Ever been caught Jacking off ?
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worst shyt ever... ruin the whole flow...feels like you missed the game winner and now u gotta go into OT..You ever be about to nut then they go to a shot of the dude face or they change to like a minute later in the video? Throws off the whole rhythm but you can't hold the nut in so now ya shyt cumin and you can't do nttn cuz you wanted to nut on this one part.
FLYINHAWAIIAN
Vegan For a Reason
almost but im a ninja
was goin steady when i hear faint footsteps approaching.....
at that point i was in survival mode, body frozen yet poised for action, waiting to hear where they were heading....
as soon as i heard the first knock, i pounced on my bed and desperately tried to cover my nearly naked body with my small blanket, needless to say i looked pretty suspiscious plus she heard me leap onto my bed........
luckly parents dont like to inquire as to whether or not you were fapping and tbh i dont think she ever would even think of that shyt, so i was good, i wonder if she noticed my pants were barely on tho
i was bankin on her waiting for me to respond after knocking she usually does, but everyonce in a while she would just run in an i always call her out on it, so i got revenge by bytchin at her about doin that shyt. dont get it twisted my parents arent push overs but they respect my space
oh yea worst part was i still had the picture of this bad bytch on my screen, luckly i wasnt watchin porn i didnt have time to minimize it
was goin steady when i hear faint footsteps approaching.....
at that point i was in survival mode, body frozen yet poised for action, waiting to hear where they were heading....
as soon as i heard the first knock, i pounced on my bed and desperately tried to cover my nearly naked body with my small blanket, needless to say i looked pretty suspiscious plus she heard me leap onto my bed........
luckly parents dont like to inquire as to whether or not you were fapping and tbh i dont think she ever would even think of that shyt, so i was good, i wonder if she noticed my pants were barely on tho
i was bankin on her waiting for me to respond after knocking she usually does, but everyonce in a while she would just run in an i always call her out on it, so i got revenge by bytchin at her about doin that shyt. dont get it twisted my parents arent push overs but they respect my space
oh yea worst part was i still had the picture of this bad bytch on my screen, luckly i wasnt watchin porn i didnt have time to minimize it
I was goin HAM to that alicia smiles (the nicki minaj look alike) when she gettin her titties shot up as they jiggle
idk why i decided to look back see moms like 2 yard sticks away with an awkward face
atm i was alarmed and what not
but im so shameless as soon as she dipped and i heard the door slam, reopened up that window
fukk a blueballs brehs
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where the spoiler button for future use
died twice at the same post
lmao what
The Unknown Hype
The One
lol looking through this thread I remember when the whole fam used to leave. There were a couple of occasions where i ran and check the whole house then when the coast was clear ran around singing its time to look at porn. lol it was so lame
USSInsiders
Banned
I don't think I've ever directly been caught but my dad saw me doing other things that made him think i was.
First example:
It was late at night and I was in bed watching flavor of love with the lights off, about to go to sleep. At first they were just doing regular shyt, but then flav & one of the girls get in the shower. At this exact moment my dad walks in the hallway past my room & sees the shyt on my tv.
Dad: "Having fun?" or some shyt like that
Me:(I didnt get what he was talking about at the time)
2nd example:
We had the computer in its own separate room at my house. I had the door open & was on AOL looking at some of the headlines they had on the opening screen. One of them was a video of a commentator saying something about Serena William's ass, so of course I clicked that shyt. So the video plays & them my computer freezes right when the video zooms in on her ass. Then my dad walks in.
Dad: So this is why you're always on the computer
Me: Its not even like that, the video just froze
Dad: Its aight man. Nothing wrong with looking at some girls
Me:
My dad's always fukking with me talking about porn. If him & my mom come home & see me on the computer/laptop he'll be like "hey you watching porn again?"
I'll be like "nah dad"
"Its cool. I got some stuff if you ever wanna see it"
"real funny"
that skip smiley got me
USSInsiders
Banned
The closest I ever got to be caught was back when I was a youngin 
I was on my bed with the laptop and usually I'm really smart with it. The way my bedroom was positioned I could see underneath the door way so I'd always make sure the hallway light was on so I could see a shadow under the door and I'd keep one ear open on my headphones so I'd never got caught.
