Everybody Winning On The Coli, But Come Post Some L’s
- Thread starter Double Burger With Cheese
- Start date
Columbo
Lieutenant
Be a cac brehswhen I was in high school and a simp. My girl broke up with me so I lied and said I was going to kill myself. She called the cops and they came and kicked my door down.
I took a mean L a few weeks back. 
I'd been up 24 hours as I couldn't sleep the night before work, and I got off and this girl hit me up online. We start talking and she eventually tells me that she's stuck at the Greyhound bus station. Her trip had been cancelled. It was cold as fukk in FL that night -- 23 degrees, which is arctic here. She says that she'll keep me "warm" if I come get her. Right there, I should've had her clarify how she intended to do that.
I was tired and cold as fukk. I went and got her. She said she was hungry so I bought her something from Checker's on the way home. I'm a kind host on some Xerxes shyt. We get in the bed and get settled and she snuggles up under me. After awhile, I try to put her hand on my joint in a very natural and organic motion. She hits me with an audible 
. I don't even think I slept that night 
. We turned our backs to each other and she had to be at the station at like 5:30 am. SMFH.
I dropped her off and she goes, "thanks." When I got home she texted me and was talking about what kinda female did I think she was? And she felt so disrespected and that she was so uncomfortable and almost asked me to take her back to the bus station. I'm just like....
"My period was on anyways
."
And then she blocked me
. I basically deprived myself of sleep, froze, feed, and housed an old Leon Lett circa 1995 built ass broad for no real reason.
Playas fukk up too.
I'd been up 24 hours as I couldn't sleep the night before work, and I got off and this girl hit me up online. We start talking and she eventually tells me that she's stuck at the Greyhound bus station. Her trip had been cancelled. It was cold as fukk in FL that night -- 23 degrees, which is arctic here. She says that she'll keep me "warm" if I come get her. Right there, I should've had her clarify how she intended to do that.
I was tired and cold as fukk. I went and got her. She said she was hungry so I bought her something from Checker's on the way home. I'm a kind host on some Xerxes shyt
. We get in the bed and get settled and she snuggles up under me. After awhile, I try to put her hand on my joint in a very natural and organic motion. She hits me with an audible . I don't even think I slept that night . We turned our backs to each other and she had to be at the station at like 5:30 am. SMFH.I dropped her off and she goes, "thanks." When I got home she texted me and was talking about what kinda female did I think she was? And she felt so disrespected and that she was so uncomfortable and almost asked me to take her back to the bus station. I'm just like....
"My period was on anyways
."And then she blocked me
. I basically deprived myself of sleep, froze, feed, and housed an old Leon Lett circa 1995 built ass broad for no real reason.Playas fukk up too.
SPACE IS FAKE
Say No To NASA!
got pulled over with a suspended Ls in a unregistered car a month ago 
Was clowning this Armenian guy in class(11th grade) and he says in the coldest tone, "i dont care cause I know you arent gonna be shyt. Your gonna be begging me for a job one day if you're not locked up". Whole class went quite including me.
That moment changed my life.
I pray i run into to him so I can thank him(for putting that battery in my back) and offer his midget ass a job.
He sent my soul flying that day tho.
That moment changed my life.
I pray i run into to him so I can thank him(for putting that battery in my back) and offer his midget ass a job.
He sent my soul flying that day tho.
My freshman year in college I went to a PWI. I used to be really self conscious about talking like Bryant Gumble and not having a lot of black friends.
One of the few other brehs at the school invited me to hang with his clique for a party so I was like
/
thats cool but they're going to clown me
I get to the party and the breh introduces me, so everybody pretty much stops what they're doing to ask who I am. So its like 25 people staring at me waiting for me to introduce myself
***what happened next I wish I could block out forever***
I tried WAYYYY too hard to sound 'black'.
Stood up there sounding like the cac from malibus most wanted
The breh who brought me did the and the rest of the room was like
It took til Junior year for nikkas to even acknowledge me again (all the brehs/brehettes at my school pretty much knew each other)
Moral of the story...be you. Don't try to front. If you a goofy nikka be a goofy nikka. Some of us had to learn the hard way lol.
