Everybody Winning On The Coli, But Come Post Some L’s

[Buckeye Fever]

Yung Trizzy Trill has taken the biggest L in 20 yrs. I would hate to be that nikka

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Yeah I mean ppl was lookin out for me it was one of those mini vhs tapes lol no story bout beating a bytch up but I seen her at a gas station by a bar and hotel recently w dentures sooooo yeah somebody been goin upside that head for a minute

What that girl do with that pit though?

 

[WaveMolecules]

friends had a hotel room in Soho, but i decided to sleep in my car instead because i wanted "fresh air".

fell asleep in my car, forgot to take key out of the ignition after i opened the sunroof, passed out. didnt realize my boy left an empty beer can in passenger seat.

DUI.

 

[Sauce Dab]

Breh this is the Coli. These nikkas don’t believe wins or losses smh. You can say you had a salad for lunch and nikkas will call ducktales lol

You had a salad? :RussTales:

 

[Inf1ne]

What that girl do with that pit though?

From what I remember the pit went last ol girl was kinda slow got held back a yr or 2 so she was grown body wise so u know older weirdo nggaz was at that

 

[ignorethis]

I posted a lot of my Ls on here but here are some recaps.

Cuffing a stripper then #HOHing myself out of a threesome with her and her best friend.

Unsuccessfully tried to save a full blown slut.

Knocking a girl i was fukking with birth control implant out of place and having to fill a tub up with water and stick my fingers deep in her p*ssy to take it out.

Getting knocked the fukk out during a brawl.

Getting dropped by an 8th grader named Jeremy in the 7th grade.

Had a hoe from the club steal a brand new phone from me when I was sleep.

Definitely more of them but I cant remember which one's I've already posted on here.

 

[Inf1ne]

The L's I've Given tho.. Shiiiiiiit
.a pint of grape jelly karo syrup and benadryl in a " sealed" bottle

.a few 100 "double stack butterfly" pills aka menopause meds

.a few come fucc me texts from female numbers for the quick snatch and grab

.the old get in the back child lock pistol whip routine

.flatscreens and rims used to just fall off around me
.oregano spice bath salt caffeine aspirin anything fake that look nice in a "jewelry bag" juug juug juuuuug
×for any law enforcement reading this the statue of limitations been up nanannybooboo cracka!!!!

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Springtime freshman year in high school, there was a badass sophomore chick that was feeling your boy

Yeah she had a big body count but I was a virgin and she had big ol bitties and a phat was.

She invited me back to her house after school and her parents were gonna be gone. Only problem was that she lived kinda far and I didn't drive

So I asked a friend who had a license if he could drop me off and he said sure, I gotchu


So he takes me to her crib and me and her go to her bedroom and start doing our thing. I'm kissing her and rubbing her everywhere and she stops and straight up asks me

Do you really like me?


Being the young pup that I was I believed honesty is the best policy so I told her "nah I'm just trying to fukk "



Man she started crying on the spot and just ran out of the room. Straight bawling


My boy came by and asked what the he'll just happened!?!? Gabbo, that was a layup


He said he would talk to her to smooth shyt over.

10 minutes later I saw the two of them pull out the driveway in his box style jeep Cherokee

Homey straight scooped her up right up from under me

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

From what I remember the pit went last ol girl was kinda slow got held back a yr or 2 so she was grown body wise so u know older weirdo nggaz was at that

Damn. This world ain't right

 

[The Minister Of Culture]

@General Mills get in here


we haven't heard a story from you about the many L's youve taken in life in a min

 

[Sypress]

Dated a girl all through HS. It was all good until she started hanging out with single mothers and started taking relationship advice from them

She broke up with me shortly after

 

[General Mills]

@General Mills

You know what to do, breh..

My job normally has different food trucks come every other friday for lunch.

I had been noticed this bad ass chick who i think works on the 4th floor. Lil bish is a strong 8 with a nice lil bubble in the back. I work on the 3rd floor so I dont even see her alot.


Well last friday I am in the parking lot trying to decide which truck i want to get grub from. I decide on the one serving chicken n waffles.


Who gets in line behind me? Super 8

She chats me up. Asking what im ordering. We get to chit chatting while waiting for our grub. Super 8 is mad chill and i just so happened to have a fresh taper and line up after 7 weeks of wolfin. Waves are on god mode.


We walk into the building together and she says lets take the stairs. We are going to need to burn some calories before eating all this grub.


