Ever Found A Family Member's Porn Stash?

[iamstr8fire]

I was talking to my cousin today and for whatever reason I thought about when we found his pop's porn stash. Funny thing is his dad was a super religious dude too. In our church he was EASILY the top deacon and next in line to be the preacher.

One day he sent us out to his work truck to pick up a few tools. The deed shouldn't have taken more than 3 minutes max. His instructions were to look behind the seat, pick up the tools, and bring them back. When we pushed the seat back we found 4 or 5 Juggs (or something like that) magazines. This was back in the mid 90's when porn mags were still viable. Uncle was into some weird ish too b/c these weren't the smooth in-shape PAWGS from like playboy. These were 45-60 year old wrinkly chicks with looooong chewed up titties and such.

I aint gonna lie, I still looked through all the pictures though . 'Twas my first time with full access to porn.

We came back to the house like 10 minutes later and he goes 'what took so long'. Me and my cousin both had that look like . I started laughing and he got that look on his face like I gotta keep these lil nigglets quiet.

He immediately goes into negotiation mode and starts trying to offer us food and other little stuff. Then I remembered that he had been stonewalling us on Wrestlemania 12. To us that ish was like the Super Bowl. Me and cuz had already talked about basically blackmailing him into buying it, but cuz froze up at the moment of truth.

Cuz tried to let him slide easy with some rented games, but I was like nah Unc. What you got on that Wrestlemania???? He paused for a second and then gave in.



That iron man match was piff too.

 

[AllHolosEve]

my boys pops had a hidden crawl space in the attic wit his collection of playboys goin back to like before we was born & a movie stash in his dresser, my moms bf had a movie & book stash in a box in the closet in the basement, etc... we used to sneak & trade sh!t... one of my guys got busted wit movies i gave him, i came to get em his moms was like bein a young n!gga... at memories....

 

[TYBG]

Found my pops stash of videos but I dug too deep and saw my mom's vibrator. shyt looked like a mini light saber. Had the D batteries fallen out and everything

 

[iamstr8fire]

Found my pops stash of videos but I dug too deep and saw my mom's vibrator. shyt looked like a mini light saber. Had the D batteries fallen out and everything

@ the batteries falling out.

 

[ThumpDaddy]

Me and a couple of my cousin's found my uncle's Playboy stash. My cousin was like, "where the black girls at"? We at the time didn't care because we saw p*ssy and we didn't care what color it was. Then I found 2 of my dad's books. They was like dirty novels describing every detail. They had a couple of pictures but it put me in the mind of a dirty Goosebumps book.

 

[Real]

I was helping my uncle move one day and found his stash. He had about 14 tapes, three were straight 80's porn, the rest was gay porn

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

I was talking to my cousin today and for whatever reason I thought about when we found his pop's porn stash. Funny thing is his dad was a super religious dude too. In our church he was EASILY the top deacon and next in line to be the preacher.

One day he sent us out to his work truck to pick up a few tools. The deed shouldn't have taken more than 3 minutes max. His instructions were to look behind the seat, pick up the tools, and bring them back. When we pushed the seat back we found 4 or 5 Juggs (or something like that) magazines. This was back in the mid 90's when porn mags were still viable. Uncle was into some weird ish too b/c these weren't the smooth in-shape PAWGS from like playboy. These were 45-60 year old wrinkly chicks with looooong chewed up titties and such.

I aint gonna lie, I still looked through all the pictures though . 'Twas my first time with full access to porn.

We came back to the house like 10 minutes later and he goes 'what took so long'. Me and my cousin both had that look like . I started laughing and he got that look on his face like I gotta keep these lil nigglets quiet.

He immediately goes into negotiation mode and starts trying to offer us food and other little stuff. Then I remembered that he had been stonewalling us on Wrestlemania 12. To us that ish was like the Super Bowl. Me and cuz had already talked about basically blackmailing him into buying it, but cuz froze up at the moment of truth.

Cuz tried to let him slide easy with some rented games, but I was like nah Unc. What you got on that Wrestlemania???? He paused for a second and then gave in.



That iron man match was piff too.

 

[Danie84]

My brother had a stash with busty white Slores

Then we got cable, and I discovered the Spice Channel, and well

 

[Freestyle Phantom3.0]

My mom found my stash of "Swank" Magazine back in the day haha. I went to Vermont for the weekend with my pops and came back and the shyt was gone.

I used to keep em in a Dan Marino Wheaties box

My mom never said anything about it, even to this day. Glad I avoided that awkward conversation

 

[PopOnCloud9]

My cousin found my uncle's stash, then he showed me where the gold mine was. We made him break bread on a few mags he had or else we'd tell our aunt. No one snitched, but he eventually got busted when the cable bill came in one day and there was a bunch of pornos on there. I would have taken the fall for his whole stash but this was around the time the internet porn game was coming into play so he was on his own.

 

[iamstr8fire]

I was helping my uncle move one day and found his stash. He had about 14 tapes, three were straight 80's porn, the rest was gay porn

 

[unit321]

I had a neighbor friend who found his father's Penthouse stash. It was crazy. This is back in the day so all the models had a gigantic triangular bush. It was still wild. I tried not to get a boner while the dude was flipping through pages.

 

[Chief]

I had a neighbor friend who found his father's Penthouse stash. It was crazy. This is back in the day so all the models had a gigantic triangular bush. It was still wild. I tried not to get a boner while the dude was flipping through pages.[/QUOTE]

how did that work out?

 

[DaRealness]

I haven't found anyone's porn, but someone in my family found my booty mags and to let me know it was discovered they scribbled out some of the pages. It was fukking with me for a long time cos I didn't know who the hell it was and I wasn't about to try and ask any questions either. Whoever it was must have been feeling the whole time while I was on edge like .

 

[unit321]

I had a neighbor friend who found his father's Penthouse stash. It was crazy. This is back in the day so all the models had a gigantic triangular bush. It was still wild. I tried not to get a boner while the dude was flipping through pages.[/QUOTE]

how did that work out?

I don't remember. That was a long time ago. I think I got a boner though. I am a heterosexual. Make sense?