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We all know who could single handedly save the dunk contest

But the accumulated hate of all their doubting and booing has foamed up about their waists and all the skeptics and haters look up and shout "Save us!":damn:..... and he whispers "no."
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We all know who could single handedly save the dunk contest

But the accumulated hate of all their doubting and booing has foamed up about their waists and all the skeptics and haters look up and shout "Save us!":damn:..... and he whispers "no."
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And it dont even have to be jaw dropping dunks. The windmill, cock back tomahawk off the bounce, then a reverse double pump is all he gotta do
 

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They should allow backboards to shatter during the contest if powerful enough
 

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Kevin Harlan: "Alright folks here's the moment we've been waiting years for Lebron James is in the dunk contest! Here's his 1st dunk"
Kenny: "Watch out now. We bout to witness something we've never seen before. I promise you that"
Chuck: "What we really need to see is him come on home. That headband thicker than Shaq thick ass skull"
Shaq: "Yea but it's not thicker than my 4 championship rings brotha"

LeBron takes off tomahawks and stares. The crowd goes wild :gladbron: All the judges hold up 10s

Harlan: "The King is ready for lift off again. He shut this place down on his 1st attempt.
Kenny: "Uh-oh what's Dwade doin? Why's Dwade out there? This is bought to be big. I feel it Chuck its bout to be big!"
Chuck: "Speaking of big how Russel Westbrook wearing them big ass glasses and still can't see what the hell he puttin on"
Shaq: "Let's not pull out the pics of what you used to wear back in the day. I've seen the pics I got evidence brotha :shaq:
Harlan: "Ok guys here we go"

Dwade dribbles down the middle of the lane throws it off the glass Bron comes behind him and tomahawks it hard stares at Wade. The building erupts :krs: all the judges hold up 10s. Kevin Hart runs on the court yelling loud. Nick Cannon does something corny.
Magic Johnson steals Harlan's mic "The dunk contest is back :krs: "
Kenny:"Oh my I haven't seen a dunk like that since Spoony Jenkins did it on the NY playgrounds when I was growing up. I've finally found someone who can out dunk Spoony Jenkins. Spoony if you watchin you got some competition!!!"
Shaq:"Now that's what I'm talking bout Bron...Dwade.
Chuck: "That's was alright woulda been better if they alley-ooped Kevin Hart midget ass. That woulda been the best dunk in basketball history."

That's how I see Lebron being in the dunk contest going :manny:
 

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All the misses: Futility: A 2013 Slam Dunk Contest Supercut

The Tallahassee Democrat's Corey Clark notes that since there were 36 missed dunks and only 15 successful ones the competitors managed to shoot less than 30 percent from the field in a slam dunk contest.

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"He's gonna dunk both"

"Neither" :dead::dead::dead:

A couple dunks were nice but the whole contest was :shaq2:
 

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when white was struggling to just dribble the ball up the court I was pretty much done.

plus how many times are we going to see them jump over someone.
 

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They need to invite a few more guys, find ways to get more legit stars involved (introduce more money if you have to) and cut it down to 2 rounds, and 2 attempts per round. You should not be out there missing 6 times. Bring the top 3 or 4 to the 2nd round for the title.


It's a joke that Bron has never competed in this.
And if the money isn't enough to entice them, maybe instead pledge it to their charities, similar to last night, but to their own personal ones. Guarantee every contestant's charity gets say 150K, and the winner's would get double or maybe triple that. This would also kind of put the onus on them to participate, and we know how PR conscious these dudes are.

Maybe a reach but beyond something like that, I don't see how they're gonna lure the stars back, unless they just pay them a crapload of $$$.
 

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I hate it when people said this and completely ignore J-Rich killed it couple years later.

yea. its a dam shame. i'd be walking around bitter as hell if i was him. just angry at the world.

dude is one of the greatest dunkers of all-time and cant even get a dap for it.

push come to shove, i actually have more respect for j.rich than vince. richardson won 2 str8 titles and competed until he lost. vince did that 1 contest and bounced. he shouldve came back to go head up with richardson in '03.

im leaning towards moving j.rich ahead of vince on my goat list. real talk.

Kevin Harlan: "Alright folks here's the moment we've been waiting years for Lebron James is in the dunk contest! Here's his 1st dunk"
Kenny: "Watch out now. We bout to witness something we've never seen before. I promise you that"
Chuck: "What we really need to see is him come on home. That headband thicker than Shaq thick ass skull"
Shaq: "Yea but it's not thicker than my 4 championship rings brotha"

LeBron takes off tomahawks and stares. The crowd goes wild :gladbron: All the judges hold up 10s

Harlan: "The King is ready for lift off again. He shut this place down on his 1st attempt.
Kenny: "Uh-oh what's Dwade doin? Why's Dwade out there? This is bought to be big. I feel it Chuck its bout to be big!"
Chuck: "Speaking of big how Russel Westbrook wearing them big ass glasses and still can't see what the hell he puttin on"
Shaq: "Let's not pull out the pics of what you used to wear back in the day. I've seen the pics I got evidence brotha :shaq:
Harlan: "Ok guys here we go"

Dwade dribbles down the middle of the lane throws it off the glass Bron comes behind him and tomahawks it hard stares at Wade. The building erupts :krs: all the judges hold up 10s. Kevin Hart runs on the court yelling loud. Nick Cannon does something corny.
Magic Johnson steals Harlan's mic "The dunk contest is back :krs: "
Kenny:"Oh my I haven't seen a dunk like that since Spoony Jenkins did it on the NY playgrounds when I was growing up. I've finally found someone who can out dunk Spoony Jenkins. Spoony if you watchin you got some competition!!!"
Shaq:"Now that's what I'm talking bout Bron...Dwade.
Chuck: "That's was alright woulda been better if they alley-ooped Kevin Hart midget ass. That woulda been the best dunk in basketball history."

