Failed Attempts at Witty Punchlines

[Mac Ten]

Said this before: "dikk on her nose, now she's cockeyed" -

That was line was tame…

Cam’s second verse was comedy in its prime

 

[Erratic415]

“Her feet are killing her, I call it shoe-icide”- Fab

 

[Drake's Tan]

 

[Drake's Tan]

I love the Lox but that "I gave that fakkit a french kiss" is so

 

[Redwood]

That was line was tame…

Cam’s second verse was comedy in its prime

Tame, but it fell flat compared on how witty his lines usually are.

 

[dezert_storm]

“Crews be steppin' to me
But I wipe 'em all out like booty” - Canibus

“If amazing was a young bytch I'd be going to jail, cause I'm fukking amazing” - Drake

 

[ball15life]

I'm just kiddin' like Jason

 

[TheAlbionist]

"Little Ecstasy, Hennessey, mix with me
Picture me pay for p*ssy when the dikk's for free"

Pac to the grave but this bar was never gonna fly in Harlem.

 

[Golayitdown]

Said this before: "dikk on her nose, now she's cockeyed" -

Line makes me laugh every time I hear it though

 

[Redwood]

Line makes me laugh every time I hear it though

It was funny but I always hold that Curtis diss song as the funniest.

 

[Solomon Lurke]

I was in too deep like Mekhi Phife

 

[AquaCityBoy]

"Me losing to a lame rappin
"Is like you wiping your nose and your butthole with the same napkin
"The shyt's not [shyt snot] happenin"

 

[SilverSamurai]

Papoose is the king of this lol

“ I get more Wins than a Hurricane”


“ I suwu like a Wu Tang lawsuit”

"mad ass like Saddam spelled backwards"

 

[Bleedin Gums Murphy]

“I’m a star in the sky. Look, you need a microscope!” - Fred from Da Band

“Up in the cut like gay nikkas in butt” - RIP Magoo

“I’m standing on my monopoly board. Which means I’m on top of my game!” - Marshall

 

[Womb Raider]