Family members coming into town unannounced

Mowgli

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My female cousin just sent me and my sister a plane ticket showing that she’s was landing in town tonight and there’s no return date on it:gucci:
She’s in her 40’s but very immature, she’s the type that will wake up and ask you what’s for breakfast :feedme:
She’s unemployed, educated she was just traveling around she was in India Europe and Kenya and now Montreal
Tell your hippy ass cousin she better get a hotel and call her mama

This ain't the family shelter big fella :camby:

This ain't the fukkery weekend launchpad :camby:
I be like i tell you what

Go in the backyard pull up all the tile and pull all them weeds up and I'll give you a couple nights to rest it off

Otherwise

FOH
 

WesCrook

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They'll pull this if they know you keep your spot decked with plenty of food, liquor, plush furniture....the works.
 
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