That was like 10 years ago and I still cringe at the memory
One of the few other brehs at the school invited me to hang with his clique for a party so I was like
/ thats cool but they're going to clown me I get to the party and the breh introduces me, so everybody pretty much stops what they're doing to ask who I am. So its like 25 people staring at me waiting for me to introduce myself
***what happened next I wish I could block out forever***
I tried WAYYYY too hard to sound 'black'.
Stood up there sounding like the cac from malibus most wanted
The breh who brought me did the
and the rest of the room was like
It took til Junior year for nikkas to even acknowledge me again (all the brehs/brehettes at my school pretty much knew each other)
Moral of the story...be you. Don't try to front. If you a goofy nikka be a goofy nikka. Some of us had to learn the hard way lol.
That was like 10 years ago and I still cringe at the memory
MaxBundles
Veteran
At 19 I was fukking some 26 year old married bytch. She had a nikka nose wide open. I was her boyfriend and I was faithful to her and this bytch was married
Nikka, are you me?? I went through the SAME shyt at 19 lmao. bytch was the same age too. I erased that shyt from my memory tho
had to charge it to the game brehlotteryplaya
Winning a big lottery jackpot is my dream.
#uglygang and#Teamfatman take a loss everytime we look in the mirror,step on a scale or leave the house. Also I lose multiple lotteries every week.
But the day I win the lottery will be a generational wealth size win.
But the day I win the lottery will be a generational wealth size win.
I had surgery that kept me away from message boards/social media for about a year.
The year I return I get voted WPOTY
The year I return I get voted WPOTY
#uglygang and#Teamfatman take a loss everytime we look in the mirror,step on a scale or leave the house. Also I lose multiple lotteries every week.
But the day I win the lottery will be a generational wealth size win.
The millionaires club 20 dollar ticket has been smoking me
where were you in fla where it hit 23 degrees? i need to know so i stay away from there. gotta be the panhandle area jax doesnt get that cold.I took a mean L a few weeks back.
I'd been up 24 hours as I couldn't sleep the night before work, and I got off and this girl hit me up online. We start talking and she eventually tells me that she's stuck at the Greyhound bus station. Her trip had been cancelled. It was cold as fukk in FL that night -- 23 degrees, which is arctic here. She says that she'll keep me "warm" if I come get her. Right there, I should've had her clarify how she intended to do that.
I was tired and cold as fukk. I went and got her. She said she was hungry so I bought her something from Checker's on the way home. I'm a kind host on some Xerxes shyt
I dropped her off and she goes, "thanks." When I got home she texted me and was talking about what kinda female did I think she was? And she felt so disrespected and that she was so uncomfortable and almost asked me to take her back to the bus station. I'm just like....
"My period was on anyways
And then she blocked me
Playas fukk up too.
I had surgery that kept me away from message boards/social media for about a year.
The year I return I get voted WPOTY
Ya' Cousin Cleon
OG COUCH CORNER HUSTLA
Got stomped out over some he said she said shyt in front of my girl
did ketamine, don't recommend it
got slapped up during a roast session
got caught fukking when I use to work at wal-mart and had a pregnancy scare from the same broad
and going to jail for weed
did ketamine, don't recommend it
got slapped up during a roast session
got caught fukking when I use to work at wal-mart and had a pregnancy scare from the same broad
and going to jail for weed
ChiTownGuevera
All Star
Damn this shyt happened to me but I did the refusal so I got it down to dwai but the dmv railroaded me with 38 weeks of alcohol therapy session I had to complete for my licensefriends had a hotel room in Soho, but i decided to sleep in my car instead because i wanted "fresh air".
fell asleep in my car, forgot to take key out of the ignition after i opened the sunroof, passed out. didnt realize my boy left an empty beer can in passenger seat.
DUI.
shyt was one of the worst periods of my life especially sitting in a class with a bunch of repeated DUI offenders..
richaveli83
Veteran
when I was in high school and a simp. My girl broke up with me so I lied and said I was going to kill myself. She called the cops and they came and kicked my door down.