I was literally cumming at the exact moment my brother burst into the room and I could see his shadow under the door as it happened.
I quickly flipped over, clicked the X on the top right but I looked right into his eyes as I was cumming but I was on my stomach so he couldn't tell wtf was going on.
I had the
but he asked me like, "Hey, do you know where my shirt is?"
Uh...the...what... I think it's...it's over...?
I was just rambling for a couple seconds acting confused before he was like,
"The fukk is wrong with you?" and just closed my door and left.
That was a close one. Not a troll either, I legit stared right into my brothers eyes nutting unbeknownst to him.
I was on my bed with the laptop and usually I'm really smart with it. The way my bedroom was positioned I could see underneath the door way so I'd always make sure the hallway light was on so I could see a shadow under the door and I'd keep one ear open on my headphones so I'd never got caught.
I was literally cumming at the exact moment my brother burst into the room and I could see his shadow under the door as it happened.
I quickly flipped over, clicked the X on the top right but I looked right into his eyes as I was cumming but I was on my stomach so he couldn't tell wtf was going on.
I had the
but he asked me like, "Hey, do you know where my shirt is?" Uh...the...what... I think it's...it's over...?I was just rambling for a couple seconds acting confused before he was like,
"The fukk is wrong with you?" and just closed my door and left. That was a close one. Not a troll either, I legit stared right into my brothers eyes nutting unbeknownst to him.
back when yahoo cams were poppin, i used to watch this L.A bytch finger the shyt out of herself on cam. problem was their computer was in the living room.
she would routinely finger n flash while her dad was on the couch asleep after watching 7th heaven. dude was
and his daughter would be sticking shyt up her
clearly you've never played a couple friendly rounds of the game known as "Turds With Friends" where you and a select group of your friends routinely send each other pics the most impressive shyts you've taken.
i'm currently undefeated in my league, diarrhea shots are my strength. in terms of overall volume i can't be beaten
she would routinely finger n flash while her dad was on the couch asleep after watching 7th heaven. dude was
and his daughter would be sticking shyt up her clearly you've never played a couple friendly rounds of the game known as "Turds With Friends" where you and a select group of your friends routinely send each other pics the most impressive shyts you've taken.
i'm currently undefeated in my league, diarrhea shots are my strength. in terms of overall volume i can't be beaten
The closest I ever got to be caught was back when I was a youngin
I was on my bed with the laptop and usually I'm really smart with it. The way my bedroom was positioned I could see underneath the door way so I'd always make sure the hallway light was on so I could see a shadow under the door and I'd keep one ear open on my headphones so I'd never got caught.
I was literally cumming at the exact moment my brother burst into the room and I could see his shadow under the door as it happened.
I quickly flipped over, clicked the X on the top right but I looked right into his eyes as I was cumming but I was on my stomach so he couldn't tell wtf was going on.
I had the
I was just rambling for a couple seconds acting confused before he was like,
At you and your brother being eternally connected through that nut
USSInsiders
Banned
and he ain' een' know it
Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
Funniest fukking shyt I read in a while. *sighs* why can't they bring reps back?I caught a homeboy of mine. Not in the act but I was in his room and I was clowning him about a teddy bear on his bed. I picked it up and his facial expression changed to(red flag) so im tossing this bear around and start talking bout bball and all of a sudden I notice a hole in between this bears legs
Me
Him:
Me:
Him:(silence)
Me:
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Never been caught but this reminds me of what I did to my brother one time. Back in the day we had the black cable box with the Spice channel,
Anyway, my parents weren't home and my brother decides to fall asleep in the living room. I turn on the TV and turn it onto the Spice channel and leave the scene. My parents get home and see my brother sleeping on the couch and the porn channel on,
Mom:
Bro:
Pops:
Bro:
Me:
My little brother did some shyt like that to me once. My father had a MASSIVE collection of old Playboy magazines from the 80's. My little brother took them shyts and was looking through them, in order not to get into trouble (and unbeknownst to me) he would hide each one he read under my mattress. So one day I come home from school and my mother is giving me the
. So I'm like what's up and she's like "I was cleaning around your room today and... So I go look and see all the playboys sprawled on my bed and I knew INSTANTLY it was my brother's work. He thought it was funny as hell...
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