We are slow walking up the steps side by side still conversating. We hit the 2nd floor and i am sneaking another peek at Super 8's rump when i misjudged the step...


nikkas i fell going UP the steps... When my foot skipped off the step I went OohhhhhHHHHHHoooOooooo!!!! But for some reason it came out mad feminine.

I had my food in one hand and Im teeter tottering and my equilibrium was off like a mother fukker.. I flung my free hand out to grab something to help me out because all I could see in my mind is those concrete steps rushing up to smack me in the grill.


I grab the closest thing nearest to me to stabilize myself. Super 8

I grasped her sleeve and that shyt tore off like some nba tearaway pants.


Now my whole balance is beyond repair.. I hit the damn steps hard as fukk and slid down them motherfukkers. I watched my chicken n waffles tumble once...twice. then bust open all over the landing



Then i noticed it was raining chicken n waffles...but it was not mine


It was Super 8's. When i tried to grab for her and tore her sleeve she lost balance too but she almost corrected the L... But then lost balance too and her food went up in the air and rained down on me a split second before she busted her ass down the steps too.



It was carnage brehs. Chicken. waffles. syrup. she looked at me like

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

@General Mills get in here


we haven't heard a story from you about the many L's youve taken in life in a min

General Mills is the Coil God of this shyt. I’m low key paying homage

My job normally has different food trucks come every other friday for lunch.

I had been noticed this bad ass chick who i think works on the 4th floor. Lil bish is a strong 8 with a nice lil bubble in the back. I work on the 3rd floor so I dont even see her alot.


Well last friday I am in the parking lot trying to decide which truck i want to get grub from. I decide on the one serving chicken n waffles.


Who gets in line behind me? Super 8

She chats me up. Asking what im ordering. We get to chit chatting while waiting for our grub. Super 8 is mad chill and i just so happened to have a fresh taper and line up after 7 weeks of wolfin. Waves are on god mode.


We walk into the building together and she says lets take the stairs. We are going to need to burn some calories before eating all this grub.


We are slow walking up the steps side by side still conversating. We hit the 2nd floor and i am sneaking another peek at Super 8's rump when i misjudged the step...


nikkas i fell going UP the steps... When my foot skipped off the step I went OohhhhhHHHHHHoooOooooo!!!! But for some reason it came out mad feminine.

I had my food in one hand and Im teeter tottering and my equilibrium was off like a mother fukker.. I flung my free hand out to grab something to help me out because all I could see in my mind is those concrete steps rushing up to smack me in the grill.


I grab the closest thing nearest to me to stabilize myself. Super 8

I grasped her sleeve and that shyt tore off like some nba tearaway pants.


Now my whole balance is beyond repair.. I hit the damn steps hard as fukk and slid down them motherfukkers. I watched my chicken n waffles tumble once...twice. then bust open all over the landing



Then i noticed it was raining chicken n waffles...but it was not mine


It was Super 8's. When i tried to grab for her and tore her sleeve she lost balance too but she almost corrected the L... But then lost balance too and her food went up in the air and rained down on me a split second before she busted her ass down the steps too.



It was carnage brehs. Chicken. waffles. syrup. she looked at me like

Man I’m laughing and crying at the same time.

 

[Inf1ne]

I've taken L's to science before last time I was single I would multi text stupid sht not really expecting a response so I would smoke drink and eventually watch a flick and jagg off in a fast and furious fit of frustration and FRENZY! And soon as I got my thrill watcha know its a WYD text on Saturday night so of course I can't say I'm sick since I been sending bullshyt texts all day so I give a pep talk in mirror and get in my car but I know my other "tank" empty like shyt so I stop at the gas station and get ginseng and a sketchy xxx pill for help fast fwd about an hr I'm at her house we watching Netflix passing a blunt and the pills and ginseng hit me boom pow zip zing! so I'm thinking ok I'm in there baby babbyyy not exactly see what had happened was we get to the fucc action and I'm noticing A. I can't feel shyt B.I'm going fast af like jackhammer fast and C. My vision blurry so after a while I said fukk it went to the bathroom tryed to talk myself dwn made up some sht bout working on Sunday and drove home thinking I was going to die from gas station Viagra .

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

I got called a douchebag last night at the end of a date. The whole thing went fine..on the way back my car drove over a mean pothole so I started shytting on the governor and the state for being broke jokingly and she was laughing and holding my hand...then I got to her place two minutes later and she called me a douchebag and dipped without saying goodbye.

I texted her saying wtf after and she didn't respond.

Then today she said she just wanted to get to sleep