eric calls getting off work early talkin about its his girls b day and he wants to surprise her at the crib with a cake some bottles, and some smoke, we had nothing better to do so we were like

nikka its 2 in the afternoon fukk IT!

so we got the bottles and the smokes and we are in the car chilling smokin laughin it up about to pull up to homies house, when it happened.... there was a red challenger in the drive way and we all got silent, then you here him whisper to himself "whos this?" we all knew what it was and the pure fukkery we were about to experience first hand, i swear to god the time it took to drive past those four houses took an eternity. so we pull up get out the car and go straight for the door, didnt even get the drinks and cake out the damn trunk, so we walk in the front door and i cant help but notice the green foamposites just sitting there mocking this nikka eric


so he dashes up the stairs and me and my boys follow, ready for the shyt were about to see, my boy dax pulls out his phone like


we turn the hall way and we can already hear his girls moans of pleasure and the sound of a head board banging against the wall, so eric busts through the door like
and this giant 6'10 bodybuilder looking nikka ploops up off his girl like "what the fukk nikka??!!" eric looked like he was about to kill somebody till he seen ole boy he went in with the


face till he saw this giant, he got


real quick and his girl started saying typical thot shyt like its not what it looks like and i can explain! so hes like "how can you explain this shyt bytch youre cheating!!" meanwhile this big ass dude in the corner gathering his shyt looking at us butt fuvking naked

looking at us like


so were like


and homeboy dashes out the room so quick

and my boys start chasing after this dude. ive never seen a dude that big run so fast


so eric just snaps and attacks ole girl straight bashing her head in the wall throwing punches knees and all talking bout "all the shyt i did for you" "all the sacrifices i made!!" i swear to god at one point he had her up against the wall like
and im just standing there thinking like "damn should i step in", "he might kill this hoe and i might get caught in the crossfires"

so i run up behind him and pull him off her whiles hes flailing around like a wild cat trying to beat on her some more and im like calm down bruh!!! you gonna catch a charge nikka, and he says "i dont care i gave my life to her!!" meanwhile my boys outside tried to get shaq out his whip, but the nikka took off

so im upstairs calming this nikka down after i dragged his ass in another room when my boys come up the stairs like what happened!!? deja(THE THOT) is all bloody on the phone talking to the police


giving her the address to his crib so we were like


time to go we aint want none of this so we

out there and on the way out, i notice those foamposites at the door like


snatched those boys up with the quickness and ran our assess down the street. after we left and got picked up i guess he continued to beat on her some more cuz the nikka got a years for assualt with a deadly weapon

, and thats the story of how i got my foamposites before anybody else


(yes im a terrible person)