Ever been caught Jacking off ?

[DallasTxRep]

moms caught me, was just going off didnt hear her come home was nutting
i looked over saw her looking at me couldn't even stop it was coming. i looked over at her and was like dont think i ate dinner together with the fam for like a week embarrassed as fukk

 

[DallasTxRep]

mom prolly jerked this shyt herself like 10000 times.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

never got caught beating off but...

i had alot of wet dreams growing up
so i would wake up and my draws and shorts and sheets would be fukked up

so i would sneak and put them in the washer with other clothes on top

but on day my mom caught me and was like "what u doing?, them towels aint even dirty" then she pulled everything out the washer and saw my clothes covered in nut

she just turned the washer on and didnt say shyt

i was like 11 then

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to (red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me (silence)
Him:
Me: are u fukking this bear??
Him: (silence)
Me:

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to (red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me (silence)
Him:
Me: are u fukking this bear??
Him: (silence)
Me:

my cousin had a bear with a hole in its ass too... his bears name was jennifer...

 

[Q2EEzY]

I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to (red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me (silence)
Him:
Me: are u fukking this bear??
Him: (silence)
Me:

my cousin had a bear with a hole in its ass too... his bears name was jennifer...

Ridiculous haha

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

Ridiculous haha

idk how old his boy is but my cousin was 10 & threw the bear out at 12... but still gets roasted to this day about it...

 

[CashmereThoughts]

Naw, and I just busts nuts on the daily age from like age 12..

Door locked,Earbuds in laptop, kazaa porn on deck (VHS before then), bust my nut into a paper towel and go take a piss and flush the towel.

This method was flawless

 

[Trajan]

I also had a close shave.

I was browsing this piff site which was quite tame to be honest. However, the site had quite a few pop ups or random videos playing automatically down the side of the page.

I thought I froze/paused all the unwanted pop up vids. Boy was I wrong.

While I'm quietly doing me (no pun) a random video starts automatically with moans load as HELL. And it was the over the top porn sounds those blond chicks make ''Oh yeah, fukk my c*nt. ARGGG fukk MY ASS'' etc

You can imagine my face.

So I go to mute my laptop but the volume icon is frozen

I then try to locate the exact video but there's quite a few. I'm shutting them down but all the while the sound continues ''fukk ME BABY....HARDER...HARDER''




I finally lose the plot and close the laptop.

But the sound still continues while it goes to sleep so I cover the laptop with pillows and clothes to muffle the sound.

Luckily no one heard. However a few minutes later my sis comes into the room. I was treating the laptop like an unexploded bomb.

lmao it occurred to me later that I could've just plugged headphones in which is what I did and defused that shyt.

Funny thing is the porn sounds started again once I opened the laptop but I had my headphones this time.

 

[innocentdevil]

@ this thread


I have never been caught

 

[Uptown WaYo87]

I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to (red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me (silence)
Him:
Me: are u fukking this bear??
Him: (silence)
Me:

probably the funniest shyt ive read on the coli im dying over here

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

How the hell can you get caught while beating off? My senses be on some super saiyan shyt.I can hear an ants footstep while beatin'.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Ever fall asleep wit ya pants down, sittin at the computer desk and u wake up paranoid like "OH NO, I HOPE NOBODY WALKED IN WHILE I WAS SLEEP!"

 

[RC-P90]

got caught watchn the scrambled porn station by my lil cousin over at my uncle house...i leave the room,,,he comes in and hit the last channel button...

cuz: whatchu been watchn????
me: :caught:..:mute:..

 

[T-K-G]

Man back in 99-2000 when you went to a porn site and 10 pop ups would jump off and them shyts wouldn't close. nikka had just got dial up and would only use it after 9pm. Im on every porn site too young to worry about viruses and spyware and all that (im like 12-13). I do my thing and turn off the computer. The next day moms call me to the living room asking me why im looking up big booty girls on yahoo I try to play it off like She shows me all the shyt i searched. Im talking "big booty bytches, big ass booty, black booties" nikka looking at the screen like . I knew nothing about clear history and delete cookies


Then she shows me the desktop. Some damn site had downloaded to the computer and had an icon and everything. shyt was like "XXX naked sex". Moms thought one of my friends gave me a cd Or something. Moms looking at me like " nikka you done on the computer, nasty ass nikka.

That shyt made a nigha get tech savy.

I was like GTFOH but i understood the embrassment so i just played dumb and was like