Ever jackoff, then go somewhere, and realize u left ya nut rag/sock in plain view back at the crib?
Ever been caught Jacking off ?
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T-K-G
Veteran
I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to(red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me(silence)
Him:
Me:are u fukking this bear??
Him:
Me:
that line woulda deaded me if i was there
newworldafro
DeeperThanRapBiggerThanHH
I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to
Me
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
.......................I just spit up spit.......................
.................Have you seen the thread on this in JBO????
"Man arrested for the FOURTH time for having sex with a teddy bear in public"
http://www.the-coli.com/just-buggin...-having-sex-teddy-bear-public.html#post487457
SituationStarter
Pro
Ever jackoff, then go somewhere, and realize u left ya nut rag/sock in plain view back at the crib?
sometimes ill turn around and go back and check breh
William Heavy
All Star
One day when I was 14, I was in the shower beatin' my meat. I figured I'd finish off in my bedroom to some piff. My Mom was out shopping, and Dad was at work. So I'm making my way towards my room, walking and stroking at the same time, I see my Pops turn the corner to the Hallway and he catches me mid stoke with my boxers down to my knees. He got home early but I didn't hear him cause I was in the shower. Pops, 
"Are you playing with yourself"? Me, 
"No". I pull up my boxers and run and hide in my room. When I told my Mom what happened she was 
. I couldn't look my Pops in the eye for like a month after.
Another time I was stroking it to a home made Fifi while on the living room computer. I forgot I had left the Astroglide on the desk. My Mom got Home and saw the lube on the desk and burst out laughing. I was in my room and realized what happened.
"Are you playing with yourself"? Me, "No". I pull up my boxers and run and hide in my room. When I told my Mom what happened she was . I couldn't look my Pops in the eye for like a month after.Another time I was stroking it to a home made Fifi while on the living room computer. I forgot I had left the Astroglide on the desk. My Mom got Home and saw the lube on the desk and burst out laughing. I was in my room and realized what happened.
livindajetlife
Superstar
@ this thread.. everybodys post got me laughing like shyt
Kenny West
Veteran
Yall nikkas wild
I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to
Me
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
OG_StankBrefs
Da Spice...
One day when I was 14, I was in the shower beatin' my meat. I figured I'd finish off in my bedroom to some piff. My Mom was out shopping, and Dad was at work. So I'm making my way towards my room, walking and stroking at the same time, I see my Pops turn the corner to the Hallway and he catches me mid stoke with my boxers down to my knees. He got home early but I didn't hear him cause I was in the shower. Pops,
Another time I was stroking it to a home made Fifi while on the living room computer. I forgot I had left the Astroglide on the desk. My Mom got Home and saw the lube on the desk and burst out laughing. I was in my room and realized what happened.
Ma dukes sounds like she knew wat time it was wit hormones n shyt. She just laffed n charged dat shyt to da game.
One day when I was 14, I was in the shower beatin' my meat. I figured I'd finish off in my bedroom to some piff. My Mom was out shopping, and Dad was at work. So I'm making my way towards my room, walking and stroking at the same time, I see my Pops turn the corner to the Hallway and he catches me mid stoke with my boxers down to my knees. He got home early but I didn't hear him cause I was in the shower. Pops,
Another time I was stroking it to a home made Fifi while on the living room computer. I forgot I had left the Astroglide on the desk. My Mom got Home and saw the lube on the desk and burst out laughing. I was in my room and realized what happened.
Only got caught by my little brother once. Thought he was outside with his friends, it was around 7pm and I thought I'd get a good one in before taking a shower. I pulled out my Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition which had a couple choice pictures of Serena Willaimsand went to work.
The little nikka walked in, turned the lights on like "What you doin
Me:" nikka GET THE fukk OUT"
Him: "Huuhhhh Man hurry the hell up I'm sleepy
OMG @ this thread.
one thing i don't understand is why parents make thesefaces and get suspicious. like its not a natural thing to do smh.
mom prolly jerked this shyt herself like 10000 times.
can i live ffs.
Rigamortus
Superstar
I've never been caught thank god for that.
I'm reading some of these stories and I don't know how some of you guys made through this shyt.
I'm reading some of these stories and I don't know how some of you guys made through this shyt.
I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to
Me
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
lol!!!...
OG_StankBrefs
Da Spice...
Only got caught by my little brother once. Thought he was outside with his friends, it was around 7pm and I thought I'd get a good one in before taking a shower. I pulled out my Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Edition which had a couple choice pictures of Serena Willaims
The little nikka walked in, turned the lights on like "What you doin
Me:" nikka GET THE fukk OUT
Him: "Huuhhhh Man hurry the hell up I'm sleepy