Ever spend the night at a cac's house?

Yaboysix

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Yeah once to my boy cody House while his parents were away on a trip. He lived in The Woods somewhere and Had to sneak me in after Dark so his neighbors wouldn't see and tell his parents. He was a Sony /PlayStation kid and i was gonna put him up on that smash bros melee!


Everything was cool except he had to cage his dog in his room cuz that muthafukka wouldn't stop barking at me.. It was that "i hate ******s " gumm showing barking too! Old racist ass mongrel.. Im still offended by that mutt lol.
 

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A couple of yall brehs got some MILF stories in dis bihh! Damn i was missing out LMAO.

Maybe i can still get me one...
 

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You know that one white kid in class that got that edgelord look down? The one that look like he might have a shyt ton of weapons and potentially be a school shooter on the low?

...Yeah, turns out that kid had weapons out the ass in his room and is heavy into Hentai (don't google that :whoa:). Moms was definitely fukkable though. :ehh:
 

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Never spent the night, but almost one time with a classmate. This like 4th...5th grade, my boy Wesley and I were aspiring artists/comic creators. I find out that he lives nearby, and he invites me to chill and he would ask his mom if I could stay overnight...that was the plan anyway. I get over there and dude living lavish af. His dad is like the owner of a warehouse for bus manufacturing or storage....pretty caked tho. Wes had all the action figures, SEGA, SNES, gameboy, pogs, and baseball cards n shyt. The nikka room looked like the kid rooms from tv, posters of joe Montana on the wall, matching bedding, fluffy pillows...yeah plural, a desk, bean bag chairs n shyt. It was overload for me. :mjcry:

I thought back to my single wide trailer we were living in at the time, with my sliding door entry to a room barely bigger than a closet. My decorating attempts using ripped pages from a couple comics and magazines that I would steal from the local grocery store. I feel small. I shake it off and unzip my bookbag to retrieve my prized possession and what I had thought would impress this muthafukka; a pretty pristine GI Joe Snake Eye figurine....or it might have been the Ultimate Warrior joint with the finger hole in the back....it was a long time ago. Either way, Wes looked at that shyt, pulled a box from under his bed and dumped like the entire cast of every cartoon out on the carpet. I look at him and I couldn't tell "still can't" determine if he was trying to impress me or shyt on me. I look back and see his mom in the doorway looking down at us with a "proud?" look. I felt weird. :francis:

I ate the dinner they served.
I played a couple hours of Battle Toads.
I lied about feeling sick.
I got picked up by moms.

I never went back over, but me and Wes stayed cool until I prefered p*ssy over playtime.:yeshrug:

This brings back painful memories I had somehow blocked off..thanks:francis:

Went to my white boy Kyle's house, and his room looked like his father was Santa himself..and I'm not just talking basic plastic toys made in Taiwan, but the high end metal ones which are basically the hobby shyt adults are into:mjcry:

shyt made me feel small as fukk..I mean, I got toys here and there but my family was frugal and had bigger priorities.

I realized once as an adult that our kids lack confidence in this world because they are so restricted whereas white kids have no boundaries.
We tell our kids they cant touch anything, can run amock, have to seen and not heard etc etc. whereas white kids are taught the opposite. Little wonder why they grow up to succeed believing they own this world and we are just guests or something.
 

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One of my best friends growing up was white. He lived with his mom. She was a good cook actually :obama:

Made greek food :banderas:

That's pretty much it for me:manny:

Aside from that chain-smoking, obese cacette I got catfished by when I was 16 :scust:

But that's a story for another day:hubie:
 

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True story:

Was “friends” with a cac in middle school. For some reason he invited me to spend the night. shyt was awkward out the gate. It was like time stopped when I walked in. They were just examining me.

I forgot what room I slept in, but it wasn’t his room. The next day dude tried to tell me a ****** joke. I felt so lame for even being friends with him and not knowing he was a racist. I stopped him as soon as he asked for permission and wandered off to this other kid’s house I knew in that neighborhood. He was Samoan but adopted by white folks and hated them.

I spent the rest of the time with him doing random shyt and returned to the other dude’s house when it was time for me to be picked up. I didn’t say shyt to that dude ever again. Not even when I went back to his house to be picked up.

The crazy part, he was a member of my church until we both graduated high school, so I’d see him and act like I didn’t know him for years after that.


:laff::laff::laff::laff:
 

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Never spent the night, but had a white girl in my college class. invite me to Thanksgiving. I knew it was gonna be weird but I went

Isnt wasnt her family, it was mostly her boyfriends family. I knew it was coming, when they started creeping up conservative related topics. I just sat there and didnt say much on that. Everyone looking at me like some experiment, asking me questions and nodding while smiling the creepy CAC way

It was hilarious they assumed I was some orphan or from a broken family. I told em I have parents and what they did for work and it went over their heads and still assumed I never had a home cooked meal. They even talked to my mother on the phone, stil didnt change their idea. For some reason they insisted on playing catch with me in their backyard and giving me motivational speeches

Just weird all around. The food was great though :ehh:
 

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:huhldup:Creepiest shyt ever. Cacs had pictures of Reagan and bush senior on their walls with dogs watching my every move ready maul me. The cac roommates asking me about politics​


What was the occasion breh?:lupe:


Why is a grown man attending a sleepover:scust:
 
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