That's how I see Lebron being in the dunk contest going :manny:

THIS NEEDS TO BE PUT IN THE RAFTERS IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

BEST POST IVE EVER SEEN ON THIS ENTIRE FORUM!!!!
 

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Kevin Harlan: "Alright folks here's the moment we've been waiting years for Lebron James is in the dunk contest! Here's his 1st dunk"
Kenny: "Watch out now. We bout to witness something we've never seen before. I promise you that"
Chuck: "What we really need to see is him come on home. That headband thicker than Shaq thick ass skull"
Shaq: "Yea but it's not thicker than my 4 championship rings brotha"

LeBron takes off tomahawks and stares. The crowd goes wild :gladbron: All the judges hold up 10s

Harlan: "The King is ready for lift off again. He shut this place down on his 1st attempt.
Kenny: "Uh-oh what's Dwade doin? Why's Dwade out there? This is bought to be big. I feel it Chuck its bout to be big!"
Chuck: "Speaking of big how Russel Westbrook wearing them big ass glasses and still can't see what the hell he puttin on"
Shaq: "Let's not pull out the pics of what you used to wear back in the day. I've seen the pics I got evidence brotha :shaq:
Harlan: "Ok guys here we go"

Dwade dribbles down the middle of the lane throws it off the glass Bron comes behind him and tomahawks it hard stares at Wade. The building erupts :krs: all the judges hold up 10s. Kevin Hart runs on the court yelling loud. Nick Cannon does something corny.
Magic Johnson steals Harlan's mic "The dunk contest is back :krs: "
Kenny:"Oh my I haven't seen a dunk like that since Spoony Jenkins did it on the NY playgrounds when I was growing up. I've finally found someone who can out dunk Spoony Jenkins. Spoony if you watchin you got some competition!!!"
Shaq:"Now that's what I'm talking bout Bron...Dwade.
Chuck: "That's was alright woulda been better if they alley-ooped Kevin Hart midget ass. That woulda been the best dunk in basketball history."

That's how I see Lebron being in the dunk contest going :manny:

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And if the money isn't enough to entice them, maybe instead pledge it to their charities, similar to last night, but to their own personal ones. Guarantee every contestant's charity gets say 150K, and the winner's would get double or maybe triple that. This would also kind of put the onus on them to participate, and we know how PR conscious these dudes are.

Maybe a reach but beyond something like that, I don't see how they're gonna lure the stars back, unless they just pay them a crapload of $$$.

i think one thing that gets conveniently overlooked is that alot of the current big stars arent competition dunkers.

they shouldve made this push for superstars in the dunk contest years ago when steve francis was the only one willing to compete in multiple contests. this nicca t-mac complaining on twitter but he only did one contest. how is vince carter the goat when he only did that one show?

im seriously not interested in seeing lebron, durant, westbrook & them in this contest. i'd like to see what derrick rose can do, what josh smith has left and maybe a couple others. do j.r. smith, mcghee and igoudala count as stars now? theyre great. but yea, i'll take the alleged no-names over this era's stars any day of the week.
 

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Kevin Harlan: "Alright folks here's the moment we've been waiting years for Lebron James is in the dunk contest! Here's his 1st dunk"
Kenny: "Watch out now. We bout to witness something we've never seen before. I promise you that"
Chuck: "What we really need to see is him come on home. That headband thicker than Shaq thick ass skull"
Shaq: "Yea but it's not thicker than my 4 championship rings brotha"

LeBron takes off tomahawks and stares. The crowd goes wild :gladbron: All the judges hold up 10s

Harlan: "The King is ready for lift off again. He shut this place down on his 1st attempt.
Kenny: "Uh-oh what's Dwade doin? Why's Dwade out there? This is bought to be big. I feel it Chuck its bout to be big!"
Chuck: "Speaking of big how Russel Westbrook wearing them big ass glasses and still can't see what the hell he puttin on"
Shaq: "Let's not pull out the pics of what you used to wear back in the day. I've seen the pics I got evidence brotha :shaq:
Harlan: "Ok guys here we go"

Dwade dribbles down the middle of the lane throws it off the glass Bron comes behind him and tomahawks it hard stares at Wade. The building erupts :krs: all the judges hold up 10s. Kevin Hart runs on the court yelling loud. Nick Cannon does something corny.
Magic Johnson steals Harlan's mic "The dunk contest is back :krs: "
Kenny:"Oh my I haven't seen a dunk like that since Spoony Jenkins did it on the NY playgrounds when I was growing up. I've finally found someone who can out dunk Spoony Jenkins. Spoony if you watchin you got some competition!!!"
Shaq:"Now that's what I'm talking bout Bron...Dwade.
Chuck: "That's was alright woulda been better if they alley-ooped Kevin Hart midget ass. That woulda been the best dunk in basketball history."

That's how I see Lebron being in the dunk contest going :manny:
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the commentary made it worse

Shaq and Kenny sounded like they would rather be doing anything else but that

For everybody that missed. I was laughing the whole time at Shaq, Chuck, and Kenny. They had jokes about everything and everybody...:pachaha:

 
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Since James White took an L, I dont want to see another one ever again. :to:


He shoulda done this 5 years ago :sadcam:
dude was an absolute embarrassment breh, running across the arena just to lose the damn ball before he jumped :snoop:

gerald green disappointed me with that stupid ass dunk he was tryna do too :stopitslime:

dunk contest was just :javale: until the last round
 
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