real life tears man
this might be the funniest thread on the coli brehs
i'm glad you were entertained by my tale
Im crying, never got caught but i did leave my fleshlight in the bathroom one time and came back to find it sitting on the shelf![]()

Never got caught directly, by had a few close calls. Last summer, I was on the computer beating it as usual, ten tabs open, butt ass naked with the homie vaseline. So Im doing my thing, then all of a sudden my screen go white and some FBI page pop up. Im like![]()

that porn a.d.d.Yea my girl caught me jackin off. I just looked at her likeand said, "come sit on this dikk"
She did.![]()

Yea my girl caught me jackin off. I just looked at her likeand said, "come sit on this dikk"
She did.![]()

I dont have anything to be ashamed about holdin my dikk. Less time i have to spend revving it up when its about to go down. I can see you all not getting p*ssy on command though.
I dont have anything to be ashamed about holdin my dikk. Less time i have to spend revving it up when its about to go down. I can see you all not getting p*ssy on command though.

Great things you cant imagine for your life, are everyday occurences for me.
Great things you cant imagine for your life, are everyday occurences for me.

Your greatest ducktale is something i already grew out of.
Your greatest ducktale is something i already grew out of.
You lie on your dikk, bytches lie and say they slept with me.