@Mowgli @Mr. Somebody @Crakface
How would you handle this?
I killed a rattlesnake with a pair of hedgeclippers once. Just pin the head down and cut then kick the head away. But in the absence of tools, just creep behind the animal with a long stick that wont break and slap it away in a sweeping motion across ot the ground, as hard as you can. That snake doesnt weigh much and will go flying. If you dont have any sticks, PIck up a big ass rock and smash that fukking thing like a caveman. SNakes usually run when they get pelted with rocks, if not completely die.
Worst case scenario when you have nothing to kill the vermin with creep behind it and step on the back of its head and pick up your keys. If you dont like animals, press that snakes face into the ground till your foot reaches australia. If the snake is following your every move, just punt it with the tip of your shoe, but you bet not miss. Snakes don really pose much of a threat to real nikkas.
Me personally, id probably just put my face near the snakes grill and use exact timing to grab the snake by the throat right as its about to strike my eye then i do some boxing jump rope drills with the snakes body, toss it into a bush and pick up my keys.
even that pic gon have me fukked up
I got shoes on im stepping on that bytch
