Do you grab your keys or walk 10 miles home?

[Fatboi1]

I'd just kick that shyt. Fukk you never heard of TIMBZ nikka?

 

[Lost His Smile]

If you concealed carry was allowed everywhere you'd be home in no time.

 

[NSSVO]

I'd do what Id always do in a situation: corner kick the motherfukka like I'm in the World Cup, grab my keys like I'm stealing the bacon, and run like hell to my whip.

Corner kick

 

[TrifeGod]

I'd just kick that shyt. Fukk you never heard of TIMBZ nikka?

As much as I used to love Timbs, most snakes with teeth not fangs can bite right through boots

take off my belt and use it to create a diversion

yes my nikka cuz that snake will think your belt is another WARM BLOODED snake i swear i'd love to see some of these attempts forreal MBS on some

shyt

 

[T-K-G]

If you concealed carry was allowed everywhere you'd be home in no time.

im sayin, i'd empty the clip on that shyt

 

[zerozero]

First I'd clear my mind

Then I'd clear my heart
Get pure in spirit like a bubbling Himalayan stream


Then I'm gonna Zen the fukk out..

 

[DaRealness]

I'd have to walk home....fukk that shyt!!

 

[Hersh]

grab by tail on 1 side... slam on other...like hulk did loki...

did it to.a snake already btw... it took more than1

 

[DaRealness]

I saw one up close last summer when my daughter went on a nature hike (Try white people shyt, brehs). I never screamed so loud in my life. Then on the way back to the car another one dropped out of a tree on the ground in front of us. My daughter took OFF!! She still talks about it "Remember we saw that snake?...we're NEVER going back there"

The imagery of this story fukked with my head and made me shudder. Seeing it on the ground is one thing but watching one fall out a tree is just

 

[Mr. Somebody]

nikka would german suplex the snake like a prime kurt angle

Nah i would do this



and if that didnt work.

all over that snake.

 

[Lord Piffington]

God damn it I fukking love the coli

 

[YouMadd?]

Just like the spider mouse trap thread.... I'd bend that snake over and blow its culo out

 

[labrokejames]

I would chill with the lil nikka till he falls asleep. Then, BOP, I'd catch his ass slippin and grab the keys to the Cutlass.

 

[Shade]

 

[ORDER_66]

thay'll teach that muthafukka to block my keys....