Ever disregard your coaches instructions?

[feast__5]

I ran point so I would bring the ball down calling a play to only take a NBA 3.


"Run it! 2! 2!"

Takes a long three....​

Best part about playing point guard lol or pretending you didn't coach and going down the court improvising

 

[KplusK]

Sr year I was defensive captain and regularly pretended I couldn't get the signals and called my own plays . I was the only SR LB (we had a real young team and went like 3-5 that year then all them young nikkas pulled it together and made it to the state semis the next year ) and even when we'd run what the DC called sometimes I'd just switch positions with another LB so I could blitz or so I could play weakside for a few plays (try being a 5'10" 200lb kid playing MLB every play )

yo thats crazy cause i used to do the same shyt but i was in ytl and small as fucc for a middle linebacker plus was second string i was calling anything on the field lucky our defense was very good we lost one game that season to fussing eastchester of all teams and its crazy cause i dint even play that game

 

[HoldThisL]

So my math teacher said to only do problems 1-5, but nikka I did all the problems on the test .





































I got a F cause I didnt follow instructions

 

[Nic Kush GDOD]

My life coach told me to stay away from unstable women no matter how good they look...

 

[hotbeezie]

My senior year, Coach wanted me to dive on a ball for an onside kick in a game we were getting blowed out in the 2nd quarter in the first round of the playoffs.

I gotcha coach

I get out there and think about it,

I'm going college next year I don't need this


Let's just say I support Cam's decision 100%

 

[hotbeezie]

Sr year I was defensive captain and regularly pretended I couldn't get the signals and called my own plays . I was the only SR LB (we had a real young team and went like 3-5 that year then all them young nikkas pulled it together and made it to the state semis the next year ) and even when we'd run what the DC called sometimes I'd just switch positions with another LB so I could blitz or so I could play weakside for a few plays (try being a 5'10" 200lb kid playing MLB every play )

I got pulled from a game for a few possessions because I called a Mike Blitz three times in row on some
...

Tryna pad my stats on a scrub team cause my people was there after Katrina hit.

 

[Fade Runner 2049]

. If u fake punted with 30 seconds left and ran 4 yards for the 1st that would have took at least 5 seconds off the clock, even if the other team had all their timeouts y'all would have just QB kneeled the clock out, so again,

 

[Motife43]

You know how that one guy puts up an ill advised shot and coach be like

then it goes in and he's like...

It's similar to my story

I played at a Christian school, we had a nice JV squad where most of us were middle school, but we dominated cats older than us and won the JV championship. I was unheralded that 8th grade year, just a hustle player, got rebounds, would get a couple layups every few games. Bo Outlaw status. This was a time when small private schools in Georgia and the nation were dominating and churning out high major D1 guys: SW Atlanta Christian (Dwight Howard and Javaris Crittenton), Community Christian (bunch of foreign dudes who all went D1), Montrose in Maryland with Kevin Durant. You get the picture.

Anyways, summer heading into my 9th grade year, I was hitting a growth spurt, went from 5'8" to 5'10-11. I wanted to be a true part of the dynasty we were building. We went to a team basketball camp in Tennessee and I was having an ok camp. This game in particular I was gettin dominated by a bigger kid from Alamance County in NC, I'll never forget Stocky white kid, he was like Kevin Love in the post abusing me. So the game goes on, we end up tied at the end of regulation. They had a sudden death OT. My team gets a defensive board, bring it up court, they kick it to me....

Coach: PASS the ball Motife!
Me:*Shoots the 18 ft jumper* Nothing but net

Whole team and varsity team mobs me

The dynasty never took off, all our best players left, coaches left. I left after that 9th grade year. Now I post on the Coli

 

[Easy-E]

*sees a Basketball thread by @Buckeye Fever in the Coli'*

 

[Floyd Pinkerton]

extremely unfunny fake story

aren't you like 50 years old? get off the fukking internet

Negged.

 

[Robert California]

The coached fukked up by not believing in your athleticism in the first place
Had the coach shown you that confidence, the Offense would've taken the field like after you got that first down.
ya'll might've even won too

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

I ran track in college, always the 100m and 200m.

One time, during this meet against a pac-12 rival, I didn't listen.

I finished my races already, and I was already hollerin at the female sprinters.

Coach comes up to me interrupting and shyt talkin bout he wants me to run the 400 during one meet, at the last minute, because somebody else pulled a hamstring.
I never ran the 400 before, but I said why not. I didn't want to seem intimidated in front of this chick.

The coach was telling me to go 90% for the first 3/4th then go all out the last 100.

I'm like ok

The race starts, i'm focused as usual....as usual....as if it were a 100 or 200.

I start tearing ass around the first 100-200m and i'm out in front

We just hit the 300m mark and i'm still out front, oh snap I might wash these nikkas my first time running this shyt.

Then we hit the last 100m and uhh wait a minute....can't breath, slowing down, I hit the damn wall

I start struggling like a fat bytch chasing after an ice cream truck, nikkas is passing me left and right. My teammates in the stands lookin at me like The chick lookin at me like

I finished stone last in that motherfukker

Coach comes at me like Starts chewing my ass out while i'm trying not to pass out.

Dude threw his clipboard on the ground and everything and nikkas lookin at me like

Safe to say I stuck with the 100 200 after that

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

I ran track in college, always the 100m and 200m.

One time, during this meet against a pac-12 rival, I didn't listen.

What are your PBs?

 

[Malta]

What are your PBs?

So you did track and got a broke jumper? Interesting

 

[smitty22]

Dont laugh, but I was the punter on our high school team.

We were tied and had the ball on our 40 yd line on 4th down & 4 with 30 seconds left.

I get sent out to punt and take our chances in overtime. In my head i was like "im fakin this punt and gettin the 1st down."

The long snapper snaps it to me and i take off running and pick up the 1st.

Im like

The crowd goes crazy. Coach looks in the air like and the coordinators lookin like

The offense comes back on the field and the fukkin runnin back gets the ball punched out his hands and they run it back 50 yds for the score. Im in the back by the benches feelin like

Everybody runnin towards me with their helmets in their hands talkin bout "WHY AINT U PUNT?!"

I just sat there like

Immediately laughs