Dope jay-z lines that were actually wack as fukk in retrospect

[T-K-G]

"I'm fresher than you all, so I don't have to pause
All of y'all can suck my balls through my draws"


"fukking insane, the fukk am I saying?
Not only am I fly, I'm fukking not playin(plane)"

 

[A Friend of The People]

"I pity, the fool with jewels like Mr. T"

 

[up in here]

some of these lines aint bad, but jay has done alot of throw away shyt over the years. his feature verses are often kinda bad.

and yeah the roundball one was always wack but i remember some dudes on was tryna argue like it was a dope line. i dont even think they really believed it though.

 

[seemorecizzy]

I think it's actually unleash the flutes. Which is kind of funnier. Preparing the listener for some wild massive flute display that simply doesn't occur.

I don't understand the thought process with the whole song.

1. Let's get at Nas with a non-existent flute barrage
2. Let's get at Nas by conceding defeat
3. Let's get at Nas by impersonating Mike Myers impersonating a 1960s era British spy

whole song is kind of

4. after admitting defeat, a few bars later he says "THE WINNER IS ME.. ( ADLIB: ME nikkaHHH)

song is just confusing

 

[Ineedmoney504]

Lmao most these lines yall sayin is hot, nikka, Cray In this bytch, nikka said "im not a business man, ima businessman" and "i jack i rob i sin, im Jackie Robinson" is wack

 

[GollyImGully]

"Straight to the league I aint waiting for my knee to blow, yesterday i was NEEDING this dough..get it? I was needing this dough?"

i remember wen DP3 dropped nikkas was going crazy like that line was sick

 

[Walt]

Lmao most these lines yall sayin is hot, nikka, Cray In this bytch, nikka said "im not a business man, ima businessman" and "i jack i rob i sin, im Jackie Robinson" is wack

that line isn't just wack, it's horrendously wack.

Why did I just have to catch a flashback to my homegirl playing the radio and us hearing "young money, we in this bytch/wish a nikka would (wood) like a tree in this bytch?"

 

[snikt6384]

"Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth." - If you don't know your science then this line is STILL hot. If you do, the first time you caught the fukk up the whole track stopped for you and you had the face on. I still have that face whenever that bar goes by. I pre-cringe for it.

 

[Hannibal Fox]

Can't believe cats is really hating on the Frontin' verse, I thought it was good, and fit the song perfectly...

Whole verse is the song in general is

 

[malbaker86]

"I'm fresher than you all, so I don't have to pause
All of y'all can suck my balls through my draws"


"fukking insane, the fukk am I saying?
Not only am I fly, I'm fukking not playin(plane)"

Thought I was the only one who had the face hearing that line

 

[Insensitive]

"Straight to the league I aint waiting for my knee to blow, yesterday i was NEEDING this dough..get it? I was needing this dough?"

i remember wen DP3 dropped nikkas was going crazy like that line was sick

That line is actually dope just like the :

I jack, I rob, I sin
and
I'm not a business man, I'm a business ! Man, now let me handle
my business damn

Lines.
He's basically saying I'm not waiting for money because I need it now, so I'm already making it.

"Yesterday I was needing this dough....get it ? I was kneading this dough".
It's a play on the words that actually works which makes it sound dope as fvck.

 

[KTD2]

^^^I think it's the "aww man, I'm Jackie Robinson" part that made it bad to me. It was potentially dope without that.

Like, I think the listener would have gotten the Dodger/jack/rob/sin entendre without him having to say that. He kind of dumbed it down.

 

[Rufus Dufus]

"38 revolve like the sun round the Earth."

ignorant negro.


Edit: someone beat me to it. lol

 

[KTD2]

Also he has a particularly HORRIBLE feature verse on that one Robin Thicke song.

I don't know the name of it, but it's the one where Jay is like:

"Champagne spilling out of my wee wee (oui oui)"

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

"Can't wear skinny jeans 'cause my knots/nuts don't fit"

Went from a triple entendre to a single entendre in a hurry. Don't even ask me how.