Ever been caught Jacking off ?

[Ricky Dunigan]

Once, not sure if it counts.... But i waited well into my 20s b4 baiting and i was living with my ex. We had a big fight and were sleeping in the bed. I said fukk it, ima get mine and jerked it. i think i was planning on splashing her back on some agrresive shyt, but she woke up, saw me doing it, and got turned on

 

[Ashley Banks]

Stupid parents acting like masturbation ain't natural, or that they didn't do the same at their age

my dad always overreacts. he gave me a long ass talk about how I shouldn't be doing that until I'm married

 

[Born2BKing]

Nah but my mama caught me fukking before

 

[GreenGhxst]

About 4 years ago I was in a hotel room with my brother and sister and they were sleeping. I couldn't sleep and was crazy horny so I figured.. hey what harm could come if I take 10 to 15 minutes to find some quality porn and jerk off, before I got a chance to get up and turn on my porn, my brother gets up and goes to the bathroom, he's in there longer than a couple minutes so I'm like he's probably taking a shyt and on his phone so I got time to stroke it real quick. My sister is dead ass asleep and all the way on the other side of the room facing the wall with her head under the cover. So I'm like aight. I get on the computer, take about 10 minutes to find the porn I want and I'm stroking and I have one headphone in and one out and mid stroke I see him standing by the bathroom door out the corner of my eyes, his jaw to the floor with the biggest shyt eating grin ever --- >> <<--- I have no clue how long he was there for because I couldn't hear the bathroom open I had an earbud in, but he went back into the bathroom laughing his face off, and I was beyond embarrassed. And from where I was at my dikk was in full stroking view.

 

[PerrinN]

A few times, in those days I use to have a VHS and would record all sorts of sex scenes that was on tv, to this day i still have my video tapes but sadly no video player, the tapes are filled dragonball z and beyblade episodes with a bunch of softcore porn scenes...back when i didn't even know how to use computers, in those days i was more reckless because you never know when you were going to see a good scene but now with the internet( phone laptop) its impossible to get caught, i can do jack whenever, wherever

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

my mother caught me when I was 15 or 16, but luckily I was under the cover


I was so into it, I didn't even hear her come in

 

[Kings County]

nah i was on stealth mode and my door growing up didnt even have a lock.

pile of clothes in front of the door so heavy that u could only open the door 1/2 inch
pile of papers outside the door so i can hear footsteps and disengage before they came in
ear bud in one ear only so i can hear the perverted sounds while keeping an ear free to listen to trespassers
jacking off into a plastic store bag

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

I'm fukking

 

[ThatTruth777]

nah i was on stealth mode and my door growing up didnt even have a lock.

pile of clothes in front of the door so heavy that u could only open the door 1/2 inch
pile of papers outside the door so i can hear footsteps and disengage before they came in
ear bud in one ear only so i can hear the perverted sounds while keeping an ear free to listen to trespassers
jacking off into a plastic store bag

ole boy entered metal gear solid mode:


i bet you had a cardbox too if all else failed

 

[Mad Good Dro]

This was like 2009-10 when tv streaming started popping, i was like 14 Usually nobody would get up in the middle of the night so i was anticipating a good edging session, In order to get in the living room you had to go down a long ass hallway, so i thought if somebody gets up i'd have plenty of time to turn the tv off and act like i was sleep


After awhile i thought the coast was c5ear and got too comfortable Was ass naked going to town on this homemade fleshlight i made drenched with warmed up olive oil.
But of course that night my mom decides to get up and go in the kitchen, Got caught sitting butt ass naked on the couch at 2:30 in the morning, with my dikk in a six flags souvenir cup with sponges and a glove over it, The thing was i wasn't even mad that i got caught, what had me heated was I was like 2 seconds from cumming then all of a sudden she comes barging in

She turns the light on and starts asking a million fukkin questions, '' what are you doing up this late? What are you watching?''

All the while lisa ann on the tv getting the shyt fukked outta her by some black dude and im quickly trying to get my shorts back on





shyt was awkward as fukk after that the next couple of days, and she kept bringing the shyt up every time i did something wrong

''So you forgot to take the trash out but you can sit up on my couch watching that nasty shyt on my tv huh ''

 

[Columbo]

When i was 13 my moms caught me with my dikk in the vacuum cleaner

Im 30 now and my sisters still tease me about it, actually....my whole family

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

moms caught me, was just going off didnt hear her come home was nutting
i looked over saw her looking at me couldn't even stop it was coming. i looked over at her and was like dont think i ate dinner together with the fam for like a week embarrassed as fukk

BRILLIANT, I PICTURED THAT..rollin'..

and as for moi, yes about 6 or 7 times..my big bro and sis caughy me jacking the plank whilst watching a dolph lundgren work out vhs back in the day..

my mother caught me wacking off to wwf in the 80's and ran out of the house and went shopping for 8 hours..

my pops caught me bashing the jimmy and he offered to take me to a brothel..

 

[Kaypain]

My girl caught me lots of times. Depending on her mood she'll either

A. Get pissed
Or
B. Slap my hand away and finish me off in whatever way she seems fit

 

[Columbo]

BRILLIANT, I PICTURED THAT..rollin'..

and as for moi, yes about 6 or 7 times..my big bro and sis caught jacking the plank whilst watching a dolph lundgren work out vhs back in the day..

my mother caught me wacking off to wwf in the 80's and ran out of the house and locked went shopping for 8 hours..

my pops caught bashing the jimmy and he offered to take me to the brothel..

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]