Drug Test In 3 Days Tested Positive

[LionofJudah]

I heard this dosent work.

I wanna use my 8 year old nephews piss but I dont know if they can detect if its from a kid or not

It worked for me, but I took a good amount of it though. Try to find out exactly what type of test USPS gives, and try to Google the way to beat that specific test.

 

[So-Chi]

@SubLyminalz the best thing you can do no bullshyt is dilution. Get some water, cranberry juice or juice cocktail with cranberry in it. a shytload of b vitamins or the multivitamins. You can get the gummy kids kind even just make sure they have vitamin B and the higher percentage the better

around 24 hours before the test start drinking the water and cranberry juice moderately. The last 3-4 hours before the test heavily. You may end up going though 2 gallons of water atleast but maybe half as much juice..... but dont over do it. use common sense dont drink more if youre about to die nikka

in that same 3-4 period you want to start heavily taking the vitamins. not enough to od but to balance out the effect you'll be pissing clear otherwise because of the water. you're gonna want to start pissing a hour and a half before and as long as you maintain good color no homo there is a chance you could pass it if you really havent been smoking for a extended period of time

Fam I gotta you on this one. I got a guy that shows people how to pass drug test for a living, and this will have him come up diluted on a Quest exam, which could be a re-test or a failure depending on the job's requirements. Some jobs really only accept a negative, anything else won't get you the job. Your way is definitely effective, and was a go to for years along with golden seal and niacin but my man had to switch it up once employers got hip to what dilute was.

Synthetic piss is also a gamble, as it is now listed as one of the things they check for in the office. Not worth it. Surprisingly his best option is smuggling clean pee, and is easier than it seems. Use the container that comes with synthetic pee with thermometer on it, get some hand warmers and boxer briefs and you are good.

 

[Towlie]

Get some certo, and the big gatorade, mix it and drink it 3 hours before the test

After that drink a couple regular size water bottles

Take some b12 vitamins when you take the water.

Piss as many times as you can during the day, and make sure a couple are before the test

The b12 will give you the yellow tint you need

When you piss in the cup, piss mid stream. Do not get the first or end of the stream in the cup.

Myself and a friend did this for the same job. Both passed. I was smoking every day until the last 10 days before the test

 

[So-Chi]

I heard this dosent work.

I wanna use my 8 year old nephews piss but I dont know if they can detect if its from a kid or not

Not at all...trust me breh, this dude is like a drug test guru (see above post) and i don't even smoke anymore but if I did I'd trust him with my professional life.

 

[Peter Parker]

This x100, my first drug test I had smoked on a tuesday, and my mans hit me with these, I drunk mad water and cranberry and hit 2 of these bytches, and was straight 100%

synthetic or someone elses piss aint gonna work unless you got something to keep it warm

 

[LionofJudah]

This x100, my first drug test I had smoked on a tuesday, and my mans hit me with these, I drunk mad water and cranberry and hit 2 of these bytches, and was straight 100%

Exactly. I'm not sure why people think that it doesn't work.

 

[RAX 010]

find a older guy that doesnt do any drugs ...i had to ask a old dude when i was like 17 ...he was always telling me to stay away from the gangs and off the corner....



so i was like say old man i gotta piss test coming up and i smoke like a chimney if u could help me out that would be doing a service to the community by changing the path of a young hoodlum such as myself..

that shyt was hella embarrasing and hurt my pride...but i got the job...

so that may be your only option....

cuz i dont know about kids pee...but if that works...go for it

 

[SubLyminalz]

It worked for me, but I took a good amount of it though. Try to find out exactly what type of test USPS gives, and try to Google the way to beat that specific test.

yea thats my main issue because i dont have to take the test at the post office but I have to go to a clinic and take it and after that they send it to a lab to get tested so I dont wanna result to taking a bunch of vitamins and they tell me to retake it, I seen quite a few reviews on synthetic piss and how effective it was but I still dont trust it.

my boy told me about some local flea market that sells clean piss for about 50 dollars with the hand warmers already on it and instructions how to properly warm it and stick it to your inner thigh before going to take it, somebody already told me they dont go in with you so ill figure something out :huntersmug:

 

[-InFeRnO-]

drug tests y'all need to move to canada

good luck though

 

[SubLyminalz]

http://about.usps.com/handbooks/el312/el312c5_008.htm


I might give the pills a shot now or just get my nephew to do it, worse comes to worse, if they make me retake it then ill pretty much be 2 months clean by then so ill be fine

 

[LionofJudah]

yea thats my main issue because i dont have to take the test at the post office but I have to go to a clinic and take it and after that they send it to a lab to get tested so I dont wanna result to taking a bunch of vitamins and they tell me to retake it, I seen quite a few reviews on synthetic piss and how effective it was but I still dont trust it.

my boy told me about some local flea market that sells clean piss for about 50 dollars with the hand warmers already on it and instructions how to properly warm it and stick it to your inner thigh before going to take it, somebody already told me they dont go in with you so ill figure something out :huntersmug:

If it's been six weeks, you're probably fine regardless. Tests, especially home tests can be wrong, so you might be getting a false positive when you're really negative. Just get some 500MG Niacin and I'm pretty sure you'll be straight.

 

[So-Chi]

yea thats my main issue because i dont have to take the test at the post office but I have to go to a clinic and take it and after that they send it to a lab to get tested so I dont wanna result to taking a bunch of vitamins and they tell me to retake it, I seen quite a few reviews on synthetic piss and how effective it was but I still dont trust it.

my boy told me about some local flea market that sells clean piss for about 50 dollars with the hand warmers already on it and instructions how to properly warm it and stick it to your inner thigh before going to take it, somebody already told me they dont go in with you so ill figure something out :huntersmug:

Hand warmers keep it warm for the most part at least 4 hours...Quest let's you make a appointment online if that helps. It needs to be between 90-100 degrees to pass, and as crazy as this sounds you should practice. Try with water and a hand warmer the day before you go in, so you know how it pours, how to stash it and walk with it and just for your anxiety. The biggest part of this whole test is not to be suspicious, there is literally a spot on the form for suspicious activity so a practice run at least helps you feel natural doing this. When they put the pee in a container and have you sign it you are good, breh...

 

[Buckeye Fever]

@SubLyminalz how did u apply for the usps gig? Im tryna get on there

 

[Illuminatos]

your comprehensive skills teacher just hung herself

 

[Marco Zen]

Bleach?