Recca Gatsby
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Oddly never been in this situation
Do you take dumps when guests are over
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Ivan Trillwater.
This dikk ain't freeeee
That happened to me at my uncles house in florida. I'm a city dude so I'm used to heavy water pressure in the sink, shower and toilet. I had to take a mean shyt that I let build up for almost 2 days
. Finally I said "fukk it!...it's about go down!" No one was at the house. I goes to the bathroom open up the toilet and see its only a tiny ass puddle of water in it. I'm look in the toilet with the
face. I figured I could still work with it though. But once I started, everything came out with no fuks given. Had me sitting there like
....
then
after I was done. Had that toilet bowl looking like moouse. Then I flush with the
. Then the shyt started rising instead of going down. I'm standing there like
, then I hear people come in the house. I start shaking the toilet handle mad hard. Even started kicking it a few times. It was a wrap once it overflowed and came over the toilet seat.
Long story short, my uncle told me next time take a shyt at the McDonald's nearby. That was 15 years ago. He stiiilll brings it up when he sees me. His first question is always "Do you gotta take a shyt?" when he sees me.
ain't no problem with family members, the worst is when you are with some friends and ppl you don't know much about, can you imagine you take one of those big ass shyts and meanwhile all them ppl are quiet and hear every sound from the toilet? 
Some buildings need to have a thicker walls
Some buildings need to have a thicker walls
YaThreadFloppedB!
The Patron Saint of Threads
I'd be damn if someone has me scared to sit on my own throne
My grandparents and a few others are at my house tonight and I gotta take one of the meanest dumps
it would be rude to take a dump in their presence so now im just stuck in my room doing the doo doo dance.
idk what to do
i think its rude to be on your phone posting on the coli while your grandparents are over. taking a shyt in your own house is never rude.
I do it with the door open when guests are over, just so they know what time it is 
My house, my rules
My house, my rules
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