Ever spend the night at a cac's house?

[Reality]

funny...alot of yall had cac friends growing up...I knew one white chick as a kid...she was the only white person in my elementary school...high school was mixed but i only dealt with this italian kid for sports betting

I never had a white person i was cool with until I started working

I grew up in a mostly white area and only had 1 maybe 2 true white friends growing up.

In certain parts of the country (looking at the south) having white "friends" is almost shorthand for being a c00n. 98.8 % of the time, white people show their true colors and "try" you as soon as they think they're on good terms with you.

 

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

I grew up in a mostly white area and only had 1 maybe 2 true white friends growing up.

In certain parts of the country (looking at the south) having white "friends" is almost shorthand for being a c00n. 98.8 % of the time, white people show their true colors and "try" you as soon as they think they're on good terms with you.

makes sense..I grew up in the Bronx...there was ZERO white people in my neighborhood...everyone was black, puerto rican (or some other latino) it never even hit me that i didnt know whites growing up (until i became an adult)

 

[Henny and_ HotWings]

once...playing cards at a co-workers house..fell out on his couch
nothing weird happened at all

woke up and saw his wife titties tho when she went to the bathroom....

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[desjardins]

Yes, first time I had ever had to take a shower with my hands

 

[Henny and_ HotWings]

When I was About 12 I stayed over my friend Michael’s crib.... he was a Jew.... but U could clearly tell his family weren’t STRICT Jews... they cursed a lot in his house, talked raunchy, his parents let his 16 year old brother smoke cigarettes without a care, his parents had a HUGE porn collection too. They were actually kinda dysfunctional but u could tell they had a lotta love for each other...


His mother was definitely a MILF.... very nice looking white woman I must admit.


I was only 12 and she was pushing 40 but u could clearly tell that she was very pretty, she had a couple tattoos, didnt wear much clothes around the house and drove a motorcycle... here and her husband were in a bike club.....not to sound like a buck/ c00n but I had a bit of a crush on his mom .... she was cool as fukk, never made me feel awkward or unwanted, never brought race or other differences into claim.

My only issue was their food was under seasoned and their dog was always shedding like a mother fukker


One night I get up to go to the bathroom and I could hear that his Dad was PILE DRIVING THE shyt OUTTA HIS MOMS in the bedroom....


So I decided to slide up to their door and get a closer listen (me being the perverted 12 year old that I was)


I really sat there and listened to his moms cakes get beat up for the next 10 minutes

The next morning his moms made us French toast, all I could think about was his mother getting piped down and her moaning n groaning the night before. I remember being jealous of his Dad actually



After that I wanted to spend the night damn near every week just so I could be around his mother......



I know I was only 12, but now that I look back at it, I’m so ashamed

 

[Couth]

I used to have a white friend.

He was super into sports/basketball. We would hoop then go to his house and play 2k.

His dad was like some pothead who barely spoke. And his step mom was some short ugly bytch who was obviously getting her pockets wacked.

Pretty chill. We only stopped hanging out because i moved

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

When I was About 12 I stayed over my friend Michael’s crib.... he was a Jew.... but U could clearly tell his family weren’t STRICT Jews... they cursed a lot in his house, talked raunchy, his parents let his 16 year old brother smoke cigarettes without a care, his parents had a HUGE porn collection too. They were actually kinda dysfunctional but u could tell they had a lotta love for each other...


His mother was definitely a MILF.... very nice looking white woman I must admit.


I was only 12 and she was pushing 40 but u could clearly tell that she was very pretty, she had a couple tattoos, didnt wear much clothes around the house and drove a motorcycle... here and her husband were in a bike club.....not to sound like a buck/ c00n but I had a bit of a crush on his mom .... she was cool as fukk, never made me feel awkward or unwanted, never brought race or other differences into claim.

My only issue was their food was under seasoned and their dog was always shedding like a mother fukker


One night I get up to go to the bathroom and I could hear that his Dad was PILE DRIVING THE shyt OUTTA HIS MOMS in the bedroom....


So I decided to slide up to their door and get a closer listen (me being the perverted 12 year old that I was)


I really sat there and listened to his moms cakes get beat up for the next 10 minutes

The next morning his moms made us French toast, all I could think about was his mother getting piped down and her moaning n groaning the night before. I remember being jealous of his Dad actually



After that I wanted to spend the night damn near every week just so I could be around his mother......



I know I was only 12, but now that I look back at it, I’m so ashamed

Should've busted in the room on some

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[Kenny WRLD]

A lot lol

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

never in my life.

You use their lotion and hair products in the morning? Do they even have lotion?

 

[Henny and_ HotWings]

Should've busted in the room on some

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shyt man, who u tellin??? I shoulda definitely did that!!

 

[Axolotl]

True story:

Was “friends” with a cac in middle school. For some reason he invited me to spend the night. shyt was awkward out the gate. It was like time stopped when I walked in. They were just examining me.

I forgot what room I slept in, but it wasn’t his room. The next day dude tried to tell me a ****** joke. I felt so lame for even being friends with him and not knowing he was a racist. I stopped him as soon as he asked for permission and wandered off to this other kid’s house I knew in that neighborhood. He was Samoan but adopted by white folks and hated them.

I spent the rest of the time with him doing random shyt and returned to the other dude’s house when it was time for me to be picked up. I didn’t say shyt to that dude ever again. Not even when I went back to his house to be picked up.

The crazy part, he was a member of my church until we both graduated high school, so I’d see him and act like I didn’t know him for years after that.

it seems like in all your stories people are mad comfortable with calling u a n*gger , whats going on with u breh breh??

 

[Vandelay]

I lived in the suburbs until I was 12. I had a fair amount of white friends in elementary school, so yeah. Never really got a weird vibe...just kind of enamored with how "rich" they seemed. All had houses with multi car garages.

Now the Asian families I knew were all on that bullshyt...Chinese and Indian alike.

 

[Kwabena]

I've only infiltrated Ghanaian, Nigerian, and Filipino households

 

[Masenko]

Yo I just gotta say you guys have met some whacked out people. There ain't ever been the levels of gone on where I live. Sure I've been to houses of problem children when I was younger, but we'd do kid shyt, play video games and ain't ever have to worry about a knife in the back going to sleep


Anyway you dudes stay safe

 

[Afro]

they'd always be asleep while I'd be laid up wondering how much melanin I lost because of my actions earlier.

That’s them cac demons infiltrating yo soul!

I'll share a brief one.

Messing around with this tall blonde in high school. Went over her house for the first time and I met her pops. I shook his hand, introduced myself and went into her room.

She's looking at me like I have five heads.

Blonde: "Did you shake his hand?! WHY?!"



Me: "I was being polite?"








*silence*





Blonde: He just got done jackin it in front of the computer"











*silence*








Me:




Blonde:




Me:





Blonde:






Me: bathroom!


Now I watch where people get up/ leave from whenever I shake someone's hands

shyts demonic friends




....

My hands still don't feel clean