Ever disregard your coaches instructions?

[Miggs]

Breh you too big to be a punter aint you got Killer Mikes body profile...

 

[Bilz]

On my baseball team, whatever your main strength was, it got built up into mythical proportions. For me it was speed, the manager thought I could outrun the ball.

I was on third base and our guy pops up to short, just barely outside the infield dirt. Manager yells "tag, you're scoring" and I was like and get thrown out by a mile. I look back at the manager and hes like "what happened? I thought you had it but you got a bad jump"

Next game, he tried to pull the same thing and I pretended to loose my footing coming off the base and then shrugged and went back. Sorry coach

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

What are your PBs?

~ 10.4-10.5 officially for the 100.

~22.xx for the 200.

And I think I did a 6.7- 6.8 in the 60.

Oh I also did a 4.42 40 at a football tryout one time (hand timed).

However, if you ask me right now I feel like I can beat that. I never stopped training and I always felt like a late bloomer.

 

[Fenian]

we're near the end of a game for the school and the manager was going over some shyte about what we should do when the ball is inbounded. I never actually heard any of it and just say "aye got you." I'm pg so I get the ball size up my matchup like and got to work. I proceed to create no separation, get doubled and launch a long two fadeaway thinking I'm kobe. I don't even draw iron.

I used to do that shyt all the time but basketball isn't a popular sport here so there was no one to take my place on the team.

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

I hated spotting up for jumpers so all my shots either came off the dribble or I drove it. I was actually good at both but my coach swore it screwed with the flow of the offense so I eventually got benched

 

[ChiTownGuevera]

ALL The TIME b i played bball n football (soccer) back in hs..man i was feelin myself, you couldn't tell me nothin

i wasn't scared to try out tricks during game b...only reason my coaches ever put up with me was b/c I was actually a really good player

I ran the point for my HS varsity Bball team all the way up n till my Junior yr cuz some random ass nikka from different school came n just jacked my spot, I was salty as hell

so thats when I decided to pursue football (soccer) seriously..ended up wining 5A state soccer champion in my senior yr n ur boy was one the best goal scorer in the tournament n was ranked in the top 10 player in all of mile high

Then I had the privilege to play for Colorado Rapids academy. which is like the equivalent to NBA's developmental league in the MLS..but it just didn't work out my ambition was far greater than my potential..

Just couldn't see myself playin in the USL or MLS..(im sure I would've made it). My dream was to play in the EPL

 

[MikelArteta]

I ran track in college, always the 100m and 200m.

One time, during this meet against a pac-12 rival, I didn't listen.

I finished my races already, and I was already hollerin at the female sprinters.

Coach comes up to me interrupting and shyt talkin bout he wants me to run the 400 during one meet, at the last minute, because somebody else pulled a hamstring.
I never ran the 400 before, but I said why not. I didn't want to seem intimidated in front of this chick.

The coach was telling me to go 90% for the first 3/4th then go all out the last 100.

I'm like ok

The race starts, i'm focused as usual....as usual....as if it were a 100 or 200.

I start tearing ass around the first 100-200m and i'm out in front

We just hit the 300m mark and i'm still out front, oh snap I might wash these nikkas my first time running this shyt.

Then we hit the last 100m and uhh wait a minute....can't breath, slowing down, I hit the damn wall

I start struggling like a fat bytch chasing after an ice cream truck, nikkas is passing me left and right. My teammates in the stands lookin at me like The chick lookin at me like

I finished stone last in that motherfukker

Coach comes at me like Starts chewing my ass out while i'm trying not to pass out.

Dude threw his clipboard on the ground and everything and nikkas lookin at me like

Safe to say I stuck with the 100 200 after that

that happaned to me but in the 1500, after two laps i got a cramp and was like derek redmond limping to the finish line

 

[IslandG]

yeah basketball. The coach told us to keep the plays simple. Nothing fancy. Next play I saw a guy cutting baseline behind the defense. Was too good an opporunity to pass up. I threw him the alley oop. Pinpoint . Dude still missed the dunk . Coach gave me the old . Spent the rest of the game on the bench.

 

[Cynic]

extremely unfunny fake story

aren't you like 50 years old? get off the fukking internet

damn

 

[GPBear]

i'm extremely unatheletic, so I don't have any coaching stories, but I got some hs sports stories

one time in gym I skipped the day we ran the mile, so I had to make up for it running around the track while everyone played soccer on the field inside the track.

I'm slow and fat and have terrible clothes so this mormon (only kid in our 2000 student highschool that ever got his ass kicked [repeatedly]) starts giving me shyt.

We're about to go back into the locker room, and this Eminem looking white gangster comes up to me and pulls this like 8 inch butterfly knife out of his pocket asking if I wanted to stab him




I was an editor on the school paper, and because I was , I thought'd it'd be funny to have 3 of the newspaper cats take on 3 varsity cats at halftime of the Teachers vs Students game

I go in there, have mt dew and shyt in the stands to bribe the other players. It worked, but eventually the varsity SG drives to the basket and straight elbows me right in the nose


I start bleeding (luckily, I was out of breath as fukk), so I walk over to sideline, where Josh Johnson, 103 weight state champ in wrestling comes up and goes,

"You know what we do when we bleed? We go back out there and wrestle! "

I turn and go, "Josh Johnson, you don't want my blood on your balls, I have HIV"


Then I turned to the crowd, flashed them my man t*ts, got the reaction, and dipped

 

[Rocket Scientist]

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

Jr year of HS I played DE and I hated getting in a 4 point stance. I was a bit athletic so I preferred standing up and rushing. I wasn't Von Miller, but I made my fair share of plays.
So my lame ass DLine coach hated me standing up. He was one of those "I don't care if it works. Do it how I tell you to do it" kind of coaches. But I never argued with him at practice. This nikka was like 6'5 325lbs played college ball in the 80s .

I remember a playoff game I stood up one play because I knew they were running it on my side. I heard this nikka screaming to get down. I literally waved him off . Got a sack and a forced fumble. He was yelling and told me I was done for that game. I told our D-Coordinator, who was a fukkking genius, and he told me to ignore him and go back in when we get back on defense. I looked at my DLine coach like and never had him say anything to me about it again.

 

[Jimi Swagger]

I did track & field so no.

 

[MarloStanTrill]

Jr year of HS I played DE and I hated getting in a 4 point stance. I was a bit athletic so I preferred standing up and rushing. I wasn't Von Miller, but I made my fair share of plays.
So my lame ass DLine coach hated me standing up. He was one of those "I don't care if it works. Do it how I tell you to do it" kind of coaches. But I never argued with him at practice. This nikka was like 6'5 325lbs played college ball in the 80s .

I remember a playoff game I stood up one play because I knew they were running it on my side. I heard this nikka screaming to get down. I literally waved him off . Got a sack and a forced fumble. He was yelling and told me I was done for that game. I told our D-Coordinator, who was a fukkking genius, and he told me to ignore him and go back in when we get back on defense. I looked at my DLine coach like and never had him say anything to me about it again.

dab on

 

[BucciMane]

extremely unfunny fake story

aren't you like 50 years old? get off the fukking internet