Ever Found A Family Member's Porn Stash?

[DreadHead P]

hit the jackpot at my uncles house one day, left the crib wit like 8 VHS's stuffed in my pockets

 

[ClassyME]

Never found anyone's stash but my girl's brother came in from Cali so he was cool and whatnot. 2 months later we're all watching TV and he goes "OH I ALMOST FORGOT... YOU GIRLS ARE NASTY .... idk which one of you this belongs to but I thought it was a pen and when I clicked the top... IT VIBRATES? yeah, ya'll nasty AF "

Me n my friend looked at each other like It was in the living room too! ...

As far as family stash... I only found a few of my cousins' web stashes, stumbled upon a couple of "big booty ebony in action"

 

[unit321]

Well, not a friend or relative, but when I was a cop and working breaking and entering incidents, I would find a huge stash sometimes.
One place, they ransacked only the master bedroom. All other rooms were not messed up. The master bedroom was a mess. Clothes on the floor, drawers pulled out and emptied. While investigating, I look around for possible clues. This guy had a water bed frame with a regular mattress. This furniture had cabinets in the headboard. Anyway, the cabinets were opened and emptied and messed around with. One had a bunch of adult video DVDs. No DVDs were taken. So, I'm just looking at the covers' images and titles and I'm thinking, wow, this collection is great. All black-on-black action. Mainly light-skinned women getting boned and such.

 

[Jasmine20]

My brothers porn movies.

And my parents sextape.

 

[Grifter]

Found my dad's, mostly magazine and books. some were though.

My uncle had some top notch porn kind of hidden.

 

[Boolean]

My brothers porn movies.

And my parents sextape.

 

[Chief]

My brothers porn movies.

And my parents sextape.

you need to go to a hypnotherapist to have that memory buried

 

[Nemesis]

you need to go to a hypnotherapist to have that memory buried

Nah....son needs to buy a Delorean with a flux capacitor, go back in time 5 minutes before he finds the tape and destroy the evidence....

 

[Blankthawtz]

Found my pops vhs stash back in the 90's.. .one time I came home from school and popped one in cuz I knew I had the crib to myself for at least another 2 hours. .pops called while I was midway in jerk mode...I didn't answer the phone....just let the answering machine get it....my pops started calling my name thinking I would pick up when I heard him. ..after he hung up I went back to the ...20 mins later u hear house keys entering the front door.. ....pops must have had the sixth sense cuz he came in and started inspecting.. ..I barely had time to pull my pants up and toss his tape in the cut so I could put it back later...pops seen his dresser draw open and it was a wrap. ...

 

[Why-Fi]

my grand dad

god bless his soul

 

[mortuus est]

I was helping my uncle move one day and found his stash. He had about 14 tapes, three were straight 80's porn, the rest was gay porn

 

[Metta World Movement]

Found my mother's magazines

Them trashy shyts with the fake-ass articles/stories about how a woman met a new man that excited her and set her loins on fire.....it would have photos of the 'characters' in the story....half-naked women gettin' their necks sucked by nikkas and lookin' like

I jacked off to those stories a few times

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

I spent the night over my uncles and waited for him to fall asleep so i could fap. Its like 3am and I press play on the movie then I hear him get up out of bed to come to the living room where I was. He came in and was like "I can't sleep pop in a movie." I said "a movie is in there already". He said "what is it?" I said "its a nasty movie I thought it was somwthing else". He said "well let it play".

 

[iamstr8fire]

My brothers porn movies.

And my parents sextape.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

speaking of porn stash, how i properly delete my web history before my family comes to my crib for Thanksgiving?