Ever been caught Jacking off ?

[Nameischosen]

As a youngin before we got Cablevision broadband, I used to try sneaking late night during school nights with a 56k modem. That dial-up noise... dam near woke the whole fukking house up during the jack off hour. Moms figured out what was going on and started locking the keyboard in her room. Looking back I kno she was looked at me like some type of fukking freak. Young nikka in the dark with a bright ass pc screen lighting up the whole hallway. I'm not ready to have a son...

 

[mson]

Guards up at all times.

 

[Primetime21]

As a youngin before we got Cablevision broadband, I used to try sneaking late night during school nights with a 56k modem. That dial-up noise... dam near woke the whole fukking house up during the jack off hour. Moms figured out what was going on and started locking the keyboard in her room. Looking back I kno she was looked at me like some type of fukking freak. Young nikka in the dark with a bright ass pc screen lighting up the whole hallway. I'm not ready to have a son...

C'mon dog, in the middle of the night in the hallway?

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

This has to be made up. It's still funny but can't be real.

Very real mane. Ain't seen the nikka since. This was like 10 years ago too

 

[winb83]

Very real mane. Ain't seen the nikka since. This was like 10 years ago too

if dude nutted in a stuffed animal over and over again it would be pretty disgusting. probably smell bad too. How do you clean that out?

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to (red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me (silence)
Him:
Me: are u fukking this bear??
Him: (silence)
Me:

as fukk but thank god Toy Story never went there .

 

[kittykat89]

moms caught me, was just going off didnt hear her come home was nutting
i looked over saw her looking at me couldn't even stop it was coming. i looked over at her and was like dont think i ate dinner together with the fam for like a week embarrassed as fukk

OMG lol that is truly horrible

 

[ball15life]

this whole thread!

 

[Renkz]

Can't tell which thread is funnier the Buckeye or this

 

[Anti-Anime]

Me: are u fukking this bear??

can you imagine how hard these words hit? probably like fukkin train

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

can you imagine how hard these words hit? probably like fukkin train

I didn't care fam. Lol

 

[Djalminha]

Just reading through this again

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

This has to be made up. It's still funny but can't be real.

On my mama

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

this thread is jokes

 

[BaldingSoHard]

I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to (red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me (silence)
Him:
Me: are u fukking this bear??
Him: (silence)
Me:

Still the funniest post of all time.