Ever Found A Family Member's Porn Stash?

[The Antagonist]

I used to stay at my grandmas house on weekends as a kid, and my older cousin would stay there at times too. I found store bought shyt that he had, not to mention he would order PPV porn and then record it over old WWF tapes I had recorded.

 

[Steve Piffler]

DAWG!!!!! this thread has me at work

 

[Steve Piffler]

speaking of porn stash, how i properly delete my web history before my family comes to my crib for Thanksgiving?

that's why you buy a desktop AND a laptop. guests can use the desktop, but the laptop is OFF LIMITS TO ANYONE BUT YOU

step ya internet porn game up homie....

 

[SheWasFly]

My uncle has an unfinished basement and stashes his in the ceiling boards. Coincidentally my aunt keeps her sewing shyt in a ceiling board too, asked me to go get it, I reached in the wrong one and his entire stash of porn fell on me. DVD's, books, magazines. shyt was disgusting.

 

[patscorpio]

found my pops 2 vhs tapes when i was 8...it was mixed in with the boxing stuff he recorded on vhs...i remember asking my mom what indiana joan was? i thought it was indiana jones but it was written wrong...she snapped at me and told me to put it back...so later on i snuck it out while my mother was sleeping and i put in the vhs in the basement TV...i was like ..didn't know what i watching or what they were doing but it was something special..by the way indiana joan was a horrific racially insensitive porn...white girl explorer getting fukked by african "natives" saying ooga booga and shyt like that

 

[The Jewnited States]

found my uncles stash of playboys that seemed to be all categorized and dating back to the 60's. he literally had hundreds in different plastic containers.




when he finally got the internet though...he went into straight perv mode

 

[ThugLife]

Found my pops stash of videos but I dug too deep and saw my mom's vibrator. shyt looked like a mini light saber. Had the D batteries fallen out and everything

How you know that wasn't your dad's vibrator?

 

[iamstr8fire]

found my uncles stash of playboys that seemed to be all categorized and dating back to the 60's. he literally had hundreds in different plastic containers.




when he finally got the internet though...he went into straight perv mode

He wasn't in straight perv mode before?

 

[iamstr8fire]

speaking of porn stash, how i properly delete my web history before my family comes to my crib for Thanksgiving?

Depends. What browser do you have?

 

[sanityovar8ted]

i found my moms stash of porn when i was like 10 i sat and watched the videos for hours, then in my 20s my mom had some stuff in my storage closet and i was moving so i went thru the stuff it was all types of dildos and vibrators in there , i have never looked at my mom the same again ever

 

[Dank Hill]

The only thing i ever found was that mildly entertaining r-kelly tape. And i fukked that up by leaving it in the dvd player when some friends came to my front door. Needless to say, it ws pretty interesting when i got back home.

 

[bangbreh]

my dad bought a convenience store that had a video joint on the side...
i came home one day and stumbled across that tonya harding vid

 

[Daniel.]

My father's...like 2 years ago. He would get bootleg DVD's and ask me if I wanted any to take back to my apartment and one time I went through em when he wasn't there to see what he had only to find a whole bunch of Big Booty Latina's videos and shyt. I was in tears.

 

[newworldafro]

I haven't found anyone's porn, but someone in my family found my booty mags and to let me know it was discovered they scribbled out some of the pages. It was fukking with me for a long time cos I didn't know who the hell it was and I wasn't about to try and ask any questions either. Whoever it was must have been feeling the whole time while I was on edge like .

....at somebody trolling your stash like that.... straight scribblign out pages...... you at the dinner table trying to get a sense of of it is ... hilarious...

I remember one of my childhood friends, I went over his house to hang out for the afternoon, we're like 12 years old....first off all this nikka straight gave me a box of Teddy Grahams... I'm like yeah , so I'm eating and then I'm seeing ants crawling up my hand........ I"m eating ants ... I'm ....about ready to leave but he live way out in the burbs.....so my day was made better when he showed me his dad's stash, first time I'd ever seen porn in magazine... I was definitely ....

 

[Taadow]

Bro...

A li'l nicca was in 10th grade and my grades was slippin' because I not long before that I got my first job, and when I came home I was hittin' the PlayStation hard. My folks didn't play that ish, so I had to cut down on my work hours and they unhooked my PS until next quarter when my grades got back up to where they wanted.

One day I was like "Damn, i'm FEENIN' for some Madden - imma find my chit" so I went to go find where they hid my PS. I went in dad's closet and on the top shelf I found a good size box.

It had VHS tapes (my dad is way old) in it with no labels. Ya boy puts it in the player and OH BOY...

Let me tell you, these chits was cut. Like, they were compilatons and all it was was 1) broad gettin' naked, (2) broad suckin' the deeznick, (3) couple minutes of sex, then fast foward to the money shot.

Not one fucc was given about the PlayStation for a couple months.