"What kind of dumb ass question is that?" IS an answer.
Say, how many shyts do you take in a month? You don't know, do you? Does that mean you have a fiber problem? Or that you shyt too much? Or too little? What if your answer determined how many times your a$$hole opens up in a week - and thus, your sexuality? And of course, you have to give a number - which is probably a lie - b/c women judge you by the amount of shyts you take in a month. Too many shyts in a week, you're a faq. Not enough shyts, you're obviously lying. You know what you would say in response? "What kind of dumb-ass question is that?" Because it
is a dumb-ass question, especially as you get older. The funny part is that nobody asks guys this, and guys wouldn't be able to answer even if they tried. Doesn't (necessarily) make you a man-ho. It just means you're not keeping count, which most people past 19 don't do anyway.
So CR is right when he said that we tend to tell you how many boyfriends we've had. That's easy. Now, if you asked me, I would guess the answer is around 7-8, with three of them being serious relationship and 4-5 unaccounted for dikks. If you want to include statutory rape, the number rises to 10 - and since this is the Coli, all dikks matter (when you're a woman). Let's just say 10. It's a round number.) I'm 34, so that means that over the past 23 years (from ages 11 to 34), I've had one dikk for every 2.3 years. (Or maybe it's 2.3 dikks a year. shyt, it's fukking five in the morning.)
But you didn't read all that. You know what you read? 10. That's all you saw. That's all you care about. Nothing else matters. And here's the rub - 10 is a
high number. It might be 8 or 9. Or hell, maybe there was some dude in Miami back in 2005 that I don't remember, so it's 11. Then there was that guy my freshman who couldn't keep it up...does he count? So is it 12? 11? 9? I simply don't know, just like you don't know how many shyts you took this month. Which is why, if some fukkboy asked me that question, I would respond with "go fukk your mother." That's as honest as it gets.
Or I could just tell you three.