Do you grab your keys or walk 10 miles home?

[Money Be Green]

Im taking my shirt off, pee on it to get it wet, then

 

[Michael's Black Son]

take off my belt and use it to create a diversion

 

[observe]

I'm from Oakland

 

[EatingGoodNow]

I'd just grab my key.

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[SanchoPanda]

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Man I'd fukk the shyt out of that snake

 

[Cᵣₐₛₕ&ₜₕₑCₒᵤₚ]

I channel my inner desi, shuck and jive like a good c00n, and watch the snake fall under the seduction as I grab my keys then hightail it out of there ​

 

[Rawtid]

if i got a lighter and any type of spray or alcohol in my car im settin that shyt on fire

even settin a big ass stick on fire would be good enough


snakes scare the shyt outta ome even that pic gon have me fukked up

I saw one up close last summer when my daughter went on a nature hike (Try white people shyt, brehs). I never screamed so loud in my life. Then on the way back to the car another one dropped out of a tree on the ground in front of us. My daughter took OFF!! She still talks about it "Remember we saw that snake?...we're NEVER going back there"

 

[Vado]

I'm calling AAA

 

[T-K-G]

I saw one up close last summer when my daughter went on a nature hike (Try white people shyt, brehs). I never screamed so loud in my life. Then on the way back to the car another one dropped out of a tree on the ground in front of us. My daughter took OFF!! She still talks about it "Remember we saw that snake?...we're NEVER going back there"

WHAT THE fukk my aunt told me she seen a snake drop out a tree and wrap around a cops neck fast as hell like a year or so ago, i've been shook about walkin underneath a bunch of trees ever since snakes be fukkin wit me mentally

why do they even exist tho they contribute absolutely nothing to any ecosystem, they all need to die off they're literally the ONLY reason i can't go camping or walkin around in high grass without bein paranoid im not even tryna live in a house if it got too many spots outside for them bytches to live in

 

[blockburna420]

I'd stomp the fukk outta that bytch ass snake

 

[ScoopNScore]

I'd do what Id always do in a situation: corner kick the motherfukka like I'm in the World Cup, grab my keys like I'm stealing the bacon, and run like hell to my whip.

 

[DallasTxRep]

 

[Software]

10 miles wouldn't be that bad depending on the weather and what time I start walking, but by the time I got back I'm sure the snake would have moved. I could just wait and get my keys when the snake finally gets hungry and goes to catch a mouse or something. If I'm in a hurry I could also start a fire, snakes hate fire.

 

[Lost His Smile]

I'd just wait from a safe distance. Since I keep my car key separated from my other keys I would just shake the keys to confuse/agitate him, once I get bored I would call road side assistance to get me home.