Ever been caught Jacking off ?

[LuckyLibra619]

This is to dedicated to all of yall

 

[sfgiants]

ole boy entered metal gear solid mode:


i bet you had a cardbox too if all else failed

i forgot about this thread

i remember i used to go grocery shopping and i'd be bagging a couple onions up and use like 5 bags to bag up like 4-5 onions and my pops would be like wtf are you doing with all those bags
id stash them in my room like squirrels stash acorns and whip them out later to nut in

i'm sure my parents knew i was jacking off but they had no evidence. i left no tracks.

id always have a "project" to do as an excuse to stay in and have an all out jack fest

they come back hours later and i'm coming out my room like

parents like why are you so sweaty
room all humid like a sauna. shyt smelled like bleach

kids got it way easier these days with smartphones
jacking off on the family computer was a fukkin adventure.

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

This was like 2009-10 when tv streaming started popping, i was like 14 Usually nobody would get up in the middle of the night so i was anticipating a good edging session, In order to get in the living room you had to go down a long ass hallway, so i thought if somebody gets up i'd have plenty of time to turn the tv off and act like i was sleep


After awhile i thought the coast was c5ear and got too comfortable Was ass naked going to town on this homemade fleshlight i made drenched with warmed up olive oil.
But of course that night my mom decides to get up and go in the kitchen, Got caught sitting butt ass naked on the couch at 2:30 in the morning, with my dikk in a six flags souvenir cup with sponges and a glove over it, The thing was i wasn't even mad that i got caught, what had me heated was I was like 2 seconds from cumming then all of a sudden she comes barging in

She turns the light on and starts asking a million fukkin questions, '' what are you doing up this late? What are you watching?''

All the while lisa ann on the tv getting the shyt fukked outta her by some black dude and im quickly trying to get my shorts back on





shyt was awkward as fukk after that the next couple of days, and she kept bringing the shyt up every time i did something wrong

''So you forgot to take the trash out but you can sit up on my couch watching that nasty shyt on my tv huh ''

 

[Guvnor]

Do women ever masturbate, have any of the brehettes been caught? You know I'm asking for research purposes

 

[Anti-Anime]

BRILLIANT, I PICTURED THAT..rollin'..

and as for moi, yes about 6 or 7 times..my big bro and sis caught jacking the plank whilst watching a dolph lundgren work out vhs back in the day..

my mother caught me wacking off to wwf in the 80's and ran out of the house and locked went shopping for 8 hours..

my pops caught bashing the jimmy and he offered to take me to the brothel..

 

[75 Others]

my best friend caught me once, he just walked into my dorm room. He just and kept it moving.

I finished by BBW creampie vid and kept it moving

 

[Columbo]

Do women ever masturbate, have any of the brehettes been caught? You know I'm asking for research purposes

My homie at work said when he was a kid he walked in on his sister. She had a jar of peanut butter and her cat with her



Edit

Come to think of it, when i was 14 my mom asked me why my dogs smelled like peanut butter. The old peanut butter and pooch technique

 

[Chris Cool]

to my undefeated nikkas. never been caught but had a couple close calls.

kept a nut rag on the side of my bed though. not too long ago my mom let it be known that she found it.

 

[Columbo]

to my undefeated nikkas. never been caught but had a couple close calls.

kept a nut rag on the side of my bed though. not too long ago my mom let it be known that she found it.

Yeah ive been caught that way many times. By both my parents and most recently my girlfriend

I forgot my wife beater was under my bed with all kinds of splooge on it, she gave me a tough time about it

 

[tonyclifton]

Can't even remember if I posted in here so I'll post the one I think I might have and some extra ones

I was like 9-10 so it was 96-97

shyt was brand new to all of the fam but I made a stupid mistake or it was the computer

But for my old heads I'm sure you remember the videos of those lesbian twins that were either Indian or something I can't remember

The most popular one was them in like an office building dyking out


I get done doing my thing while everyone's gone. We have one computer I. I always cleared my history and turned the computer off

My mom,dad, and younger brother come home all excited to see "the internet". Tell me why I turn on he computer and it opens with a screenshot of these lesbian twin dykes. It was akward as hell. My parents walked away and my lil bro was like what is that

My dad chewed my ass out and gave me a good one . After that I figured out how to stop all that shyt and still kept doing it on dial up. Went from 30 second previews that took at least 30 min to download to me having to hide full videos I'd download that would take a day and a half.


The one time I got busted in the act it was my mom

Watching Jenna Jameson in her prime before I discovered the of a fat Ass

She walked right in when I was going to town. My mom is stern as hell so she just looked at me like but she always hides shyt cuz she knows my dad doesn't play

Then she flipped it and said imma tell your dad

I thought he was gonna gonna kill me but he was actually cool and was just like

You gonna do it just be careful. Wish he woulda said that after the first time

 

[Chris Cool]

Can't even remember if I posted in here so I'll post the one I think I might have and some extra ones

I was like 9-10 so it was 96-97

shyt was brand new to all of the fam but I made a stupid mistake or it was the computer

But for my old heads I'm sure you remember the videos of those lesbian twins that were either Indian or something I can't remember

The most popular one was them in like an office building dyking out


I get done doing my thing while everyone's gone. We have one computer I. I always cleared my history and turned the computer off

My mom,dad, and younger brother come home all excited to see "the internet". Tell me why I turn on he computer and it opens with a screenshot of these lesbian twin dykes. It was akward as hell. My parents walked away and my lil bro was like what is that

My dad chewed my ass out and gave me a good one . After that I figured out how to stop all that shyt and still kept doing it on dial up. Went from 30 second previews that took at least 30 min to download to me having to hide full videos I'd download that would take a day and a half.


The one time I got busted in the act it was my mom

Watching Jenna Jameson in her prime before I discovered the of a fat Ass

She walked right in when I was going to town. My mom is stern as hell so she just looked at me like but she always hides shyt cuz she knows my dad doesn't play

Then she flipped it and said imma tell your dad

I thought he was gonna gonna kill me but he was actually cool and was just like

You gonna do it just be careful. Wish he woulda said that after the first time

this shyt?

Spoiler

Indian Office lesbians in action while boss is not around

 

[Methodical]

@HalfwayHandsome classic's story......had me are you fukking this teddy bear?"

 

[winb83]

When i was 13 my moms caught me with my dikk in the vacuum cleaner

that feels good?

 

[Methodical]

that feels good?

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

@HalfwayHandsome classic's story......had me are you fukking this teddy bear?"

Real shyt