Ever been caught Jacking off ?

[ThaBronxBully]

Funniest Thread I Ever Read On Here, Holy shyt

 

[Tunez]

I read all 21 pages, I cant fcking breathe, im in tears

 

[Silkk]

My dude, why do you have a fleshlight?? like what was going through your head when you saw that shyt online??

"My dikk Hard"


Nah but that shyt builds stamina

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

I got caught by my moms and older sister. So embarassing...

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Worse one was when my college roommate caught me slightly

He came in the room I jump up fast as hell. Close the laptop

Did you use my computer earlier??

No

I open to use it and their was a old lady sucking dikk.

 

[Tunez]

"My dikk Hard"


Nah but that shyt builds stamina

 

[Silkk]

Worse one was when my college roommate caught me slightly

He came in the room I jump up fast as hell. Close the laptop

Did you use my computer earlier??

No

I open to use it and their was a old lady sucking dikk.

 

[Jone2three45]

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Never thank god.

but I almost got caught once with a girl in my room when I was 16. My gf came over, slept at my house after my mom went to bed at 11. we smashed all night, and in the morning waited for my mom to go to work to come out the room (it was summer vacation, we did this often), anyways I guess she'd been knocking but since I was in deep sleep from all the sex didn't hear, so she just opened the door, and even walked right up to the bed, my god my heart was beating so so fukking hard. I just answered yes to the question and said I was naked (cause I was, as was the girl), and she was like "oh" and walked out. Ol girl was under the blanket in a fetal position and some how my mom didn't think twice about it, she thought it was a pillow and bunched up blanket or something. fukk man, I can't believe how close that was, imagine she catches me and a naked latina in my bed right before work.

 

[Silkk]

Never thank god.

but I almost got caught once with a girl in my room when I was 16. My gf came over, slept at my house after my mom went to bed at 11. we smashed all night, and in the morning waited for my mom to go to work to come out the room (it was summer vacation, we did this often), anyways I guess she'd been knocking but since I was in deep sleep from all the sex didn't hear, so she just opened the door, and even walked right up to the bed, my god my heart was beating so so fukking hard. I just answered yes to the question and said I was naked (cause I was, as was the girl), and she was like "oh" and walked out. Ol girl was under the blanket in a fetal position and some how my mom didn't think twice about it, she thought it was a pillow and bunched up blanket or something. fukk man, I can't believe how close that was, imagine she catches me and a naked latina in my bed right before work.

She probably knew, room probably was smelling like porcupine meat

 

[Tunez]

She probably knew, room probably was smelling like porcupine meat

 

[Tommy Knocks]

She probably knew, room probably was smelling like porcupine meat

I keep thinking 'maybe', but she's evil, I think she would say something. I dunno. 50/50 chance.

 

[Solano707]

"My dikk Hard"


Nah but that shyt builds stamina

nikka im weak over here lmfao

 

[Silkk]

nikka im weak over here lmfao

Went from a 1 minute man to a 6 minute Superman

 

[Solano707]

Went from a 1 minute man to a 6 minute Superman

ahh jezus have mercy lol