Ever been caught Jacking off ?

[MouseTeeth]

I feel like I've seen this thread before....oh wait I have http://www.the-coli.com/just-buggin...our-mom-caught-u-jerkin-off.html#.T97r44l5mc0

 

[NSSVO]

lol yuup

 

[Kings County]

I feel like I've seen this thread before....oh wait I have http://www.the-coli.com/just-buggin...our-mom-caught-u-jerkin-off.html#.T97r44l5mc0

 

[Heafcliffe]

lol was ya'll nikkaz in the living room or something? ya'll ain't got locks on ya'll bedroom doors?

Locks on a hormonal son's door? In my parents' house? Pops wasn't having that.

 

[Trajan]

The browser game me away before. Ppl using ur laptop and and unholy things dropping down <<<<

One time I was watching some amateur ish. Moms asked me to grab something so I go to get it. Next thing I know I hear her exclaim

'' WTF is this?'' I ran back to my room on instinct to cover base hoping it aint my shyt she discovered. Lo and behold she's standing there staring at my screen at some chick getting violated by a train.

Me: these pop ups are getting out of control. fukk the internet. WTF is this?

Her: This aint no damn pop up. Please just get rid of it.

Me: Ok

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

No. I trained in Japan for 7 months.

 

[Shameonyou]

yep by God daily

 

[OvOxO]

Mannn.. a nikka used to wait till 12am when they asses fell asleep. I remember i has just found out about Freeones and it was consumin a nikka life! lol.. 1 morning im up till like 3 on freeones n shyt.. gettin that good jerk on n shyt.

Hear my room door creek open... .. instantly I put Porn Emergency Plan #9 into play brehs.. got my dikk in the waist band and the shirt over in time.. but a nikka pc was SLOW AS fukk back then. .

Im there minimizing like a motherfuka outchea tryna get the 16 million tabs down n shyt when one dem bytches decide to freeze WITH THE shyt STILL UP!

My aunt is there over my shoulder like wtf is this? So i hit her with the "I dunno why they be sending these kinda emails out.. i just clicked it and all this came up" .. She was like "this aint no email!" Sigh.. went to sleep with the stiff dikk.. AND she told my moms in the morn. FML. Hit her with the mean mug for weeks after that brehs

 

[jalamanta]

The browser game me away before. Ppl using ur laptop and and unholy things dropping down <<<<

One time I was watching some amateur ish. Moms asked me to grab something so I go to get it. Next thing I know I hear her exclaim

'' WTF is this?'' I ran back to my room on instinct to cover base hoping it aint my shyt she discovered. Lo and behold she's standing there staring at my screen at some chick getting violated by a train.

Me: these pop ups are getting out of control. fukk the internet. WTF is this?

Her: This aint no damn pop up. Please just get rid of it.

Me: Ok

She is advanced computer user.

 

[GetSomeMoney]

Man back in 99-2000 when you went to a porn site and 10 pop ups would jump off and them shyts wouldn't close. nikka had just got dial up and would only use it after 9pm. Im on every porn site too young to worry about viruses and spyware and all that(im like 12-13). I do my thing and turn off the computer. The next day moms call me to tBhe living room asking me why im looking up big booty girls on yahoo I try to play it off like She shows me all the shyt i searched. Im talking "big booty bytches, big ass booty, black booties" nikka looking at the screen like . I knew nothing about clear history and delete cookies


Then she shows me the desktop. Some damn site had downloaded to the computer and had an icon and everything. shyt was like "XXX naked sex". Moms thought one of my friends gave me a cd Or something. Moms looking at me like " nikka you done on the computer, nasty ass nikka.

That shyt made a nigha get tech savy.

 

[Ice Cold]

Lmao subs

 

[↓R↑LYB]

lol

 

[iamduval]

if you havent you will

 

[Wesley Pipes quotes]

 

[We Ready]

Never got directly caught.....but I know she found that crusty Guns N' Roses sweatshirt under my mattress.



It disappeared one day brehs