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omg I can't breathe!
Touch wood (pun intended) I've never been exposed whilst commencing with the five knuckle shuffles...Always been on my Metal Gear Solid snake stealth mode...had the redundancy plans on point (tv remote control on pre set channels or if on laptop multi 'safe tabs' & mute button on standby just incase there was an 'intruder alert' & mission abort was needed
i think i did but i'm not really sure. i heard moms walking down the hallway so i calmly put my dikk between the waistband of my shorts and covered with my shirt, then paused the video and changed the tab on the window. she walk in the room and tell me some shyt (i forgot) and she looks down in mid sentence (i was facing her) and ask me what i'm looking at on the cpu.i told her i was on espn.com
and she gave me the
face and said "okay" then walked out. i'm like
so i looked down and my balls was hangin out at the end of my of my shorts like
cuz i had them up so high from tryna hide my dikk in my waistband.
i never bothered to ask so i assumed she didn't catch me.
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This Tito smiley thoughlearn the art of silent nutting, brehs.
incognito mode is your friend.
if you gon use headphones, keep one ear plugged in one ear on guard
after you nut, wash your hands twice and hide any cleaning apparatus (nut sock, rag, soaked panties, etc.)
Cheers, brehs.
I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to(red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me
Him:
Me:are u fukking this bear??
Him:(silence)
Me:
never got caught beating off but...
i had alot of wet dreams growing up
so i would wake up and my draws and shorts and sheets would be fukked up
so i would sneak and put them in the washer with other clothes on top
but on day my mom caught me and was like "what u doing?, them towels aint even dirty" then she pulled everything out the washer and saw my clothes covered in nut
she just turned the washer on and didnt say shyt
i was like 11 then
Never got caught directly, by had a few close calls. Last summer, I was on the computer beating it as usual, ten tabs open, butt ass naked with the homie vaseline. So Im doing my thing, then all of a sudden my screen go white and some FBI page pop up. Im like. They say I got to use some shyt called money pak and give them 900 within 72 hours or imma be faced with a felony. So Im like
and shutoff the computer thinking its just some pop up or sum. I turn on the computer and log onto my user page and this shyt still on here. So now Im like
"O shyt this foreal" I then reset my computer 5 more times to make sure, but this shyt aint leaving. I start yelling
getting mad that this shyt happened to me. I go to my lil bro and say "bruh yo itunes downloaded something illegal and now the government blocked our computer from the internet"
he say
, told my mom it was a virus and I fixed it. Ended up still beating my meat though
