Do you take dumps when guests are over

[ADK]

My grandparents and a few others are at my house tonight and I gotta take one of the meanest dumps

it would be rude to take a dump in their presence so now im just stuck in my room doing the doo doo dance.

idk what to do

 

[stealthbomber]

kinda off topic but once when i was in high school i dropped an atomic shyt at my girlfriends house right after sex

smelled like death and rotten cheese

her parents come home about 5 minutes later and the bathroom door is next to the garage door

i said it was me with a attitude

in a weird way her dad respected me a lot more after that

 

[AJtheOne]

no but if you really have to go, then just go to the bathroom breh

it ain't like they're gonna watch you

 

[datmass]

just go breh

 

[ADK]

The only air freshner I got is the loud kind they all gonna know whats up if I take this dump

 

[Cat piss martini]

i'm not holding a shyt for nobody.
i'm dropping that pot roast.

 

[BruhMayne]

Hell its my spot

shyt I'll take a dump if I'M the guest. Got caught one time tryna pull a quick one though

"Did you just #2 in the bathroom? "

 

[ADK]

I clogged the toilet aint no way I can flush again without everyone waking up and knowing i took a dump

 

[Ashley Banks]

I clogged the toilet aint no way I can flush again without everyone waking up and knowing i took a dump

who cares, everyone does it.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

depending on how close the bathroom is to the party i guess...

usually if theres mad people i'll just run water the entire time...make it like im washing my face or something...i'll even wash my face before leaving the bathroom for effect.

i usually wont go though..i dont trust people and dont feel right leaving them alone in my place for long periods of time.

 

[old_timer]

i go to the bathroom whenever and wherever a facility is available

i'm at the age where i don't even trust a fart anymore

 

[Peter Parker]

If they're like staying just for a few hours nah, but if they're staying overnight, yeah but I just wait until after everyone is asleep

There's multiple bathrooms, they can take their asses downstairs

 

[EA]

Grandparents and other family members don't really count as guests in my eyes so I'd drop some sea biscuits with no fukks given. The only time it becomes a situation is when it's people you're not exactly close with or girls you're trying to get at.

 

[End Cruelty]

OT one time my breh was trapped in a basement and the only thing he had to shyt in was a half-empty box of triscuits.

I guess what I'm saying is poop well, while you can.

 

[Supercoolmayo]