The closest I ever got to be caught was back when I was a youngin
I was on my bed with the laptop and usually I'm really smart with it. The way my bedroom was positioned I could see underneath the door way so I'd always make sure the hallway light was on so I could see a shadow under the door and I'd keep one ear open on my headphones so I'd never got caught.
I was literally cumming at the exact moment my brother burst into the room and I could see his shadow under the door as it happened.
I quickly flipped over, clicked the X on the top right but I looked right into his eyes as I was cumming but I was on my stomach so he couldn't tell wtf was going on.
I had thebut he asked me like, "Hey, do you know where my shirt is?"
I was just rambling for a couple seconds acting confused before he was like,"The fukk is wrong with you?" and just closed my door and left.
That was a close one. Not a troll either, I legit stared right into my brothers eyes nutting unbeknownst to him.
But for real doe - you was
. Still didn't get caught tho 
...and of course that made her curious and she saw the tape then gave me hell about it when I got home...never got caught like that again lol
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, they tallkin bout I have been downlaoding illegal music/videos, looking at sexual child acts and some other bullshyt
. They say I got to use some shyt called money pak and give them 900 within 72 hours or imma be faced with a felony. So Im like 
ok
and shutoff the computer thinking its just some pop up or sum. I turn on the computer and log onto my user page and this shyt still on here. So now Im like 
"O shyt this foreal" I then reset my computer 5 more times to make sure, but this shyt aint leaving. I start yelling
at the computer hittin that mug
getting mad that this shyt happened to me. I go to my lil bro and say "bruh yo itunes downloaded something illegal and now the government blocked our computer from the internet" 
he say 
"naw nikka u was beating yo meat and broke it". Im mad worried now cause my mom is at work and gonna be home in like three hours, so I call her and tell her wassup. She get hella mad talkin bout thats on me and she aint gonna help pay, and how I better fix it or start packin my bags. Bruhs I got on my knees and started praying extra hard telling God if he helped me out I would never beat my shyt again. So then I start thinking like "dis shyt don't make no sense, I wasnt even doing nothin close to what they was describing", so I go on my phone and search the name of the FBI pop up blocker and find out that shyt is some hacker virus scam that makes people pay money, so i find out how to get rid of it by going to my computer's boot menu and rebooting everything to a safepoint (a time were everything was running ok, a checkpoint) from earlier and then that shyt was gone
, told my mom it was a virus and I fixed it. Ended up still beating my meat though
fukk no.